Cheating for Dummies
It started with the "Pete is no John Wooden" post by muircoach. It was then embellished by tasser10's genius graphic extolling Petey's Pyramid of Suck-cess. And now the coup de grâce, fueled by the scandals as chronicled by Menelaus. The full story from Cheaty Petey himself in his new publication, "Cheating for Dummies!"


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You should have shown the dedication
It says “To those who made it all possible – the ncaa enforcement committee. As usual, there will be a little something extra under the tree for you boys.”
Amazing
The details (the push, the 3 monkeys, etc) are incredible. That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time!
greg in denver - UCLA guy for life
Waiting for it on video
The opening video sequence has to be of Petey showing his class by mouthing “F*** you!” to Mike Bellotti.
Awesome
Love the endorsements from No-Rent Reggie and OJ. And, doesn’t Rey Rey look fetching in his lovely pink bikini?
Careful tele, tasser, muir (and 7477). You’re creating a Forrest Gump situation—hard to tell the satire from reality. Of course, in this case, the extremely ridiculous IS the reality.
Absolutely brilliant!
Would it be possible to make flyers of this and distribute them at the game next year? Except it’s at the Mausoleum…
Or maybe t-shirts? Probably violating many copyright laws, but who cares!
Tele, maybe you can send this to ESPN…it’s just too good.
But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

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