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[UPDATED: TJ Officially Declares War Against UCLA/Neuheisel] T.J. Simers: EPIC FAIL

It's game week. That means we need to start getting used to T. J. Simmers' swing and misses following his trips to Westwood for CRN's weekly press conferences.

T.J. went out to Westwood yesterday desperately hoping CRN would give him something allowing him to beat up our head coach with his usual snark. I think T.J. was hoping and praying for a bulletin board material from CRN heading into Saturday. Neuheisel didn't take any of the baits and offered up comments like this:

"We certainly aren't in position after the season we had to take anybody lightly," said Neuheisel, whose first team at his alma mater went 4-8 last fall.

So how did T.J. react to that? Not too well. This is how he leads off today's drivel:  (no link per BN policy of not sending traffic to garbage):

It's usually a waste of time listening to anything RickNeuheisel has to say, but it's the start of a new season, and I'm the optimistic sort, so I stopped by UCLA.

Once again I left disappointed, which is probably the best way to prepare for another season of Bruins football.

The guy almost never tells the truth, everything so sugar-coated the malarkey turns to muck, Monday unfortunately no exception.

Oh he didn't stop there. Apparently he wasn't happy when CRN offered up the datapoint of SDSU giving Notre Dame a tough game this past season:

"It's going to be a great coaching challenge," says Neuheisel, who has years of practice offering such nonsense without even the hint of a grin.

"They were on the doorstep of beating Notre Dame last year," Neuheisel says, and just about everybody beat Notre Dame last season.

"Not everybody," Neuheisel says, "but I'm not going to fight you."

Pete Carroll would.

He is so smart . Isn't he?

I think we can see what a relic like T.J. Simers is trying to accomplish. He is starving for attention by playing his usual schtick which is to appear as know everything curmudgeon on page 2 of a newspaper. It used to work in the old days but not any more. It only works now if you give him attention by sending him angry emails. Don't do it.

He knows his industry is dying a slow death. And it's people like him that's in the most danger. Only thing newspapers are useful for these days are good beat reporters who can keep the information coming. What we don't need any more is professional opinionators like Simers and Plaschke who have made their careers over the years by firing up one scud after another.

Simer's clunkers are specially not going to work against someone like Neuheisel, who is older and wiser after two previous jobs dealing with full of traditional media hacks. CRN is not going to bite on that nonsense. If anything, CRN has been probably the most transparent headcoach (even within the usual coachspeak) on how he is manging his program laying out reasons behind depth chart decisions or his own sincere optimism which he admitted to be an overestimation last season.

So Simers just sounds like a bitter old man, starving for attention by inciting a fanbase.

My suggestion. Let's take our cue from Coach Neuheisel. Don't take his bait. Don't send him an angry email. If you are going to clown him, do it here in our comment threads but don't fill up his inboxes or click on his column.

His days are over. His profession is a relic. That is why his writing is so predictable, boring, stale and desperate.

T.J. Simers with another EPIC FAIL.

GO BRUINS.

UPDATE (N): I am not going to waste another post on this clown so I will just update this post. Simers has another "column" up today in the Trojan Times where he did everything but beg for angry emails from UCLA alums and students. Here is my request if you are reading this post. Don't email him and also tell anyone you know who might be upset with him to not email him either.

I am not going to provide any link but the whole drivel is how much more "fun" Chetey Petey's press conferences are compared to CRN's. Also, TJ manages to long for Karl Dorrell (who he still calls him as "Dullard") while taking shot against Bruins such as James Washington:

There are five times as many folks at a USC news conference, admittedly the free food as big a draw as Carroll, but there is so much more energy in the room.

When things drag at UCLA's news conference, a minute or so after it begins, there's always former Bruins player and present-day broadcaster James Washington ready with a soft question to somehow highlight the progress the Bruins have shown.

Washington could be UCLA's MVP this season.

Unlike Karl Dullard, Neuheisel arrived here knowing how the questions were going to be asked, a little prodding, more teasing -- anything to bust up the bore that these media sessions tend to be.

