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Why go bare when you can go BEAR?!?

This seems to just be hitting the blogs, so I figured BN should be up to speed on it.

UCLA alum Mike Filonczuk is the man with the plan behind this innovative creation:

Yup, Bruins brand condoms. According to his website:

Mike Filonczuk, UCLA alumn, patented inventor, co founder of hollywoodparts.com and president of Oakdale Creative LLC first envisioned envisioned custom collegiate condioms when he was at UCLA from 1970 to 1974. "No self respecting Bruin would ever wear a Trojan!" Mike remembers telling his intramural buddies. "If USC can have their own brand of condoms (ignorant at the time to the fact there really is no connection between USC and Trojan brand condoms) Then we Bruins should have our own condoms too!"

Truer words have never been spoken.

I applaud Mike and his creation, specifically the fantastic tag line on the back of the box: "Note: BRUINS will not stop the 8-CLAP"

Star-divide


After yesterday's debacle, this oughtta cheer some people up.  Maybe if our basketball players had these available, the outcome would have been a little different. Can someone in the AD please order a few boxes to Kevin Love's dorm? Thanks.

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LOL
I don't think I've ever been more amused and disturbed at the same time in my entire life.

by Tydides on Jan 20, 2008 3:59 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Ditto
I have been accused of going to far with my Bruin Pride. One of friends once teased me that I would be "that guy" when I get old.

I can't see myself ever wearing these.

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. John Wooden

by MexiBruin on Jan 21, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet!
Where can I pick some up?

by OutOThsWrld on Jan 20, 2008 6:12 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully.........
These have less holes than our secondary last year. :)
I may work with the Waves, but I'm still a Bruin!

by HoozierDaddy on Jan 20, 2008 10:40 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Licensing?
That sure looks like the official logo (the NEW Joe), so just wondering if the school is down with this.  Either way, that's pretty funny.  A new item for BearWear.
greg in denver

by gbruin on Jan 21, 2008 5:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

ooohhh no!
Ummm...this is disturbing.  Funny.  But soooo disturbing.  

by tasser10 on Jan 22, 2008 12:02 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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