Coach Ogre

by Telemachus on Jan 15, 2010 12:07 PM PST

That's right. Don't refer to him as "Ed O." But let's give a hearty welcome to Coach Ogre. Can any one doubt his credentials? He's a perfect fit for (soon to be) Sanctioned Charlatans. Patroclus has already provided a litany of new evidence for the NCAA, while the current investigation remains unfinished. At his press conference, Lame Kitten tried to cover for Ogre, but no one was convinced.

Well, there's nothing like seeing and hearing the "facts" straight from the Ogre's own mouth.

Cheat On!!!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of BruinsNation's (BN) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of BN's editors.

Tweet Comment 17 comments | 5 recs |

Do you like this story?

Comments

ROFL

Epic. Nicely done Tele.

by Nestor on Jan 15, 2010 8:47 AM PST reply actions

Love the ear twitches

and foot taps while he’s impatiently waiting for his turn to speak. I wouldn’t have been surprised to see him scratch his ass.

He’s just being a rule explainer. What a guy.

Just great, Telemachus.

by Bruinut on Jan 15, 2010 8:54 AM PST reply actions

The ears

Really make the whole thing. Bravo.102 and I are LOL’in hard.

The worst thing about being a classics major at UCLA is having to hear about the #@*#$@*&% Trojans every damn day.

by Thetis on Jan 15, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions

This is great-very funny

“You know, the rules are the rules and if I get a call from a recruit to talk about the rules, I will mention the rules, and the rules being what they are, I will talk about what the rules may be, subject to the rules, and I may call a recruit or a recruit may call me, but if a recruit calls me and wants to talk about the rules, I will discuss what the rules are and are not. Just to be clear, I will talk about the rules, and maybe the other rules too.

Everyone clear now?"

by Karl II on Jan 15, 2010 9:20 AM PST reply actions

I still want a copy of his phone records so we can see who called who

Or we can start with a list of names. Then we can double-check. Not that we don’t believe you or anything, Eddie, but …, well, Eddie, the fact is that we don’t believe you. No one with actual measurable brain activity believes you.

Part two of my mini-rant. I don’t like the kitten reference to Lame and I don’t like the Ogre reference to Eddie. Both are two nice, and bring up connotations of cuteness or cuddliness, which neither of these guys have. I still like Lame, because he is, in a word, Lame. I also think we should use the newly-minted verb “to orgeron” as a synonym (that means it means the same thing, for you just$c* trolls) for an action that is morally reprehensible and just plain chicken-SChi#. So I would prefer going with “Eddie,” a nice diminutive to denote his diminutive moral sense.

by Fox 71 on Jan 15, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions