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Found: Lane Kiffin's Playbook

If this looks familiar, he brought it with him from Pete Cheat U.

1. Recruit the players illegally.

Six secondary violations in seven months; which is all that has come to light so far.  Many more are liable to be uncovered, and not just secondary.   Check.

2.  Purchase the officials.  It's okay to overpay.

Multiple "questionable" calls by the zebras.  This is home cookin' of the first order in a state that is famous for them. Check.

3. Badmouth the opponents.

Repeated "controversial" quotes, followed by excuse-making.   Revenge factor.  Use assistant from SC to stir things up.  Use spouse as prop.  Check.

4.  Coach against Karl Dorrell.

Oops!

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