A helpful, funny stanza to chant when Cal's band plays:
The REAL lyrics to Cal's fight song:
The Dirty Golden Bear
Is losing all his hair
His teeth are out
He's got the gout
He knows not what it's all about
His eyes are made of glass
He's losing all his class
So TAKE the Dirty Golden Bear and shove him up your ***!
The second stanza gets a bit inappropriate, but you should be able to google it. I found some cool sites with numerous fight song parodies for a lot of colleges.
GO BRUINS
PS. For those of us who went last time they played at Cal (2 yrs back), didn't you just love it when the UCLA band's resounding song finished out Cal's fight song with our more powerful ending?
I did!