GQ Publishes "America's 25 Douchiest Colleges": SuC Makes The List
SuC makes the list at number 16. GQ's description on the douchebags from South Central:
Home of: The Giant-Sunglasses Douche
Affectations: Audi Q7 (high school graduation present); tertiary connection to Olsen twin; frosted tips.
Thesis topic: "Steven Spielberg's Gremlins and the Art of the Impossible."
Ten years from now, will be: Living in Laurel Canyon while "producing" a bio-pic on Karch Kiraly and burning endless pounds of the kush.
Honorable-mention crazily expensive institutions: Duke, Tulane, Bennington, Hamilton.
Brown Duke is number 1. If not for East Coast Bias, SuC would be in the top-25.
Go Bruins!!!
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Karch Kiraly
Nice inclusion of UCLA alum Karch in this excerpt. I would rather produce a movie about Karch than one about $C’s most famous athlete. You know the one: he had a killer instinct.
i wonder
if the person who compiled this knew Karch is a Bruin…
by maccabita4life on Aug 26, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Well worth reading
The whole feature is hilarious and I laughed out loud many times. I have friends who went to some of the schools mentioned and sent the link to all of them. I hope they have a sense of humor.
If "doucheyness" is his criterion
then U$C is definitely in the running for #1 because at least Brown and Duke give you a real education. The douchey part of U$C is that they THINK they are getting an education and try to convince you of it by manipulating academic rankings!
But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.
Virginia is only #25?!
I shudder to imagine the doucheosity (is that a word) of the remaining 24 schools on that list.
Absolutely
Doucheosity is clearly a word. Users of the word must be careful, however, not to lapse into blowhardity when using the word. It can happen. And blowhardity is known to lead to doucheosity. It’s a slippery slope. I would recommend that doucheosity not be used by freshmen or sophomores. There is something to be said for experience in things like this.
You don’t have to thank me. It’s my job.
Aren't all students
at these 25 colleges naturally, by nature of their enrollment, doucheous? I suppose blowhardity is a prereq.
"Brown?"
“I got tenure at Brown.”
Troy will fall.
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