But so far Neuheisel has reacted like a man blindfolded and told to stand against the wall. Mike Dunleavy is already a goner, and yet he shows more life. I long for Dullard.

Now you would think Neuheisel would be built for the entertainment capital, but he has yet to flash his charisma, more intent on delivering coach-speak, and making it obvious on TV while chewing out his quarterback that his false start as coach is because of his inept quarterback.

You get the sense what kind of self-centered idiot Simers is just by reading those grafs. Again, if you are reading this, don't email him. If you are going to lampoon at him, do it over here.

And oh BTW - the guys who are starting up blogs with UCLA related angles - this would be a hell of topic to jump start and blogswarm all over. If you want to get attention of UCLA fans, this would be the topic. Just remember one thing. Don't give the SOB a link. GO BRUINS. - N

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of BruinsNation's (BN) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of BN's editors.

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I read this article this morning, and all I was thinking was “What’s the point of this entire article? Is there really that much of an absence of sports stuff to write about?” I don’t mind different POVs, but today’s column really is a waste of space.

by maggie41 on Sep 1, 2009 6:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s classic Simers. Write something stupid and inflamatory, collect all the replies, go to editor and say “see, people read my column! keep paying me”. Then publish stupidest response, and refute that (to prove that stupid article was correct).

by Harsha on Sep 1, 2009 8:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Slimers

Nestor, I’m glad you did not post a link to the LAT on this.

Slimers usually enjoys being the contrarian and writing only to inflame. On the other hand, for the last year or so, everything he has written about CRN and UCLA has been highly negative, and everything he has written about Cheatey and even Timmeh has been positive. In fact, even after Timmeh abruptly resigned following OJ Payogate, he complimented Timmeh as being a great guy and gave him a pass.

So much for being a contrarian. Slimers is just a waste of space now.

by Barnes2JJ on Sep 1, 2009 8:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In fairness

He did call out Cheaty and his poodle earlier this year when they accused CRN of telling recruits that the poodle was leaving South Central.

by bruinbabe2000 on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are right

He did write about that. But he does write puff piece after puff piece about Cheatey and the latest attack on CRN really came out of nowhere. Honestly, after this, I don’t see why CRN would ever bother speaking with him again.

by Barnes2JJ on Sep 1, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He used to slam USC

back during the 8 year stretch and afterwards during the Paul Hackett run. But, once Cheat Carroll got the ball rolling, he seems to have taken his cue from his Trojan Times overlords. I remember he wrote some pretty nasty stuff about the “hicks from Nebraska” when they came to play South Central. It seemed particularly malicious and baseless. Anybody in College Football can tell you Nebraska fans are the nicest you’ll ever find.

Way to make an ass out of yourself TJ!

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. John Wooden

by MexiBruin on Sep 2, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of the great things about blogs

Is that they are a direct threat to writers with no talent like Plaschke and Simers. When was the last time they actually wrote in a way that proved they knew anything about sports? All I see is crap fit for the gossip column. Plaschke’s holier than thou shtick on (insert name of latest off the field transgressor) and Simers’ faux outrage over slights both real and imagined have NOTHING TO DO WITH SPORTS. At least when Adande was there he had a habit of writing about the GAMES. What a novel concept. The public no longer needs opinion from papers. I can get better informed opinions right here on this site.

You hear that Mr. Simers? That…is the sound of inevitability… It is the sound of your death… Goodbye, Mr. Simers…

by Tydides on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL well said

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Sep 1, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Simers really should write for TMZ

He reminds me of celebrity gossip blogers. If you are buddy-buddy with him like Manny he’ll stick by your side failed drug tests and all. If slight him like Beckham who wouldn’t be interviewed by him, then he will take a shot a you every chance he gets. His agenda is so transparent I have no idea how he is still employed.

by makenji on Sep 1, 2009 9:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that's a great analogy

I have to admit, my first inclination is to fire off a nasty email, because if we don’t stand up for our coaches and players, who will. But I know that Simers makes his living off of being a prick (much like the tabloids) so why should we play his game.

