The Onion: "Lane Kiffin Leaves U$C* For Dream Job At GameStop"
The Onion calls em like I see em:
"Before leaving the press conference, Kiffin told reporters that, while he is committed to GameStop, his heart will always belong to the Beverly Center Sunglass Hut."
-The Onion
about 2 years ago
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True story
Don’t let those guys at Onion trick you. That story is true.
In related news,
Ken “the Poodle” Norton Jr. has announced he will leave American Football to pursue a championship in “best of breed” as recognized by the American Kennel Club. Criteria for this prestigious award is demanding, but Jr. has stated he is comfortable with his track record having proved, “I have enthusiastically and obediently served by master and have repeatedly come running when he snaps his fingers.” He went on to say, “and I like sitting in his lap.”
The best thing you can do for your children is to love their mother. John Wooden
Since he was part of the package deal
Coach Ogre will be patrolling the mall getting kids to go to the gamestop, and Monte will be greeting them when they arrive.
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