LAT Blog/ Schenter response: Cars "for other women"? And where is Smart Bullets, Inc.?

Baghdad Bob, back in business for Southern Cal!

Just about everything that has been posted has been (a) funny, (b) impossible to believe and © actual quotes from the principals. It would be helpful if one of you smart guys would do a summary without inserting any editorial comments or jokes or anything like that. The actual story and the actual quotes are funny enough.

Search Committee said to be impressed by the quality of expression and inventiveness demonstrated by his e-mail to the Times.

I found this in something called “The Wiz of Odds.com.”

“Schenter’s LinkedIn account says he is president of TeslaVision, but a person who answered the phone at the Kirkland, Wash., headquarters said Schenter no longer worked for the company.

Beltran and Jaiden attended the Trojans’ game in September at Washington. McKnight said he didn’t know who paid for their transportation to the game in Seattle."

Communication between couples works different in the trOJan community. McBrains doesn’t know how his baby’s momma got to Seattle, and Schenter finally has to disclose to his wife all the cars that he’s bought for other women.

Also, everyone who thinks that this guy is actually in South Africa putting together a big deal please raise your hands. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

but the guy actually sounds mentally ill to me. I think he might seriously be delusional.

Schenter from Smart Bullets Inc was a speaker at a nuclear conference in 2008 (after the dissolution date in Washington cited above), so it’s possible that the company is now based somewhere else

www.new.ans.org/meetings/file/58

I so hope this spreads to more than one person. Force the NCAA to actually do something….

“Robert E. Schenter
Smart Bullets, Inc., 2521 SW Luradel Street, Portland, OR 97219
”mailto:reschenter@comcast.net">reschenter@comcast.net"

http://bmd.ans.org/pdf/events/2010IMIFirstAnnouncement.pdf

Sure, McSUV’s baby’s momma is a secretary for Smart Bullets. (Apparently Scenter fils doesn’t have one of those Smart Bullets plugged into his cerebral cortex anywhere, but I digress.) Sure, Smart Bullets is in Portland. She just telecommutes. Her supervisor is Senora Ross, and funny thing, Ms. Beltran always gets A’s on her performance reviews. I always found it extremely helpful when my secretary wasn’t actually in the office. It made it so much easier for her to screen my calls, to coordinate depos, etc.

I’m sure there is a simple explanation for this. McKnight just forgot which car from which booster to which of his girlfriends he was supposed to register. And Vice President Magoo forgot to check with Cheatie Petie and see which registration document was the most thoroughly laundered when he said McKnight was mistaken. And …, well, you know what I mean.

I would sure like to get a look at the phone records for Mr. Schenter’s various phones and texts and e-mails, and those of the just$c* athletic department. It would not surprise me in the least if Mr. Schenter’s next message sounded a little more erudite, nor would it surprise me to find the original draft somewhere in just$c*’s legal department.

Nuclear waste into valuable metals? I would like to know the process for that.

Look it up on the web. It actually looks like it’s a pretty nifty product. I don’t quite know how it generates a multi-million dollar deal, but maybe it’s legit. I tried a business search for it with the Calif Secretary of State, but got nowhere.

That’s the day he said he would be back from Neptune, I mean, from South Africa, and would set the record straight.

Maybe we can help him. What sort evidence would he have to show to be able to demonstrate that everything is entirely legal, ethical, moral and not in violation of any ncaa edicts? There are lots of lawyers here. Suppose you’re repping brother Schenter and you’re going to trial tomorrow. What evidence would you get ready to show the jury?

First, I would want to show that Ms. Beltran is a bonafide employee of a bonafide company. So who exactly does she work for – what company. How many other employees work for the company? What does she do that made her stand out such that Mr. Schenter would help her buy not just a car, but a Landrover valued at probably $35K. (I’m working on a case now involving a Landrover with upgrades such that the owner is claiming it’s worth $97K.) So I would start with Ms. Beltran’s CV, and describe what she does and how well she does it such that it would be logical for Mr. Schenter to buy a car, give it to her, and get payments of $500 a month.

Second, I would make sure that there is no question but that the deal between Mr. Schenter and Ms. Beltran was totally legit. I would produce the contract showing that Mr. Schenter has a right to get $500 a months or to get the car back if there’s a default on the payments. The terms of that contract might be less stringent depending on how good an employee Ms. Beltran was.

Third, I would provide evidence that she had indeed been an old family friend. I would want to show evidence that Mr. Schenter and his family had known Ms. Beltran and her family long before Cheatie Petie sent that original limo to pick up McKnight.

Fourth, it would be helpful to my demonstration of Mr. Schenker’s credibility to show that he has provided lots of cars to lots of women who do not have just$c* athletes as boyfriends. That would be a good list to provide.

Fifth, I would immediately offer up Mr. Schenker to take a polygraph test on any and all subjects, including any links to any sports agents or wannabe sports agents.

Sixth, I would provide as much detail as anyone could possibly want to show how much income is generated from my client’s many business interests to make it possible for him to provide all these cars to all these women. This would include an explanation as to why Mr. Schenker still works for the Tax Assessor’s office. I’m sure the County tax payers would want to be assured that he’s not making so much at the County that he can afford all this.

That’s the start of my list.