A Facebook friend who I don't believe to be a member of the BruinsNation community posted this tonight after attending the New York alumni tour with Rick Neuheisel:

Who knew Coach Neuheisel was so funny?! Best line: "First year, USC didn't want any of our recruits. This year, we got six of theirs. And we could've gotten five or six more if they could actually read or write."

I wasn't there, so it's not perfectly sourced, but I definitely found it funny and thought it worth passing on to everyone here.  (I wasn't sure if this shouldn't be fanposted, instead, but couldn't figure out a way to do it without a link.)