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The Exorcism: Foster/LA Times get out ahead of the carnage

Writing in his late night journal, the LA Times's Chris Foster bucks up and tells it like it is.  Earth to Brian [Dohn], Earth to JJ [Adande]... do you read?

[the priest enters, steeling himself against the horrid sights and sounds of the ugliest football in town]

No Bowl Championship Series game. We knew that. Now no Pacific 10 Conference championship or Rose Bowl game, either. That's all but a lock.

"Ehhh-heggghhhhh... LICK ME! LICK ME!"

After Arizona's 34-27 win over UCLA here Saturday, there might not be any bowl game at all for the Bruins. UCLA has five wins this season, needs six to be bowl eligible, and has left on its schedule Arizona State, Oregon and USC.

"The power of Christ compels you!! [throws  holy water on the demon]

...the grip Karl Dorrell had on his job as UCLA football coach... loosened considerably as the Bruins (5-4, 4-2 in Pac-10 play) lost their second in a row to a second-tier conference opponent and were defeated for the fourth time this season by a team with a losing record.

"Ahahhgggghhhh!! It BURNS!! IT BUURRNNSS!!!"

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...and [by December], the truth shall set you free.

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of BruinsNation's (BN) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of BN's editors.</em>

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