Let’s figure out what they are going to say over in Condom Towne shall we?

1. “This Rodriguez guy is some sort of SCumbag, i.e. felon, drug addict, etc. Therefore, he’s not telling the truth.”
2. “This guy was just a hanger on, Cheatie would never allow someone like this in the program officially. He just shouted things at Peet, who then used his own powers of genius to come up with the right advice to give his players.”
3. “It wasn’t a violation of the rules. Haven’t they heard? u$c* gets away with murder…”

You know what, I’m sick of these clowns, especially on such an auspicious day as this.

The Coach is the greatest of all time. We knew it, the rest of the country knew it, now those pathetic clowns across town know it. They can’t even keep up appearances for even a minute. PATHETIC.