The problem is that there are people of the geezer age (not on this site of course) whose only source of information is the fishwrap, and I find myself getting into heated debates about the garbage written by Simers and his ilk.

Just for the record, since I don’t read Simers, I can’t talk about his attitude towards Manny, but I know the other LA sports figures that are off limits to him are Coach Wooden and Vin Scully, for obvious reasons.

by bruinbabe2000 on Sep 1, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfair

TMZ has much higher journalistic standards that Simers.

by Westwood Wizard on Sep 1, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Simers

Lemme guess how the article went since I haven’t read any of his articles for a long time.

The same smarmy holier-than-thou attitude about absolutely nothing, with future follow-ups of how people take sports much too seriously. This is sprinkled with mentions of his family that no one cares. Am I close?

by UCLA4Life on Sep 1, 2009 9:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great guess but

not this time. That’s his usual shtick but this time it was all about how you cannot believe anything CRN says and how Coach Neu should predict a wipe-out of SDSU instead of giving them respect before the game, etc. It’s really all about bashing CRN as both a person and a coach and no information or reporting is provided whatsoever.

by Barnes2JJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Coach Neuheisel always lies, then why does Simers go listen?

And maybe it’s time for Coach Guerrero to tell Simers that he’s worn out his welcome. He can come to any games as long as he buys a ticket, but he can’t go in the locker room unless he’s on the team.

by Fox 71 on Sep 1, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with Fox.

Simers — “No soup for you.”

sjh

by Class of 66 on Sep 1, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry

Those articles will be coming in due time. Simers needs to follow his tired formula of the misunderstood, curmudgeonly elitist blow-hard that he is.

by UCLA4Life on Sep 1, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Simers is a tool

No sense of a non-biased, true journalist approach. He just wants to stir the pot in the hopes of drawing some sort of controversy or ire from Bruin fans so that more readers flock to his garbage site.

by Kerckhoff405 on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just amazes me

how the LAT continues to flush out this crap. Who’s running the Asylum over there?

by brewnz on Sep 1, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No locker room pass for Simers

I agree with ’71 and ’66, Simers should be banned from UCLA locker rooms. He adds no value to sports journalism. He is a disgrace and the worst writer in America. I once sent him a good natured email informing him that he is not funny, insightful or entertaining in any way and that his frequent writings about his “bagger” son in law and other boring members of his family were going unread because everyone was boycotting the Times because of him. He shot back an angry, hateful response. But, he did not write about his family for about a month after that.

by bruin75 on Sep 1, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would love to see this response!

Oh UCLA you sweet bitch, you've BRUINed me for anything else.

by bruin8uclap on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is stunning

is the fact that even Marcia over at the trojie register got it right today. Simmers was so incredibly far off base it was absolutely infuriating. I think Petie should take a page out of Neuheisel’s book and refuse to overlook anyone, see Oregon State, UCLA, Stanford, and Oregon State again.
When he went into the heritage and past record between the UCLA and SDSU as if it should have an effect on Saturday…just ridiculous. Marcia at least mentioned that UCLA is trying to prevent what they did to Tenn. last year from happening to them this year, and that history is just that.
and calling out Neu for saying gameplanning SDSU will be a huge coaching challenge is nuts as well. Marca AGAIN tops TJ with facts by including the whole quote, mainly the part about SDSU having NO open practices or scrimmages, and thus there is zero scouting report. That is the tough coaching challenge, Simmers, not the fact that SDSU has so much more talent than us. Coach is giving credit where credit is due, and playing Football 101: keep your team focused, and don’t give the opponent a chip to carry on their shoulders.
Idiot.

On the plus side, there were two decent columns on UCLA in the LAT later in the sports section, but TJ is just a douche

by sponkey21 on Sep 1, 2009 11:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whose TJ?

Never heard of him.

