Oh how I am enjoying this. I can't even comment much on it, because, well, it just speaks for itself.
It seems that Peetie's boys across town are, shall we say, itching to start the season! There are some priceless quotes in the article, such as:
They are victims of an ailment that has swept through the team during training camp, something that coaches refer to as "a skin irritation."
The players call it "jock itch."
Tailback Joe McKnight and receiver Travon Patterson were sufficiently afflicted to spend Wednesday's practice on the sideline.
"It burns," Patterson said.
The illness passed quickly and the Trojans are hoping for similar luck with what Carroll delicately referred to as chafing.
Can you say...LIQUID HEAT?
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