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Meriones Parody: SATURDAY NIGHT FEEBLE

With my sincere apologies to the Bee Gees, I humbly offer CTS' retro-styled theme song.

Grok, if you want to get an appropriate graphic in here (perhaps Disco Stu with CTS' head on top), BE MY GUEST:

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"(%#$!, DORRELL IS) STAYIN' ALIVE"
(based on the original work by the Bee Gees)

Well you can tell by the way I speak and squawk
Forget walk the walk
I can't talk the talk

"WIN IT NOW!" is what fans cry for
But I can't be touched
If all the seats are warm

Because it's all right
It's okay
I can look the other way
You should try to understand
The LA Times don't hurt me, man

Whether you're a player
Or a season ticket payer
I'm stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

Watch me as I'm wingin' it
AD phones are ringin'
And I'm stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

HA HA HA HA
Stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
HA HA HA HA
Stayin' aliiiiiiiive

Well -- our scores are low, then our scores are high
And if we get beat -- well, I can sleep at night
Got a winning set of playcalls in my pants
I'll fire what-his-name and get another chance

You know it's all right
It's okay
I'm bringing back U-C-L-A
Just give me time -- we've got a plan
In three more years we'll be DA MAN!

Whether you're a hater
Or radio commentator
I'm stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

Forget about reporters
'Cause we're turnin' a corner
And I'm stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

HA HA HA HA
Stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
HA HA HA HA
Stayin' aliiiiiiiive

I'm goin' nowhere
Somebody PAY me
Somebody PAY me
Yeah

Ain't goin' nowhere
Somebody PAY me
Yeah
I'm stayin' aliiiiiiive

Well you can tell by the way I make the call
First I'll run the ball
And then I'll run the ball

Two false starts, third and twelve or more
I'll call a quick out that falls three yards short

And now it's all right
It's okay
We're always fourth on Media Day
You should try to understand
It's not like I'm afraid of DAN

Whether you're a booster
Or just a media loser
I'm stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

So what if it's a slaughter?
The starters are cannon fodder
And I'm stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

HA HA HA HA
Stayin' alive
Stayin' alive
HA HA HA HA
Stayin' aliiiiiiiive.
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Have at it, folks.

M

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of BruinsNation's (BN) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of BN's editors.</em>

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