Bruins Nation: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Sports blogs for fans, by fans.
New Blog: Sounder At Heart for Seattle Sounders Fans!

Help Me Name My Kid

Yesterday, Mr. BB and I found out that we are expecting a boy in October. Since my gut had been telling me girl, I had more girl names picked out than boys, and my lead boy name (Matthew) does not seem to be on Mr. BB's list.

Therefore, why not have a little fun and take suggestions from my BN brothers and sisters. Who are your all-time favorite Bruins? Of course, there are some parameters:

1. In a perfect world, I would name my son after Mr. Aikman. However, we all know that his first name is about as anti-Bruin as you can get and Mr. BB refuses to have anything to do with the Dallas Cowboys.

2. We both have uncles named John, so it's out as a first name, but certainly in the running for the middle name (it was Mr. BB's grandfather's middle name and he was very close to him). Jack is also out as well.

3. Mr. BB would never hear of naming his son Cade, mostly because he played for the Bears (Mr. BB is a diehard Cheesehead) but there maybe some lingering jealousy that when we met, I told him I was going to marry Cade.

4. Aaron is also out because Mr. BB's sister is named Erin and I had an ex by that name.

5. Mr. BB is not crazy about William, so our son is probably not going to be named after Big Red.

So have some fun at our expense. I'm curious to see who you come up with, especially the Geezers.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of BruinsNation's (BN) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of BN's editors.

6 recs  |  Comment 74 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

Lets rule out a few others..

Steve and Karl come to mind.

by 84 on May 15, 2009 7:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Done and done

Especially since I already have a cousin named Steve. That’s our other problem. We both have large extended families and I really don’t want to repeat names, especially on my side.

by bruinbabe2000 on May 15, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congrats BB!

Let me try to help.

I think you’ll have to leave out Petie and Timmeh. Orenthal James BB probably wouldn’t work, either.

Remember rhymes, and how Homer Simpson made sure “Bart” was OK: “Let’s see, Art, Bart, Cart, Dart, Eart …., yeah, Bart’s OK.”

If you did Kareem Abdul Jabbar BB, you’ld be covering two great Bruins.

Remember the need for a nickname. Seanny Rotten’s little boy is named Jake, which means he’s automatically “Jake the Snake” Rotten. Jake the Snake BB has a nice ring to it. Earl the Pearl BB would work. Stan the Man BB has already been pretty well sewn up by Musial. You could do “George Herman BB” and he would automatically become Babe BB. Many years ago, I was leaning toward "Theotis ‘Big Foot’ Fox, but that got vetoed.

You might think architecturally – Janss BB, or Royce BB, or something like that.

(Remember, play Mozart and put the speaker next to your tummy. That adds about 10% to the SAT scores.)

by Fox 71 on May 15, 2009 7:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can always count on you for good insight Fox

Peter was a name I was considering. Thank you for reminding me not to use it. Since Mr. BB’s name and grandfather’s name is Timothy, it might be used as a middle name.

I’m such a big Simpsons fan, I was actually going through characters’ names last night. I’m already calling the baby “my special little guy” which is what Marge calls Bart.

I don’t know if we have Mozart CDs, but we have been knows to play “Sons of Westwood” and “Mighty Bruins”.

Also, Mr. BB does not want to name his son Maurice.

by bruinbabe2000 on May 15, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to invest

In some Baby Einstein CD’s. Something about which I knew nothing, until becoming a daddy.
Oh, and Congrats!

by Give me a B... on May 15, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget Baby +.

http://www.babyplus.com/ we SWEAR by this. Our son, Jacob Christopher ( we loved the name Jacob – Jake for short – and Christopher is his maternal grandfather), had this for about 16 weeks or so and he is absolutely the most alert baby you have ever seen and he sleeps really, really well with 0 trace of colic. I take it you already have children, so you already know about http://www.babyplus.com/ The Happiest Baby on the Block.

Is there any Irish in your lineage? Scott and Sean are two very strong names that aren’t over-used nowadays. My advice for the middle name is to name it after someone. My middle name is (no one ever believes this) Miguel. My Uncle’s name is Michael and my mom is Spanish so there you go.

by Seanny Rotten on May 16, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope he's our first

But I did get the Happiest Baby book. It is written by a UCLA pedatrician.

Yes, my husband does have Irish blood, but I’m not crazy about Sean or Scott.

by bruinbabe2000 on May 16, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, who set off the geezer alarm?

