Hello Kiffin: Lamey's Press Conference (Full Of BS Sleazy Trojan Spin) Open Thread

Apparently Lamey has his intro to the Trojan lapdogs aka "reporters" from LA's traditional media and the national jokes like Shelley Smith scheduled for 5 pm PST. From my understanding it is supposed to be broadcast on ESPN News.
If you have links where people can watch an online stream of it submit in the comment threads.
Those who are watching it, if you can please provide running commentary or news of anything coming out of the mouth of the latest Trojan Sleazebag-In-Chief.
GO BRUINS.
UPDATE (N): For those who are watching the presser if you can write up a great fanpost summing up what this toolbag just said (it sounds like a doozy from the threads) that would be awesome. Especially topline the details on Chow if he mentioned him in any way. Consider this your contribution to the BN and greater Bruin community. We will topline the best written (fastest post). Thanks.
UPDATE II (N): For those who are watching the presser, we need to specifically post (video or description) of the exchange on his comments re. Ogre's contact with recruits. That will be the gold mine. If he is caught lying on that exchange it's a huge blunder on him early on. And apparently Lamey is on board calling the Trojies "Southern Cal." Multiple times. ROFL at the idiot.The guy sounds less prepared and charismatic than Karl Dorrell. GO BRUINS.
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I won't be able to watch it
I just ate. You know.
Really, there is no point in watching it. You know exactly what will be said. There will be no mention of the “s” word. Nothing will be said about dirty tricks with recruits. The media will fall all over themselves kissing this faker’s butt. Jill Painter will ask him to father her babies. And on and on.
I don’t need that. I think I’ll watch something on TV that has a little more substance. Maybe the Real Housewives of somewhere.
Bobo out 2-3 weeks
partially torn quad?
[just heard it on that audio feed…]
by britishbruin on Jan 13, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
LOL
I won’t be able to watch it
I just ate. You know.
Watch it
Just makes beating them so much sweeter. They have no shame. Like I always say. They R…
the u of $candals & cheating
by AllIHadz240s on Jan 13, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
Hey what is with the illegal uniforms?
Duke has three shades of primary colors on their unis!
Formerly ucla13_usc9
I look at the picture above....
….and think the caption should be ‘Hello Kiffy’
More lible
ESPN just said that the world from Smith was that it was a “strong” chance that Chow returns
Formerly ucla13_usc9
ESPN News
now reporting $c* and Chow’s agent have had contact today and “there is interest”.
greg in denver - UCLA guy for life
What's going on
Something about the new President of United States China holding a press conference?
"If you don't take out his battery, he's going to keep going all day."
What are the odds a reporter grows a pair and asks about possible NCAA sanctions?
The emperor has no clothes!
Zero.
I’m pretty sure they didn’t bring it up with Chetey.. so why Lame?
The might want to see if he has the cajones
before bowing down and licking his boots, which is what will happen anyways
FoxSportsWest Link
Not sure if this has been posted:
http://www.foxsportswest.com/pages/live_streaming
But the internet commentators have their mics on and every word is being broadcast over the web!
Dream Scenario:
Urban Meyer, in his leave of absence, becomes offensive coordinator at UCLA for a quick 3-4 years, just to make sure he ruins Lame Kiffin’s career. After he has made sure that Lame’s career is over and has helped UCLA win 3 championships, he returns to Florida. Meanwhile the ruined little b*tch Kiffin is fired and pursues a career as a goatee model.
by inhowlandwetrust on Jan 13, 2010 5:15 PM PST reply actions
Nah
Jerry Jones will hire him to coach the Cowboys, Kiffin has apparently more souls to sell to get what he wants.
"If you don't take out his battery, he's going to keep going all day."
Let's float some outrageous rumors and see how far they get:
Like… Jerry Buss’ red combover spotted at Heritage Hall. He’s reportedly trying to pay the NCAA to give OJ more years of eligibility.
Fill up your Passion Buckets
the enemy is upon us, and they will not be afraid to hit below the belt
"If you don't take out his battery, he's going to keep going all day."
On the video feed
Is that Smelly Stiff aka Shelly Smith in the far right fixing her makeup?
Guys - no problem with shredding her re. her profession
But cut the misogynist/sexist crap off this blog. Thank you.
Shelly Smith is like the Iraqi propaganda guy on TV
“The Americans are not in Baghdad!”
Give it a rest.
Heh
Im actually about to step foot on USC’s campus and I seriously considered bringing my UCLA hat. But it’d look kinda funny with me in a suit.
by CAJason80 on Jan 13, 2010 5:27 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
The best suggestion from Rocky Top Talk
We need someone to throw a shoe at him.
by SuperBruinMan on Jan 13, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions
Heritage Hall is modeled after a police station
It keeps the cops from investigating all the illegal stuff going on inside.
CRN is having a conference call at 6 pm
anyone know if we can watch/hear that on TV or online?
Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?
same question
i’m more interested in CRN’s response to all of this.
by Captain Leebeard on Jan 13, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions
i'm guessing he'll be announcing something related to Chow
whether it’s good news or not…well…that’s why i want to hear it lol
Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?
by bucknellbruin on Jan 13, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions
A conference call
with who?
"The entire world that bleeds blue and gold ... they have been dying for this." - Coach Rick Neuheisel
not sure
just repeating Gold’s words
Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?
by bucknellbruin on Jan 13, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
Some "Anonymous"
person keeps writing that Norm is staying at UCLA in the comments on that link. Why do people do this assuming? Irritatin.
"The entire world that bleeds blue and gold ... they have been dying for this." - Coach Rick Neuheisel
That bearded dude in the blazer is giddy.
Much like the clowns on that other blog.
Optimism is one thing, delusion is another.
What's the reason for hte delay?
Is something up?? I am now to the point, if he goes, he goes. If he stays, great. If not, CRN will figure it out. I don’t want him if he wants to be a Trojan anyway
LAX traffic?
Someone coming from the airport who needs to be on the stage? (Lame or CNC?)
This is sick.
Mike Garrett just said that Lane Kiffin got a little substance to him last year and was growing as a coach. Yeah, all those strippers for recruits must of dropped some substance on him.
espnews
just said Chow’s agent confirmed that Chow and U$C have talked. Nothing about a deal.
by Captain Leebeard on Jan 13, 2010 5:33 PM PST reply actions
apparently
Lame is now referring to his son as Monte in official reports, rather than Knox…
Did anyone hear Carrolls presser yesterday??
He quoted John Wooden and said he learned alot from him. I almost threw up in my mouth when I heard that.
So CRN has a conference call scheduled for 6:00pm tonight....
Any thoughts to what that will entail?
Response to Chow staying or leaving for sure
CRN must react quickly to keep recruits informed and from straying. I am sure coach Chow wants to decide now for recruiting reasons as well, whether that is for them or us.
by 84 on Jan 13, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions
Glad I am stuck in a meeting
Don’t think I could stomach watching that.
"The entire world that bleeds blue and gold ... they have been dying for this." - Coach Rick Neuheisel
Kiffin and the way he left Tennessee
is almost like the Baltimore Colts screwing the City of Baltimore and taking their beloved Colts in the middle of the night. I am not comparing the way both were viewed, only the manner in which it was done. While Kiffin was talking to the team, Ed O. was in another room calling UT recruits and trying to get them to switch to SUC?? I ask you, which is in poorer taste………….the Colts exit from Baltimore, or Lame’s exit from Tennessee? It isn’t that far off.
Not only that
he was telling them not to go to class today so they could transfer easily to $c
"If you don't take out his battery, he's going to keep going all day."
I'm thinking the hold up
Has something to do with Chow, maybe they are going to announce Chow is coming also. C’mon Norm turn em down.
Man, even Petros can't stand this over-serious hype, from the sounds of it.
"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
Whenever I think of the head coach of U$C*...
I think of a cheater.
Anyone wanna chip in
for some charter planes to bring TN fans to the Rose Bowl on Dec 4th? You want LOUD and CRAZY fans who HATE him, let’s bring em in! LOL!
"The entire world that bleeds blue and gold ... they have been dying for this." - Coach Rick Neuheisel
If Chow does leave
my views on people with forever be different.
Ever see that episode of Southpark with the hybrid cars?
The OJans love the smell of their own farts.
starts
with lie, it was hard to leave tenn. where is OJ?
It's always tough to leave
when a mob is waiting outside for you
by SuperBruinMan on Jan 13, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions
So the lying begins
sounds like it didn’t take long at all
"If you don't take out his battery, he's going to keep going all day."
i cannot wait
to hear the crap that comes out of this morons mouth….i know this fool is going to run his mouth today
he did...
Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?
by bucknellbruin on Jan 13, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions
a perfect fit
i think we all know why.
by Captain Leebeard on Jan 13, 2010 5:51 PM PST reply actions
They REALLY shouldn't be talking like this with lightning conditions today...
"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
the ncaa
is outside rolling out the red carpet.
Secretaries beware
Kitty Kiffin is in town ready to clean house and start a “clean disciplined program”
"If you don't take out his battery, he's going to keep going all day."
"I wanted to be sure we did this thing really slow..."
… which explains how he broke land-speed records getting out of Knoxville.
"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
No mention of CNC
that is a positive at least.
I'm outta here
can’t stomach this.
Will we have a thread on CRN’s presser?
It’s in 7 minutes, right?
sjh
He's already spoken
5 times longer than he had the courtesy to give to TN last night. What a dick.
greg in denver - UCLA guy for life
+1
He treated the fans of TN like absoulte sh*t. He couldn’t sit down for 5 minutes and talk to them? He stood for less than a minute, answered no questions and ran. JERK.
"The entire world that bleeds blue and gold ... they have been dying for this." - Coach Rick Neuheisel
You NEVER have to create energy for football in Tennessee, for crying out loud.
Not unless you REALLY suck.
"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
he stumbles
over every one of his words. a perfect foil to Rick Neuheisel.
by Captain Leebeard on Jan 13, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions
He can sure "talk"
but LK reminds me of a rookie GM we had at a place I used to work at and none of the seniority respected him bcuz he talked like a college frat boy. He didn’t last very long.
Is there such a thing
as student/athlete at USC. How about Student/Proffesional.
Wait
Did he just say that one arrest incident was something good in his 14 months?
fucking idiot
thank you for hiring him garrett
I'm very thankful that we have strong people in the BN
I would not have been able to handle listening to this sort of crap. it sounds like a really really bad reality show, as opposed to most of them, which are just really bad.
Is there any chance that any reporter in the house will actually ask him a question of substance?
these questions are at least tougher
than those being asked to Petey on his departure
by britishbruin on Jan 13, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions
That's what I was thinking!
Even with the Dad parallels!
by Space_Monkey on Jan 13, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions
Someone just asked about "integrity"
Kitty thought TN fans were upset they were leaving because of what theyw ere doing. if they weren’t upset, then they weren’t doing their job right.
Un-f*cking-believable.
"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
He's right
because no one would get mad If they were lied to and betrayed….
he's delusional
ten is upset because you walked out on them idiot not because you accomplished 1 arrest in 14 months.
I would have never guessed that someone
would seriously consider that an ackomplishment, but when you have a nothing resume like Kiffin’s I guess it would be.
"If you don't take out his battery, he's going to keep going all day."
Man, I want BNers ratting out every move this Lame Fibbin makes.
If he’s at a HS football game and says “Bless you” to a 4-star WR who sneezes, I want him getting written up for improper communication.
"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
Even with all the poultry farms in California, there might not be enough egg to put on his face.
"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
I don't care about his style -- his substance is [BLEEP].
"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
rationalizing
violations. all is clean and fine
And while you are God
Can you please just smite those fuckers off this Earth?
greg in denver - UCLA guy for life
He just said Tennessee has a microscope.
As opposed to the non-coverage of the transgressions around $C!
oh
NC got mentioned, and almost nothing of it.
by Captain Leebeard on Jan 13, 2010 6:00 PM PST reply actions
570 saying that
norm chow spoke with sc heavily, but he is still (currently) the oc for ucla
what?
I would really love to read a fanpost on what he said re. Chow (or saying write now). I’d love to bump a well written one on the frontpage.
Basically dodged the question and started fidgeting
Said "like I said before, it will be a slow process, not naming names out of respect to other colleges (?) but we will assemble a staff that USC fans will be happy with.
by 84 on Jan 13, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
Respect to other colleges??? I just vomited in my own mouth.
"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
Yup
“don’t know anything… just got off the plane and sprinted here … will figure all that out after this ….”
"We won't try and get any (UT) recruits to come here"
LOL
Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?
good point
i forgot how sneaky those little bastards can be
Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?
by bucknellbruin on Jan 13, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions
Lightning can strike twice... probably right between his eyes.