"when you've seen how big the world is, how can you make due with this?"

by silverlakebruin on Sep 2, 2009 7:08 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Making a bad, dying 'news'paper worse

I totally agree that the only appropriate response to this clown is to totally ignore him. The classless drunk SC fan screaming in line for the mens room desrves more attention that this guy.

by bruinforlife on Sep 2, 2009 7:32 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

What a joke

What a buffoon. What an ass. What a hack.

He prefers $C football to UCLA football because Cheatey is “fun” and $C wins. Was $C football fun when they lost to UCLA 8 straight times?

I suppose Slimers should obviously prefer UCLA basketball to $C basketball because we win and their program is a joke. But Slimers still thinks Floyd is a great guy and he never slams their b-ball program. So much for intellectual honesty and consistency.

And don’t think he just hates UCLA football—he said that UCLA football fans wish to remain “anonymous.” That’s you and me he’s insulting, friends.

Don’t email him, don’t call him, don’t click on any links to him.

Ignore him. Don’t worry: His sad paper and his sad column will be gone before too long.

by Barnes2JJ on Sep 2, 2009 8:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wowwww....

I LOVED to see how Simers actually quoted me in the email I sent to him yesterday. What a pleasant surprise this morning! And now I hate him even more….oh and for the record I ended the email by telling him to, “Get off you your knees, wipe them off, and write something worthwhile to read.”

by Bruinsmo on Sep 2, 2009 8:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's my full email...

Your obvious bias towards sc football is nothing more than sickening. You take shots at Neuheisel every chance you get while praising Carroll as the greatest coach ever. You call Neuheisel a bumbling fool, cheater, and liar. Meanwhile some of carroll’s players make more money than some NFL rookies. The funny part is everyone sees through it and makes you look foolish. In short, get off your knees, wipe them off, and start writing stuff worthwhile to read…”

by Bruinsmo on Sep 2, 2009 8:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice edit by the Slimey one

He obviously didn’t want anyone criticizing Carroll’s high-priced players. He just dropped that line.

I liked your email but I still think we should ignore this clown. He feeds off of negative attention and obviously uses it to his benefit. Just my two cents.

by Barnes2JJ on Sep 2, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're damned if we do and damned if we don't

On one hand, if we don’t stick up for CRN, his staff and our team, who will? On the other, Simers makes his living by being a prick and getting attention, so why give it to him.

I guess BN is the best we can do. We rip him a new one, expose him as the prick he is and give him no attention.

by bruinbabe2000 on Sep 2, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually

I think for the first time we are in good shape. We have been able to build a pretty decent platform here at BN.

I think we can say pretty confidently at this point … when we blast him and destroy him here … he reads it. I am pretty sure he is reading this thread.

So we should tee off this joker over here as much as we can … without giving him the satisfaction of sending him emails or giving his article benefit of pageviews. Light him up over here.

by Nestor on Sep 3, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a miserable and pathetic thing to write

on a week when firefighters are risking their lives for the city of LA. He basically wrote a column that says “My job is so cushy and I’m so out of touch with the reality of life in southern California that I am going to complain about not having free food at a public university’s press conferences.”

It’s just unbelievable how much of a waste to society his job is, I almost want to thank him for pointing that out for us.

by littlebrother on Sep 2, 2009 8:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was going to rant

but I just don’t have the energy to discuss this douchebag rah-tard. Do other cities have someone like that? Someone who writes for the LOCAL paper about the LOCAL team and trashes them for no reason and with no basis? It just seems unbelievable.

by uclafan11 on Sep 2, 2009 9:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Simers is a joke

The fact that the guy draws a paycheck from the L.A. Times at a time they’re cutting back everywhere else is an indictment on that paper. Frankly, journalism as we used to know it no longer exists. Fair and balanced is the new journalism. Here are two positions – this is one, this is the other. They’re equal. Kinda like saying there’s this theory called gravity. On the one side, they’re the supporters of gravity, on the other side, they’re the people who don’t believe in gravity. That’s the end of my story. Here, it’s on the one hand, there’s Cheatey who I now love. On the other hand, there’s CRN who I hate. What a sad joke. His story is literally a waste of space. It says nothing other than he’s a moron. What a terrible profession journalism has become. What a disgrace to this now dishonored profession Simers is. Yuck.