Big congratulations, BB. It’s comforting to know that another child will be brought into this world and nurtured in all the right ways.

If not for the hubby anti-Dallas thing, you could name him “Mr. Aikman,” just like that, and achieve your perfect world.

You could eschew the trend toward Travis, Justin, and Dylan, and go with unusual but venerated boys’ names:

Lewis
Gail
Rafer
Jackie

Or, how about eschewing all convention, à la George Costanza, and name him “13-9”?

by Bruinut on May 15, 2009 8:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

That is HILARIOUS, Bruinut. I’m a big Seinfeld fan and I love the idea! I may consider it someday! :)

by uclafan11 on May 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congrats!

How about The Prince?

Tinman

by Tinman17 on May 15, 2009 8:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

along those lines...

…perhaps Luc or Luke? But my favorite BBall warrior is AA, so I would be partial to Aron.

Go Bruins.

by hicalliber on May 15, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a good one

Nicholas Thomas.
Has a nice ring to it.

Victory or until next year!

by ncrpz2 on May 15, 2009 8:17 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Congrats!

I personally love the name Arthur for a boy. It sounds kingly and yet, “Art” and “Artie” are cute shortened versions of the name. And it’s not a common name, either.

Of course, Arthur Ashe is the Bruin connection.

Finally, “Arthur” happens to be one of the greatest comedies of all time.

by Barnes2JJ on May 15, 2009 8:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Sir:

Would you please talk to my wife? I think this is a good name for our 2nd boy, if/when he is born. I mean it’s also royal: King Arthur. His middle name would be Patrick (after my father) seeing as how our 1st son’s middle name is after her father.

My paternal grandfather (who died about 8 years before I was born) was named Arthur. I ALSO would like the name Arthur, but she thinks it’s too old-fashioned and there’s some goofy “Arthur the Aardvark” cartoon character so she wants to avoid schoolyard taunts. I empathize with avoiding schoolyard taunts, but it’s not like we would be naming him Hopper Jack or Pilot Inspektor or Apple.

by Seanny Rotten on May 16, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good luck is my best advice

We had a girl so Arthur as a name was clearly not in play, but even if we had a boy, my wife just wasn’t going for it. She just didn’t like the name.

I understand trying to avoid the schoolyard taunts (although I’ve never heard of that particular cartoon character). But if he’s a good kid, and i"m sure he would be, then he would be able to handle it and someday, he would have a name befit for a king.

And another word for “old fashioned” is “classic.” Classic = good.

by Barnes2JJ on May 16, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congrats again!

There’s always Patrick. My sister swears she’s going to find Patrick Cowan and marry him. She has a month until she graduates, haha.

Patrick “13-9” BB.

Keeping it contemporary, there’s also Alfred, Josh or Darren.

Edward perhaps?

by freesia39 on May 15, 2009 8:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I had that same dream with Cade, Freesia. Four years on the same campus and I never saw him once! We would have been so perfect for each other :)

As Mrs. BB is a sorority sister of mine I will give a vote for the middle name of Wooden. If you don’t, I may one day! Oh, and Cade is so cute, because it sounds like our letters! Love it!

by dcbruingirl on May 19, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I started dreaming about Cade in high school

I remember telling my ex that I was going to marry him. I did meet him a couple of times through work, but I guess I wasn’t his type.

by bruinbabe2000 on May 19, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you had a primo parking place, you would have been his type.

Sorry, BB and fellow Bruins, I just couldn’t resist.

by Fox 71 on May 19, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a patient named Cade.

Both parents are Bruins. His mom calls him “Cader Tater.”

by Give me a B... on May 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Congratulations!

Not quite a geezer and racked my brain a bit but here is my entry:

Darren Johnathan BB

Darren is obvious
Johnathan for your hubby’s grandfather and the greatest Tackle to ever put on the powder blue.

by BlueReign on May 15, 2009 8:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh forgot to add

that you can just call him DJ for short.

by BlueReign on May 15, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congrats

Lew
Baron
Ed
Tyus
Drew (shout out to Maurice Drew and Drew Olson and Drew Gordon, and not Jrue),
Ben
Rick
Norm

Oh, and BOBO! Ok, maybe not.

