Bumped from the diaries. GO BRUINS. -N

My coffee was hot, my toast was well buttered and I was on page two of the LA Times sports page when I read Karl's comment in reference to his latest coaching embarrassment:

"It is what it is." To me, that is the most annoying five-word phrase in the the English language. It is what it is? What in the hell does that mean anyway? Any time I hear an athlete spew that self-absolving cliche,  I cringe; this time I got angry. It is like a bad algebra equation:  x=x.

Guess what Karl, you have to define x with something other than x or else it doesn't mean anything. What is "it"? We sure as hell can't tell what your "it" is, but we know what you are and we know your algebraic equation:

 KD = a+w+f+u+l

No more fuzzy math. No more horrible football. No more stupid ass cliches. No more Karl Dorrell.