by waters96 on Sep 2, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

Tell him what you really feel Ty!

by mdjohns4 on Sep 2, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I'm talking about

Hey TJ, enjoy writing for the trOJan Times while you can, because when your POS paper goes bust and you don’t have a job, no one will want to read a word you write when you’re just another unemployed hack “journalist” loser.

I can’t wait for you to lose your job buddy, because I guarantee, it’s happening.

And why is it happening? Because of people like Nestor. Haha, I love it.

by Bellerophon on Sep 2, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, Bruins, here's an important question

How many of you still subscribe to the fishwrap? If you still are a subcriber, you are paying part of Simers’ salary. Just say no. Don’t be enablers. Don’t subscribe to the ‘wrap. Don’t buy individual editions. Don’t look at it on line. Take it completely out of your life.

I don’t subscribe to the fishwrap, but I don’t believe I’m starved for sports news. There are plenty of other sources than the ’wrap.

I call on every man, woman and child to absolutely, totally and completely boycott the ‘wrap. They may not notice, but you’ll notice.

by Fox 71 on Sep 2, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If only more people thought like you Fox

Particularly my old man (whom you’re about the same age as). My old man sells things on Ebay, so I would consider him to be a little more knowledgable about the internet than most people his age. However, his only source of sports info comes from the fishwrap because he does not take the time to look for blogs. Now, mostly that is because my old man is not the sports fan he used to be. Sure, he enjoys football as much as the next person, but even 20 years ago, nothing got between him and his beloved Rams. When they moved, he realized even more that it was just a business. Since he doesn’t get that emotionally involved anymore, he doesn’t put the effort into looking for alternative sources. Where does that leave me? Debating with my old man when he starts quoting the fishwrap. He’s too smart for that.

by bruinbabe2000 on Sep 2, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been on Dr. Fox's news diet for over two years

and have dropped 20 pounds of mental clutter and agravation by following it’s primary rule: cancel the fishwrap and avoid its website.

by bru79 on Sep 2, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Subscribers

If I steal my neighbors paper so that I can get the coupons, would I be considered one of the enablers? :)

It’s become ridiculous where the actual game no longer matters, but how much entertainment that the “journalists” (NOT the actual fans) receive from the team determines what type of “article” will be written. And now it’s not even about the players on the field, but now the coaches have to entertain them as well in their press conferences? Do all of the local hacks suffer from adult ADD that they cannot listen and just report on what was said at the press conferences? Maybe Rick Neuheisel and Ben Howland are expected to do magic tricks or sing karaoke or dance for these idiots.

by UCLA4Life on Sep 2, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Simers and Gregg Doyel are cut from the same cloth

I have no problem with snark being mixed with my sports. But it has to be delivered with some combination of wit, humor or insight. The problem with Simers and Doyel is that they lack the capacity for all three and so they’re forced to resort to malice to elicit a response.

Like Nestor said, Simers relies on our emails and letters for survival. So just ignore him. And that also goes for any times if and when he writes something negative about ’SC. He deserves no credibility whatsoever.

by insomniacslounge on Sep 2, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Slimers is an A$$hat

He ridiculed Dorrell for being dull (duh!), then ridiculed the fans for thinking he should be fired after it became clear to anyone with a brain that his dullness was totally eclipsed by his inability to coach, then ridiculed Guerrero for firing him. Now, on the eve of a new season when excitement and optimism about the future of UCLA football is at an 8-year zenith, he has the audacity to complain that the most energetic, optimistic and enthusiastic UCLA head football coach in the last 30 years who after a 4-8 disaster caused by lack of talent in the cupboard and cataclysmic injuries managed to bring in more speed and size in one recruiting season year than Dullard brought in over 5 years is not energetic enough at a press conference? That is the picture of an a$$hat.

by BruinsRule on Sep 2, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

T.J. Slimers:

Wrong about Rick Neuheisel.