And… how about Nestor?

by UCLAbruin920 on May 15, 2009 9:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Congrats

Here’s my list:

Gail
Karch
Gary
Cobi
Toby
Chuck
Walt

by seas98 on May 15, 2009 9:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My favs

Kareem or Marques, unless of course you already have cousins with those names.

by bru79 on May 15, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

First time caller...

long time listener, but I felt like I had to chime in on this subject. My wife and I are both UCLA graduates and wanted to come up with a way to add a little UCLA flavor to our son’s name. Our son’s middle name is Wooden in honor of Coach. Our son turns 4 in a few weeks and is already getting lessons on Coach’s teachings.

by Djwyucca on May 15, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ding!

You can’t get much better than this, folks.

by Barnes2JJ on May 15, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about

Joe…Bruin…

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on May 15, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

a school I taught at...

had a student named Boston and his younger brother: Bruin. Obviously not named in honor of UCLA, though. Though I bleed blue and gold, it still sounds strange to me as a first name. I like the suggestions incorporating Tyus or Drew.

by AZBruin on May 15, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Epic thread indeed

And of course I should have mentioned downthread as I did to bb offline … CONGRATS. Amazing news.

by Nestor on May 16, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My suggestions

Ed Tyus BB
J.J. Barnes BB
Luc Arron BB
Arron Farmar BB
Luc Russell BB
Darren Luc BB
Red Wooden BB

by Nestor on May 15, 2009 11:35 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Buzz

Classic name.

by EBuzMiller on May 15, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm late to the game.

First of all congratulations! You are blessed BB with child, and I envy you the next 20 years of parenting.

I hate to do this to such a positive topic, but I have to add Ken and Henry to the names you cannot give your child. I’m sure we all know to which Persona Non Grata I am referring.

These have already been mentioned, so I’m just throwing in my support for names like:
Tyus (Edney)
Matt (and/or Barnes)
Pat (Cowan)
Ed or Charles (O’Bannon)
Cameron (Dollar) or even Cameroon (Yes, the country!)
Sydney (Wicks)

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. John Wooden

by MexiBruin on May 15, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A Better Idea?

How about naming him after two of UCLA’s iconic buildings? I suggest Royce Powell Bruinbabe.

by portlandbruin on May 15, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CONGRATULATIONS, BB!

SO happy for you!

Ms. M and I went through a similar UCLA-themed debate for children’s names — although we ended up using her father’s middle name for son’s first name and my dad’s first name for son’s middle name.

I agree with portland re: possibly using a building name, as well. However, I would avoid:

Murphy (or else the kid will cost a fortune every year)
Schoenberg (too long for SAT forms)
Rolfe (too much like the Nazi-brainwashed stooge in Sound of Music)
Dickson (don’t give the other kids that kind of low-hanging fruit for insults)
Bunche (makes the kid sound heavy)

Anyway, you can always do:

(1) Luc Richard (obvious, but it works… future NBA defender)

(2) Benjamin John (CBH and Coach… future teacher, and no Benjamin is not for the oft-injured QB)

(3) Benjamin Royce (CBH and landmark… future president of Harvard Law Review)

(4) Alfred Royce (PAA and landmark… sounds like the ultimate butler)

(5) Edward Tyus (’95 Banner shoutout… flows well)

(6) Richard Tyus (CRN and Edney… odd, but works)

Congrats again!

M

"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008

by Meriones on May 15, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really like how Alfred Royce sounds together

Along with Benjamin Royce… hmm. I must file these name choices away.

by freesia39 on May 16, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe that Patrick Eric, or Eric Patrick, would be the “name” of the game! 13-9!

by goldenlin on May 15, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Ultimate Bruin Name

Wooden but call him Woody.

sjh

by Class of 66 on May 15, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Name him...

Arthur John (Ashe; Wooden, Ogden)

by PopnFried on May 15, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks to all of you

Mr. BB looked at this yesterday and was surprised at the response this got. We still have a long way to go, but right now the only name we seem to agree on is Jonathan, and it’s a nice bonus that one of the best athletes in UCLA history also has that name, but I can’t stress enough that we have a long way to go.

Oh, and we will share the picture of him dressed for his first football game, which will be sometime this October.

by bruinbabe2000 on May 16, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Congratulations!

I think Gary Beban BB has a nice rhythm to it.

by TrueBlueBlood on May 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Congrats to you both.

I’m weighing in late here, and it looks like all the appropriate choices have been advanced, so here’s my vote…

Jack Wooden BB, and call him Jackie.

greg in denver - UCLA guy for life

by gbruin on May 16, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Congrats!

  How about Terry Donahue? TD will always be a great initials combination. Disclaimer my first name is also Terry.

by Bruin15 on May 16, 2009 11:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Name him....

