I'm studying for the CA bar exam in July, and in my bar review class there is this smug Cal alum that always tries to let me know that Cal is better than UCLA at everything. I'm tired of hearing his stupid "satellite school" jokes and would like to respond with something better than "Cal sucks," but I don't have the time to do some thorough research into Cal to get this guy to shut his trap, because of the damn bar exam.
This guy was on Cal's rally committee (which he makes sure to reminds me about it every time we talk) and a requirement of being on Cal's rally committee was that members had to know about UCLA so that they can talk trash about UCLA.
One thing that I did mention to him that got under his skin was about certain football players that got into Cal but could not get into UCLA, but I could not remember the name of the player(s). Any and all help would be appreciated.