How many Bruin quarterbacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

From what I can tell, KD is repeating last week's tricky little step of not revealing information about his qb. Oooooh, so scary last week when we didn't know (of course we did know) if BO was going to backup OR. So I guess the idea this week is if we delay naming a quarterback then U$C won't be able to prepare for one.

Here's the problem: THIS DOES NOT WORK WHEN ALL THREE POSSIBLE STARTERS ARE MEDIOCRE!!! You don't need to prepare for UCLA's offense because, well, it doesn't exist!

Frankly, I think we should rotate around during the game. It's irrelevant because none of them are going to do anything, but I'm fairly certain that if we play either BO or PC for an extended period of time, we'll have an injury and have to bring in the other anyways.

All this ridiculous strategy aside, I have one bone to pick.

Some of you are so furious at KD that you are actually rooting for U$C. SHAME ON YOU!!! Bad coach or not, it's no excuse. Making the Rose Bowl...well we really don't deserve it. But you know what? The hated ones don't either. (For those that have been watching, with 0 injuries they lost to Stanford who has lost to ND, making them approximately at our level on that specific blown game). If nothing else, we have to hope beyond hope that we knock them out of it. And for you uber-haters, you can even hope for us and ASU to win, followed by a coaching staff upheaval. The single most important thing this weekend is that USC loses, and the way it worked out, it's going to be us that has to make it happen.

So you know what...GO BRUINS!!! BEAT SC!!!!

Oh by the way--5. Two to get injured, one to throw extra light bulbs wildly around the room, one to run around holding the light bulb and falling down, and the last one to screw it in.