Algebra for Trojans

by ucla7477 on Nov 29, 2009 1:18 PM PST

CRN = CCPC (Coach Rick Neuheisel equals Coach Cheat Pete Carroll). This appears to be what much of the media learned in junior high algebra (or at University of Scholastic Casualness).

The formula equates calling a time out to intentionally running up the score in a decided contest. Apparently it is well known to all that calling a time out is an evil, in-your-face action when performed by an improved but losing team. As such, it is fully equivalent to throwing a bomb in the last minute of an out-of-reach game when performed by a famed arbiter of good sportsmanship who understands the depravity of going for a 2-pointer in a decided game, particularly where said arbiter follows up by leading his thugs in taunting the vanquished.

Remember, "Success is peace of mind knowing you did something very very wrong and got away with it."

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And revisionist history...

Now Pete Cheat, and the media, are trying to say that he never said anything about Stanford’s 2-point pile-on. Then precisely what do they believe he was referring to when he repeatedly asked Harbaugh, “What’s your deal?” That he was asking for tips on the stock market?

It is one thing to be biased, quite another to be delusional.

by ucla7477 on Nov 29, 2009 2:19 PM PST reply actions