 Xavier Su’a-Filo

The harder to spell the cooler the name? :P

by PopnFried on May 17, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Congrats!

Ben gets my vote.

by gilbert on May 17, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Frankie needs a beer!

Frankie (Hejduk). A lesser known Bruin, but the inspiration for the best chant in all of MLS.

by makenji on May 17, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I went to Columbus for the US-Mexico match

and I saw Frankie walking through downtown Columbus around midnight after the match, beer in hand. When he started singing for him he started dancing and took a bow.

by Ryan Rosenblatt on May 17, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was totally lost when I first heard the chant

until someone showed me the clip of him chugging the beer while tailgating. Classic. I can imagine him braking out his Marley dance when you sang for him

by makenji on May 23, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Possible names...

Terrance is a pretty cool name that says I am man of sophistication.
If you wanted to go really exotic, Alterraun is there as well.

by Bruins4L on May 17, 2009 11:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Really Late In

But gbruin hit it: Jack Wooden BB, and call him “Jackie” or “Woody.”

Or..John Alcindor BB.

Love My Bruins

by Bruingirl83 on May 18, 2009 9:02 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Some other sports...

Doh! premature posting…..
As I was saying,
Karch
Sinjin
Jackie

Bob O. (Signholder #3)

by TuneMan7 on May 18, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No one had mentioned this one

Since you have a big family and you don’t want to have same name within your family, right? How about our great tennis player Jimmy Connor? I don’t mean to use his first name, but I mean his last name Connor as your baby’s first name!

by NNL on May 19, 2009 9:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good idea

except it’s Jimmy ConnorS. But Connor could be a good name.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on May 19, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

let me volley a couple of names

Paul Nihipali (that dude was fun to watch play)
Karch Kiraly (you don’t hear of many Karch’s in the world)
Skip Hicks (Skippy?)
Troy Glaus (maybe not, but his last name is cool)
Eric Karros (one of my favorite Dodgers)

On a personal note, I just had my second child (a boy). We named him Luke. He’s our little prince.

c/o '98
Go Bruins!

by Romo785 on May 20, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too funny

I should note that my wife is a KU grad and never understood why I was trying to spell his name Luc.

Also worthy to point out that Darth was a pretty cool guy. At the end of the day, he was the one who defeated the Emporer and saved the galaxy.

c/o '98
Go Bruins!

by Romo785 on May 20, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anakin Skywalker fulfilled his destiny

I am a geek and I support this message.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on May 20, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Paul Nihipali

Man .. that is old school (ahem I mean the 90s)!

by Nestor on May 21, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nico, Adian, or Lucas

After my three sons :)

Or Gabriel, after my daughter Gabriella!

JohnnyBrewin

by johnnybrewin on May 23, 2009 7:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to Bruins Nation, an unofficial daily online scrap book covering the greatest collegiate athletic program in the nation. GO BRUINS.
Start posting about the Bruins »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

2145443360_ab27e15b11_b_small
Bleeding Blue and Gold ... Always
Morrell_small
The UCLA Passing Game Under Norm Chow
Arron_afflalo1_small
NBA Opening Night (Bruin Edition)
Rowing_picture_small
Football is like a box of chocolates
Th_ucla182c2_small
Broke the $3000 mark today- Thank you, Bruins!

Recent FanPosts

Telemachus_small
Washington @ UCLA Photos
Bruinsnation_small
A Quick Reflection On Steve Sarkasian For Rest Of 2009
Bruinsnation_small
Harrison Barnes' Amazing Trip To Howlandwood
Bruinsnation_small
The Big Red Signs Off
Moreyouknow_small
Pre-Game Guesses: Oregon State Results
Screen_shot_2009-09-28_at_6
13-9’s Tidbits: Washington Edition
Small
Hartman doesnt get it
Ucla_small
Ben Ball 09-10, Day 1
Small
Google News Bruin feed created
Bruinsnation_small
Adam Maya/OC Register In CYA Mode: Fails To Take Responsibility, Attacks Player's Parent

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

SPONSORS


Managers

094_small Ajax

Bruinsnation_small Nestor

Menelaus2_small Menelaus

Arron_afflalo1_small Tydides

Brad_pitt_as_achilles_small Achilles

Small Meriones

Telemachus_small Telemachus

Small Odysseus

Blue_bellerophon_small Bellerophon

Authors

Images_small Ryan Rosenblatt

Official Partner of CBS Sports