TrOJans' "Itching" Troubles
by tasser10
on Aug 14, 2008 8:55 AM PDT
Oh how I am enjoying this. I can't even comment much on it, because, well, it just speaks for itself.
It seems that Peetie's boys across town are, shall we say, itching to start the season! There are some priceless quotes in the article, such as:
They are victims of an ailment that has swept through the team during training camp, something that coaches refer to as "a skin irritation."The players call it "jock itch."
or
Tailback Joe McKnight and receiver Travon Patterson were sufficiently afflicted to spend Wednesday's practice on the sideline.
"It burns," Patterson said.
and finally
The illness passed quickly and the Trojans are hoping for similar luck with what Carroll delicately referred to as chafing.
Can you say...LIQUID HEAT?
Revenge of the Nerds Liquid Heat (via JFTB)
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Is there a connection?
Is there a connection to this story with Plaschke’s love for eating penus? (I am not making judgments on penus eaters like Plaschke! That’s his (and his beloved Troans?) business)
by bluestreet on Aug 14, 2008 8:58 AM PDT 0 recs
Isn't there a picture of Carson Palmer gobbling one?
by Fox 71 on
Aug 14, 2008 9:39 PM PDT
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Ask and ye shall recieve
Not that there is anything wrong with that…
by bruinhoo on
Aug 15, 2008 1:01 PM PDT
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No surprise
It was just a matter of time:
by UniversityofSecondChoice on Aug 14, 2008 9:15 AM PDT 0 recs
I heard it was
crabs and Sanchez is suspect number one for patient zero.
by Koach Karl I on Aug 14, 2008 9:43 AM PDT 0 recs
It's Been Confirmed!
Doctors at Southern Cal have traced the outbreak of the rash/jock itch epidemic to the filming of that video where Peetie, the coaches, and players all appeared shirtless gyrating around and up and down like gorillas in heat. Apparently, Peetie’s man-boobs made repeated skin-to-skin contact with nearby coaches and players triggering the outbreak. The Southern Call MD’s have mandated that the ritual be suspended for the time being casting a depressive pall over the entire team.
by bonecar on Aug 14, 2008 12:44 PM PDT 0 recs
Good ammo for the game against them
Our O line and D line should use this repeteadly against the trojies during the game. “Hey Ray, how’s that jock itch treatin’ ya?”
by tasser10 on Aug 14, 2008 2:14 PM PDT 0 recs
Like fish in a barrel, folks...
Let me just get mine out of the way…
Top 10 Explanations for the $UC, um,… Outbreak:
(10) When your QB dates Paris Hilton, she doesn’t just date your QB…
(9) NCAA President Myles Brand previously stated he would leave no stones unturned while investigating Reggie Bush.
(8) Open tryouts to ride Traveler for Pac-10 opener, not enough saddles.
(7) $UC Players disregarded time-honored rivalry T-shirt slogans about some things being only good once.
(6) New Tri-Lambda chapter at Figueroa Tech.
(5) McNair resuming clandestine dog breeding activities behind $UC practice field.
(4) Oregon alum Phil Knight adding a little extra something to the Nike shipments this year.
(3) University of South Carolina Gamecocks chafed at recent copyright law ruling, wanted to return the favor.
(2) Bail bond purchases for recruits, UP; Gold Bond Powder purchases, DOWN.
(1) With the LA Times laying off hundreds of employees, the Trojans are running out of b—-washers in the media.
MIM
"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
by Meriones on Aug 14, 2008 4:26 PM PDT 0 recs
Petey's Transgressions Reached Biblical Proportions...
…and God has sent His first plague among these $UC Philistines; how many more to follow?
by bru79 on Aug 15, 2008 9:33 AM PDT 0 recs
What Goes Around...
…apparently will keep going around in Trojieville. You’d really think that a school with a condom for a mascot would know better.
Love My Bruins
by Bruingirl83 on Aug 15, 2008 9:41 AM PDT 0 recs
Man...
I always knew F-USC played dirty…But I never thought it would be like that…
by Bru-in style on Aug 15, 2008 5:02 PM PDT 0 recs
BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Normally, I’m far more eloquent.
Tonight, I’m just trying to catch my breath from laughing so hard.
by bruinchick on Aug 15, 2008 11:05 PM PDT 0 recs
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