Found: Lane Kiffin's Playbook

by ucla7477 on Sep 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT

If this looks familiar, he brought it with him from Pete Cheat U.

1. Recruit the players illegally.

Six secondary violations in seven months; which is all that has come to light so far. Many more are liable to be uncovered, and not just secondary. Check.

2. Purchase the officials. It's okay to overpay.

Multiple "questionable" calls by the zebras. This is home cookin' of the first order in a state that is famous for them. Check.

3. Badmouth the opponents.

Repeated "controversial" quotes, followed by excuse-making. Revenge factor. Use assistant from SC to stir things up. Use spouse as prop. Check.

4. Coach against Karl Dorrell.

Oops!

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LMFAOROFL at number 4

by Nestor on Sep 12, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions

yeah that was one of the funniest things i've read in awhile :)

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Sep 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, except that CNP was the head coach for 13-9

by bruinbabe2000 on Sep 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions

That was a gift from Lane's inept/unimagnative offense

by Nestor on Sep 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions

True

He was still coach in name

by bruinbabe2000 on Sep 12, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

We really need to thank..

DeWayne Walker, who established the defense that won today’s game.

by ucla7477 on Sep 12, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah but

Unlike Walker (Notre Dame) we didn’t play prevent defense in that last drive.

by Nestor on Sep 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Loved the aggression

Those last 4…err…5 plays really seemed to go by fast, didn’t they? Usually a series like that seems to last an eternity.

greg in denver - UCLA guy for life

by gbruin on Sep 12, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Terrible officiating

I thought there were some bad calls in favor us UCLA in the first half.

Then the 2nd half was all home cookin’ (although we lucked out on the fumble at our own goal line). That “safety” was Lame, so to speak.

Kinda made me miss the old SPTRs a little.

Just terrible officiating today. Very poor effort by the zebras.

by Barnes2JJ on Sep 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions

I was working outside

until the last two minutes. And, then I watched with no sound.

Even having missed 97% of the game, and 50% of the audio-visual stimuli, I figure I aged approximately 17.6 months during those two minutes. But, I’d do it again…

I started watching when we had the ball on what looked like the one foot line.

Just don’t fumble. Oh, god. OK. They have no time outs left. Just don’t fumble, and don’t get caught in the end zone. Just throw it away. Oh, god. But, the nose of the ball… OK, we’re not dead yet. Come on, D. You can do it. Picked! We win! What? What offsides? Show me.

Like Nestor said, we’ve got ourselves a football team. To come away with a win at that location, under these circumstances, that’s pretty damn impressive.

That it came at the expense of two $c coaches, priceless.

by Bruinut on Sep 12, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions