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KD's Algebra

Bumped from the diaries. GO BRUINS. -N

My coffee was hot, my toast was well buttered and I was on page two of the LA Times sports page when I read Karl's comment in reference to his latest coaching embarrassment:

"It is what it is." To me, that is the most annoying five-word phrase in the the English language. It is what it is? What in the hell does that mean anyway? Any time I hear an athlete spew that self-absolving cliche,  I cringe; this time I got angry. It is like a bad algebra equation:  x=x.

Guess what Karl, you have to define x with something other than x or else it doesn't mean anything. What is "it"? We sure as hell can't tell what your "it" is, but we know what you are and we know your algebraic equation:

 KD = a+w+f+u+l

No more fuzzy math. No more horrible football. No more stupid ass cliches. No more Karl Dorrell.

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of BruinsNation's (BN) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of BN's editors.</em>

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