"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
Lame nods in agreement to trying to steal Tennessee recruits
Then says ‘Oh wait… They need to call me first. I don’t know if we’ve cheated already’
hahaha
yep…basically my reaction too
Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?
by bucknellbruin on Jan 13, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
Any of you who are watching this and want to sum it up in a fanpost
That would be awesome. Especially if you can topline any “info” re. Chow.
Consider it your contribution to the entire Bruin Nation (not just this place).
Thanks in advance.
They rioted because I was so good
That’s his explanation for why the rumble broke out last night. Maybe it had something to do with lying. This guy is sick; well not sick—he’s just a liar.
by peggysue69 on Jan 13, 2010 6:04 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I can't say that.
I haven’t been here.
so, what you are saying is, yes, those illicit things happened.
by Captain Leebeard on Jan 13, 2010 6:04 PM PST reply actions
thanks
for staying on top of it all Nestor and others. I’ve been glued all day.
LK doesn't answer the frickin' questions!
“give them accurate information as it becomes available.,,.”
What an spinster!!!
Ooooo
whoever this reporter is asking pointed q’s about orgeron calling UT recruits… LK is sweating!!!
i love whoever that is
that is pushing the orgeron stuff. Lane is getting pissed.
by Captain Leebeard on Jan 13, 2010 6:06 PM PST reply actions
your starting to sweat! hahaha i love it....ask him....he is sitting there next to you.....ask him now....
ask him you p***y….common hahaha
i love it
he’s getting so flustered.
by Captain Leebeard on Jan 13, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions
Gold reporting CRN moving to 6:30
GO BRUINS!!!
by moutekicksboute on Jan 13, 2010 6:06 PM PST reply actions
Good fight going on here
Get’em real journalist!
orgeron is sitting there now....settle it....hahahaha man this is freaking awesome....
lol u dont believe the conversation happened???? i love it….
i'm loving this...
hey N, i think it might be re-airing on Comedy Central later tonight if you want to watch it.
Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?
I have something
missed the 1st part ‘cuz I didn’t know what network was broadcasting. I assume the stream will be still be available later. Would be interesting if sUc tries to clean it up first.
What'd he say??? I was WAITING for that one.
"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
he was the one hassling Lamey
on whether Orgeron has contacted UT recruits
by britishbruin on Jan 13, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
along the lines of
you said he didn’t… but you’re now not willing to say that you know that he didn’t…
by britishbruin on Jan 13, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
getting grilled on the Ogeron talking to UT recruits
and he is explaining his double talk " I said, that I BELIEVE that comment to be inaccurate". Neither denying it or acknowledging it. Just dodging it with words
hahaha GARRET YOU VAGGGGGG!!!
i cannot wait to see what happens tonight….he is going to be eaten up….
similiar to when
McMoron was being asked about Bush conference call, then they tried to stop questions.
"Let's move on"??
No. Let’s stay here and have you answer the question, fuckhead.
greg in denver - UCLA guy for life
CNC would never
want to be a part of this garbage would he? Come on.
I heard him say that yesterday!
It was in his TN presser. I WAS ROLLING! I’m sure one of those trOJan tools will tell him that is apparently unnaceptable. LOL
"The entire world that bleeds blue and gold ... they have been dying for this." - Coach Rick Neuheisel
I believe
that everything Lame says is inaccurate.
can't wait to read TJ's article on this tonight...
Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?
nope
never written/said it before either
Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?
by bucknellbruin on Jan 13, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
south central
is the best place in america……damn well get a house right there on 51st and fig if its so great….
You need access to those
Nestor
"If you don't take out his battery, he's going to keep going all day."
He'll just pop into a phone booth
And come out as Ryan or Dan. He’ll be there.
greg in denver - UCLA guy for life
Chow
to work under this clown??? turn it down.
Kiffin is a dead ringer for George W Bush
It’s uncanny. He’s so unprofessional it’s hilarious.
He looks like
a nervous kid, scared of saying the wrong thing.
More sweat commentary
He’s taken to swigging water the heat’s so intense.
by peggysue69 on Jan 13, 2010 6:12 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Lane siad he expects he will call the plays
What experienced OC would want to work there?
greg in denver - UCLA guy for life
Boy hes gonna get called out on lying about
Ed Os calls to tennessee recruits tellling them not to enroll in school
"when you've seen how big the world is, how can you make due with this?"
by silverlakebruin on Jan 13, 2010 6:13 PM PST reply actions
He was just asked if he would call plays............
he said “I assume so, but I don’t want to get into that right now, but that is what I have always done”. Yeah, that is what he has always done, like in his last game against UCLA. 13-9 was the last game he called against us. Without Norm, and with this bozo calling plays, life is good.