Wrong about Pete Carroll.

Soon to be on the wrong side of history.

My name is tasser and I approve this message.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Sep 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Press Conference as Entertainment?

Uh — the press conference is a part of news gathering.

Want to be entertained? I suggest Burn Notice, Hung, or maybe the slumping Weeds and Entourage.

Simmers sense of entitlement is obnoxious. Entertain me or I will write bad things.

No soup for you!

sjh

by Class of 66 on Sep 2, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SIMERS...Dirty Guy

I read the article the article the other day. I’m used to his BS by now, tho I hope I see him roaming the sidelines or pregame outside so I can call him out. He is obviously a dirty guy. Should he ever come out from under Pete Carroll’s desk, he will see that they are the U of scandals & cheating. We are legit & respected.

by AllIHadz240s on Sep 2, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So let me get this straight....again

Food + more people + the great descriptive word “energy” = better coach?

WTF does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

Basically, if you bribe someone with food and have more followers, you have more energy and you are therefore a better speaker and make better arguments.

Sounds like Peatie has gotten to T.J., because u$c*’s philosophy seems to be that if you pay the players and bribe the officials, you will get 5 times as many bandwagon fans and therefore you are the better team. Right? RIGHT?

Troy will fall.

by Bruins102NCAA on Sep 2, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha

A drop-out from a no-name directional school in flyover country? Wow. Pathetic.

So, I did a quick scan of that DB article. Umm, Slimers, you know how you said you were pissed off that your NIU professors said you’d never amount to anything?

Hate to break it to you buddy, but they were right: you’re a lame-ass “journalist” at a pathetic joke of a newspaper. You write pointless drivel that reads like you had diarrhea of the mouth.

Most importantly T.J., when you lose your job and the LAT goes bust, NO ONE WILL REMEMBER WHO THE F**K YOU WERE. When you die, your gravestone will just be another piece of anonymous rock that no one gives a rat’s ass about.

Your professors were right: you are NOTHING.

by Bellerophon on Sep 2, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Being from the great state of Illinois

I take no offense whatsoever to your description of NIU. It is far enough from Chicago to count as a part of the state that isn’t worth visiting.

But I hope you are not including Chicago in your glowing assessment of Illinois.

For the record, I am duly ashamed to have found shelter in the same state Slimers once called home.

by mdjohns4 on Sep 2, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chicago is amazing

But clearly Simers didn’t have the grades to get a whiff from any of the good schools around that city.

by Nestor on Sep 3, 2009 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Simers=Zero experience as a columnist before the LA Times

I would offer,it is one thing to be a beat writer, but quite another to be a columnist. It is a very different skill to be successful in that arena. I would also offer, that maybe it would be a good idea to cut your teeth in a smaller market in that capacity, before trying out your skills in such a large market as Los Angeles.

Here is Simers official bio off the L.A. Times site. Go ahead, read it for a moment, I’ll wait…

http://www.latimes.com/sports/columnists/la-columnist-tsimers,0,2737037,bio.columnist

Notice anything, oh I don’t know, flagrant? How about the fact he spent his entire career as a beat writer and then suddenly becomes a columnist for the first time at the Times? My memory is they brought him in to cover the local NFL beat, but since there wasn’t one they made him a columnist.

