The Exorcism: Foster/LA Times get out ahead of the carnage
Writing in his late night journal, the LA Times's Chris Foster bucks up and tells it like it is. Earth to Brian [Dohn], Earth to JJ [Adande]... do you read?
[the priest enters, steeling himself against the horrid sights and sounds of the ugliest football in town]

"Ehhh-heggghhhhh... LICK ME! LICK ME!"
After Arizona's 34-27 win over UCLA here Saturday, there might not be any bowl game at all for the Bruins. UCLA has five wins this season, needs six to be bowl eligible, and has left on its schedule Arizona State, Oregon and USC."The power of Christ compels you!! [throws holy water on the demon]
...the grip Karl Dorrell had on his job as UCLA football coach... loosened considerably as the Bruins (5-4, 4-2 in Pac-10 play) lost their second in a row to a second-tier conference opponent and were defeated for the fourth time this season by a team with a losing record."Ahahhgggghhhh!! It BURNS!! IT BUURRNNSS!!!"
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...and [by December], the truth shall set you free.
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I heard
by Ryan Rosenblatt on Nov 3, 2007 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Noted elsewhere here
Not sure what the recovery time for a collapsed lung is, bout would imagine that Cowan is done for the year. All the best for a speedy recovery. And the best of luck to OR who will likely be getting the start vs. ASU as a result.

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