News Alert! FL wins because it's more balanced!

The biggest factor why Florida will win, according to 99.9999999999999% of the world out there, is because Florida is "more balanced".  Like this assclown from Fox Sports (emphasis mine):

Breakdown: [Florida] is the most well-balanced team in the country. All five starters average in double figures and any of them can go for 20 on any given night. On the flip side, only Jordan Farmar and Arron Afflalo have scored 20 in any game this entire season for UCLA. Joakim Noah has emerged as the go-to guy since the tournament began, but the other four starters are still all putting up double-digit points on a regular basis.

Hey douchebag!  If you bothered to actually do any research, maybe you'd notice what our our good friends at BBR bothered to figure out:

In five tournament games, four UCLA players are averaging double figures in points scored: Afflalo (11.8), Luc Richard Mbah a Moute (11.8), Ryan Hollins (11.8 and 85%FG), and Jordan Farmar (11.4).

And if we look at Florida's tourney stats:

PLAYER         PPG
Joakim Noah    16.2
Corey Brewer   14.4
Lee Humphrey   12.4
Taurean Green  12.2
Al Horford     11.4
Chris Richard   3.4

Uh, yeah, REAL balanced.  I threw in Chris Richard, just to continue to highlight another point: the reason WHY Florida scores in the "high" double-digits from its starters is because THEY HAVE NO BENCH.  In fact, the entire bench has only scored 15 FG and 1 3PT in the entire tourney up to this point.

Yeah, if our bench was that pathetic (shoot, even Fey had a FG), AND, we weren't running out clock in the last ten minutes against Belmont, Memphis, LSU, AND our starters were playing 30+ minutes a game like FL, we'd probably need a lot more production from our starters.

So to all of you in the MSM who clearly don't know what the F**K you're talking about, here's yet another middle finger from me, my friends at BN, and of course, the "unbalanced" team that's still f'ing up your party (courtesy of Hollins):

To quote Jim Breuer's Brian character in the award-winning movie, "Half Baked": FU, FU, FU, [Belmont] you're cool (at least you recognized that we'd win), and FU.

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of BruinsNation's (BN) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of BN's editors.</em>

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