A New Tradition: Christmas Carrolls!
by ucla7477 on Dec 22, 2009 5:48 PM PST
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PrintAway in a plush house, not paying for a bed,
The little poor Heisman lay down his bought head,
The agents who financed looked down where he lay
Their meal ticket pro prospect asleep on the hay.
Then Yahoo starts lowing, the NCAA awakes,
But the gutless commission no decision it makes
They love the dear Trojans so enforcement is lax,
And stay by their side until this too shall pass.
Be near me, dear boosters, I ask you to pay,
Forever and ever all night and all day.
Bless all the dear thugs in Pete Carroll's care,
And take us to BCS, but how we don't share.
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What a laugh!
This seems to set someone up to take on “…to see what was the matter.” I don’t have the brainpower at the moment.
#2 -- please add your own!
Silence McKnight! Shut his mouth tight!
All must be calm, though he’s not bright
Round yon baby mama and boss
Hot SUV, wonder just what it cost
Sleep in “compliance assessment”
Sleep in “compliance assessment.”
Silence McKnight! Have Schenter take flight!
PlaSChke quakes at automobile sights
Franklins stream from marketers above
Appreciative alumni send their love
Poinsettia the Bowl is in reach
Poinsettia the Bowl is in reach
Silence McKnight! Keep out of sight!
Thugs of Troy, avoid spotlight
Radial tires on nice SUV
Draw attention even from the Times
Thanks to baby mama for the birth
Thanks to USChina for the mirth.
Classic!
Poinsettia! LOL!
UCLA's most famous athlete: Jackie Robinson
U$C's most famous athlete: OJ Simpson
'Nuff said
by Cade McAdverb on Dec 23, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
I heard a good geezer joke so I'll drop it here in the fun zone
As I get older, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
#3
I wonder as i wander out under the sky
How SC so cheats and they always skate by
While State and "Bama get hung real high
I wonder as I wander out under the sky.
If SC had committed only one wee thing
Maybe stern sanctions should be lacking
But Bush, Jarrett, Mayo, McKnight and a whole string
They really should have had it, as cheats they are king.
#4
Petey the thug headmaster
Has a very normal nose
Till he is asked some questions
Then it really grows and grows.
All of the other coaches
Yelled and always called him Cheat
They knew he wouldn’t join in
Any honest football games.
Then one foggy Irish day
Gamblers came to town
Illegal Bush and illegal push
Paid officials kiss Petey’s tush.
Then all the Times folks loved him
And they shouted out with glee
“Petey the thug headmaster
You’ll go down in infamy!”
Merry SUVmas!
SCum king Petecarroll looked down
On the rout by Stanford.
All his players on the ground
Thuggish, paid, and pampered.
See their “true fans” leave en masse
Their bandwagon’s lost a wheel
Harbaugh rubs it in with glee
and Pete whines “What’s your de-eee-aaaal?”
UCLA's most famous athlete: Jackie Robinson
U$C's most famous athlete: OJ Simpson
'Nuff said
#6
SC sidewalks, busy sidewalks
Runners on all four sides
In the air
There’s an odor
Of scandal.
Carroll laughing
NCAA napping
Meeting deal after deal
And on every street corner
You’ll hear.
Silverados, Silverados,
It’s Christmas time for the kiddies
Ka-ching, ka-ching
It’s Mayo’s thing
Soon it will be signing day
#7 -- please add more!
I saw PlaSChke kissing Cheaty Pete
Underneath the mistletoe last night
…
What a laugh it would have been
If Matt Barkley’d seen
PlaSChke kissing Cheaty Pete last night.
#8
Arreste de Trojans
Justice triumphantes
Venite, venite to Vegas courtroom
Nutbowl videte
Reggie is no angel
Venite ignoramus
Venite ignoramus
Venite ignoramus
Dumbastheycome.
Sing writers of fishwraps
Sing in exultation:
“Humanitarian goes to Nut Bowl”
OJ is famous
Jarrett doesn’t pay rent
They ownem the police force
They ownem the police force
They ownem the police force
And NCAA.
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