Petey Will Discipline Wright After All!

Looks like Cheatie Petey will be disciplining starting cornerback Shareece Wright after all. As you know, Wright was arrested last week for FELONY resisting arrest. Of course, the police were out to get this fine scholar athlete or alternately, he was set-up by some undesirable "agent" and tricked into violating the law, or the FELONY resisting arrest was too stern a charge.

Petey, the Humanitarian, the Lawgiver, Caeser, has, nevertheless, decided to punish Wright. One shutters to ponder the shear deprivation that Petey will inflict upon this unsuspecting young man. Not doing anything without zeal, Petey has crafted something that only one with devilish wit and a sense of justice to use it for good, could craft.

Let us attempt to ponder the wisdom of the Peter. The first part of the punishment will henceforth serve as an example to all other $C players who find themselves in such situations. Wright will play against Oregon State this weekend unless prevented from doing so due to injury.

The second part of the punishment has been fashioned by the Mighty Petey into an even greater torture. Petey has accomplished this by not revealing what stern--but just--tribulation this child will have to endure. All that we mere mortals are left to understand is that:

Carroll declined to specify the nature of the disciplinary action

Who knows what this poor child is in store for.