Away in a plush house, not paying for a bed,
The little poor Heisman lay down his bought head,
The agents who financed looked down where he lay
Their meal ticket pro prospect asleep on the hay.
Then Yahoo starts lowing, the NCAA awakes,
But the gutless commission no decision it makes
They love the dear Trojans so enforcement is lax,
And stay by their side until this too shall pass.
Be near me, dear boosters, I ask you to pay,
Forever and ever all night and all day.
Bless all the dear thugs in Pete Carroll's care,
And take us to BCS, but how we don't share.
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