Bruins Nation Favorite Selected To Replace CTS

Lighten up Bruin fans help is on the way (with apologies to Fox71)

Despite consistent denials, sources close to UCLA (three very wealthy and influential UCLA alums who like to eat in restaurants) are saying that Dan Guerrero will be calling a press conference to announce that Wife of Fox71 will be UCLA's next football coach. When reached for comment, Mrs. Fox issued the following statement, "I have not been asked." It is well know that Mrs. Fox does not say yes, until asked. She had previously opted out of any consideration for the job, but under pressure from Fox71 to get out of the house more and a strong desire not to have to listen to opera, she decided to reconsider her options.  Fox71 has also encouraged Mrs. Fox to take the position at UCLA by telling her, "You can't do any worse than CTS" and "Hey, for $2 million a year, I don't care what you do."

The influential alums that broke this story are telling anyone that will eat with them that once Athletic Director Dan Guerrero learned of the availability of Mrs. Fox he cancelled the contract with the expensive search firm and called off other wealthy alumni and UCLA football boosters that were wooing other potential coaching candidates. He went so far as to have Casey Wasserman's private jet diverted to Tampa from Gainsville where they were picking up Urban Meyer for a meeting with Guerrero.  According to another reliable source within the athletic department, Guerrero felt that with all the other coaching vacancies he had to move quickly to get this highly sought after coaching candidate.  Previously, Mrs. Fox was being considered as a candidate to replace Lloyd Carr at Michigan until the Wolverines figured out how to beat a Division 2 school in football.

While Mrs. Fox does not have any prior coaching experience it is well known that she writes the insightful comments credited to Fox71 on Bruins Nation and other Internet blogs. These comments were a key factor in Guerrero's decision to terminate the esteemed CTS (or as he will now be know MFP - Mrs. Fox's Predecessor). While most college football experts, including Bill and Ted, are hailing this decision as the home run hire that will take the Bruins to the next level, there are some rumors that a prior relationship between Mrs. Fox and Guerrero may have influenced his decision.