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Why go bare when you can go BEAR?!?

This seems to just be hitting the blogs, so I figured BN should be up to speed on it.

UCLA alum Mike Filonczuk is the man with the plan behind this innovative creation:

Yup, Bruins brand condoms. According to his website:

Mike Filonczuk, UCLA alumn, patented inventor, co founder of hollywoodparts.com and president of Oakdale Creative LLC first envisioned envisioned custom collegiate condioms when he was at UCLA from 1970 to 1974. "No self respecting Bruin would ever wear a Trojan!" Mike remembers telling his intramural buddies. "If USC can have their own brand of condoms (ignorant at the time to the fact there really is no connection between USC and Trojan brand condoms) Then we Bruins should have our own condoms too!"

Truer words have never been spoken.

I applaud Mike and his creation, specifically the fantastic tag line on the back of the box: "Note: BRUINS will not stop the 8-CLAP"


After yesterday's debacle, this oughtta cheer some people up.  Maybe if our basketball players had these available, the outcome would have been a little different. Can someone in the AD please order a few boxes to Kevin Love's dorm? Thanks.

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of BruinsNation's (BN) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of BN's editors.</em>

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