Now, I grew up with the heyday of the Times sports page. No one is expecting him to hold a candle to the great Murray, but it would be nice if the Times had someone at least as good as Downey was, and he at the time was probably the fifth best guy at the Times.

by Free the 16 on Sep 2, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Free, I didn't click on the fishwrap link

I don’t want to contribute even one electron to the fishwrap’s counter. Every click, every newspaper bought, every subscription pays this guy’s salary. Even though he demonstrates daily that he isn’t qualified for the job he was given, the fact of the matter is that he has the job. We need to do what we can to get him back on the street, and that is only going to happen when the fishwrap ceases to exist. No clicks, no nothing. If you can figure out who advertises in the ‘wrap and can boycott them, do so. Let the advertisers know you’re doing so by writing a letter to the editor of some other paper. This story can take off if enough people get into it.

by Fox 71 on Sep 3, 2009 4:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Having lived in San Diego pre-1990

I can confirm that his articles in the SD Union were exactly like what he writes in the Times- only the venom was directed towards the Chargers instead.

by insomniacslounge on Sep 3, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here is another problem with Simers vs. CRN

He is playing on CRN’s past and planting doubts in the casual fan’s mind. Last night, my old man brings up the article. I said I heard about it, but did not read it. My old man says, “He’s right. I think CRN is so competitive, he is going to break the rules again because he wants to win so bad.”

Brothers and sisters, this is the struggle we are up against.

by bruinbabe2000 on Sep 3, 2009 7:06 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just don't care

I don’t care when people who I don’t respect write about what might happen. Haven’t you seen all the little headlines that say “Study Finds That Global Warming (or Global Cooling) May Cause Hives.” Anything might cause something else. Anything may happen in the future. I really, truly have no need to read articles about what might happen any more than I have a need to listen to Lee Corso or Kirk What’s his name. I don’t care what those guys say might happen in a football game (although they always say that it absolutely will happen, but I don’t care about that, either.)

I think it’s much more important to talk about or write about what did happen. And that’s the problem for guys at the ’wrap. Their institutional bias is turned up full blast, and thus they cannot bring themselves to write about what has already happened (and is still happening) at just$c*. Instead, they like to talk about what might happen at UCLA.

And that, boys and girls, is why this Geezer dropped the fishwrap like a bad habit a long, long time ago. I just don’t care what the fishwrap says. Sure, the fishwrap spreads disinformation and flat-out lies about UCLA, but does anyone really believe what the fishwrap says any more? I doubt it. And if John Doe or Jane Doe out there somewhere does believe it, then shame on them.

I would rather more on with my campaign to fix grammar and syntax than to evangelize about shunning the ‘wrap. I just don’t care about them with the passion I have about “So I’m like, whatever” and wonderful sentences like that one. An’d d’o no’t ge’t m’e state’d abou’t apostrophe’s.

by Fox 71 on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Simers doesn't bother me at all

TJ Simers is only a “sportswriter” because he happens to write in the sports section. He doesn’t pretend to be Jim Murray unlike that hack Plaschke. Simers is perfect for Hollywood gossip, and his columns take on that kind of slant. I’m sure he’d write the entertainment beat if he could, but instead he gets to write a Page 2 humor column that incites emotions and rubs people the wrong way at times. He’s not a Bruin, nor is he a Bruin-hater. He’s taken his shots at the Dodgers and the Lakers, the two most beloved teams in the city he plies his trade. He simply writes inflammatory columns that attempt to be funny and sometimes he misses his mark and other times he’s on point. He is what he is.

by ishXdavid on Sep 3, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

, which is

a piece of shit.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Sep 3, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another shot at UCLA

T.J. continues to show what an a-hole he is. Today’s article was about Vin Scully, so I foolishly thought there was no way even a prick like T.J. could say anything bad in this article, but I was wrong. He has a little blurb about Eric Karros, with once again a smarmy remark about UCLA

“He’s a conversationalist, Dodgers family, on some nights already talking to you before the game about the team. He has UCLA in his background, but give Eric Karros credit for overcoming it and making himself into an outstanding baseball analyst.”

What a #$%#!

by UCLA4Life on Sep 6, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But I'm sure flunking out of NIU

sets one up for a great career in journalism.

by Tydides on Sep 10, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fox

First it was turning the volume off, ty; now I’m cancelling the fishwrap. I think I’m becomming a geezer

by 10amla on Sep 6, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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