The Five Days of sUckiness: Monday

by Telemachus on Dec 1, 2008 12:00 AM PST

We prepare now for the difficult challenge capping the end of this season of our discontent. Others will provide in-depth analysis and serious commentary. I, on the other hand, will present the Five Days of the sUckiness that is our opponent.

To kick things off, today is a reminder that no matter the result of this weekend's game, we at BN are forever grateful that we are Bruins, connected to one of the finest educational institutions. Contrast this with the following example of the kind of education one can expect from Figueroa Tech. Note the middle contestant's place of education and his prodigious knowledge demonstrated in the following video.

This guy's parents must be proud of the return from their six-figure investment.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of BruinsNation's (BN) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of BN's editors.

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In his defense,

you have to remember that he was only number two in his class. Not his “graduating” class, of course, because not that many graduated. So lighten up.

P.S. He and Larissa or whatever her name was, got married and raised a family with like a lot of like really smart kids, all named like William, or Bill, which is like the same thing, except some were named Ben Kingsley.

by Fox 71 on Dec 1, 2008 5:04 AM PST reply actions

Along similar lines..

I am watching The Tyra Banks Show and there is a porn star on here named “Sinnamon”. She has 3 kids over the age of 12 and said she decided to go into porn while in school at u$c.

LOL!

GO BRUINS!!!

by uclafan11 on Dec 1, 2008 12:41 PM PST reply actions