Tele or anyone
We should specifically capture the video exchange on his comments re. Ogre’s contact with recruits. That will be the gold mine.
I feel like
people are gonna quote this conference for a LONG time
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing" Homer Simpson
And while you are God
could you please smite those fuckers from this Earth?
greg in denver - UCLA guy for life
already
failed. terrible presser. didn’t sound confident to me.
Sounds like they weren't ready
for the reporters to actually do their jobs. I guess they thought they would continue fawning all over them as usual.
"If you don't take out his battery, he's going to keep going all day."
If Chow is truly a man of character
he would never want to be associated with the mess at USC.
Is that school still accredited
What an embarrassment.
by peggysue69 on Jan 13, 2010 6:15 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Garrett gets the CNC
No question we have been interested in Norm and a few other people but that will take time
petros (am570) is thinking that
norm chow is going to announce that he is going to accept the suc job
Garrett is talkin' the same BSpin
that LK talks… boy they will have a SC Marriage made in heaven!!!
FIGHT ON GARRETT and LK!!! Good luck on your marriage!!!
I can't believe I'ms aying this, but I think we've found someone who is LESS prepared to be HC than Dorrell was.
My. GOD.
"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008
i wouldn't say that guys
i didn’t hear him say “execute” every other sentence
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing" Homer Simpson
I know, I'm getting redundant.

The best thing you can do for your children is to love their mother. John Wooden
by MexiBruin on Jan 13, 2010 6:17 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
they got who they wanted
after frantic calls to Riley, Fisher, JDR and others perhaps.
but with Lame
The PC legacy of lying, cheating, and denying will live on
"If you don't take out his battery, he's going to keep going all day."
can we get a website to keep
garrett as ad at suc
Classy coaches didn't want it,
semi classy coaches didn’t want it, classless coaches didn’t want it and then they found Lame. The perfect fit for their program.
I'm pretty frightened by their "win at all costs" mentality
Makes for gripping drama
Troy HAS fallen...again, again, and again.
Yeah
I can’t imagine what they have in store for suc*, It’s not going to be pretty
Troy HAS fallen...again, again, and again.
by Bruins102NCAA on Jan 13, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
Admitted placing calls
We need a post on the legalities of this.
by peggysue69 on Jan 13, 2010 6:31 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
ESPN cherry-picked his stats
At the right hand side of the screen where they display Kiffin’s stellar records and improvements. But they didn’t include his crappy record as a Head Coach.
Ogeron saying the UT recruits called him...
…and he was merely “explaining the rules”. Laughable.
straight from his mouth EdO
“I build strong relationships with families, they called me last night. There were some calls made to me and some calls I made to recruits to explain the rules”
Wow
where do they find these guys?
"If you don't take out his battery, he's going to keep going all day."
ohhh man orgeron is dancing
around that question….i love it….answer the damn question….did u call and say come to $UC
They are getting ready to run the suc program
You have to lie in order to “push the envelope.” Push the envelope out of your hand and into the runner’s
Troy HAS fallen...again, again, and again.
as per Vic "the brick"
“monte will be in charge of the D, Ed will handle recruiting, and Norm Chow……….is still at UCLA.”
Billy Mac confirms he heard it as well that contact was made.
Make no mistake. EdO said that in some cases he called the recruits.
ED O
Did he just admit to calling recruits last night and then two seconds later saying he knew it was a dead period meaning no contact was suppse to be made?
O
is clean……………………….oh, and Big Mac took the juice for health reasons.
Where is CRN?
Troy HAS fallen...again, again, and again.
He has a teleconference with reporters
So we’ll have to wait to read what he said.
Hopefully that will include a transcript
From the Morgan Center, so we can have a spin free accounting of it.
"If you don't take out his battery, he's going to keep going all day."
BTW did Lamey say anything about calling his offensive plays?
That would be an interesting nugget to get.
per Gold on his site
Chow assures Neuheisel he wants to be at UCLA. We’ll wait and see how it all plays out.

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