Hardly a ringing endorsement.

I suppose sending his dog Kenny to accuse CRN of using his name during recruiting was also a test of our coach’s strength in character, determination and commitment to his job…

were laughing at this claim.

I looked up the definition of “humanitarian” on the net and found this:

"hu·man·i·tar·i·an (hy-mn-târ-n)

NOUN:

One who is devoted to the promotion of human welfare and the advancement of social reforms; a philanthropist.

ADJECTIVE:

Of, relating to, or characteristic of a humanitarian or humanitarianism. See Synonyms at humane. "

That didn’t sound entirely accurate, so I did some more looking, and got the following from that impeccable source, Wikipedia:

“Antisocial personality disorder (ASPD) is defined by the American Psychiatric Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual as "…a pervasive pattern of disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others that begins in childhood or early adolescence and continues into adulthood.” Deceit and manipulation are considered essential features of the disorder. … People having antisocial personality disorder are sometimes referred to as “sociopaths” and “psychopaths”, although some researchers believe that these terms are not synonymous with ASPD." (Emphasis added, footnotes omitted.)

To fit that definition, according to Wikipedia, you need to have three of the following characteristics (and unfortunately the Wikipeida article was so poorly written that I couldn’t tell whether this is from DSM-IV or something else):

"Three or more of the following are required:

1. Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest;
2. Deceitfulness, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure;
3. Impulsivity or failure to plan ahead;
4. Irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults;
5. Reckless disregard for safety of self or others;
6. Consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations;
7. Lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another."

Think about the Sanchez press conference. In my non-expert opinion, it sure looks like the second and seventh criteria were exhibited at that presser. Then there is the first criterion: “1. Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest.” I don’t know if presiding over that band of merry men would fit this criterion. I guess it would depend on your take on what a “societal norm” is.

Anyway, I don’t think Cheatie Petie fits the definition of “humanitarian.” Does he fit the definition of a sociopath? I have my own opinion about that one.

Except for the part all Pete cares about is SC. Not so. All Pete cares about is Pete. Period.

Homer: God is teasing me. Just like he teased Moses in the desert.
Marge: Tested, Homer. God tested Moses.

Clearly Pom Pom was just testing Dirty.