Yahoo Sports is reporting that the current head nurse at the Oakland asylum is about to be arrested for breaking an assistant coach's jaw. (One part of the story that I found interesting is that the Napa police apparently weren't interested until the assistant produced x-rays showing a fracture. I guess a punch to the jaw is not a crime until it produces a fracture.
Which raises the question. Did Coach Cable spend any time at just$c* before getting to Oakland? It really sounds like he has a lot of the characteristics that Cheatie Petie looks for in an assistant. And it also seems that Cable wishes he had somehow gotten to just$c*, since apparently the Raiders don't own the Napa PD.