Hello Kiffin: Cheating for Dummies
by Telemachus on Jan 26, 2010 5:12 AM PST
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PrintFirst there was the Cheatey Petey era:
Then Timmeh joined the "dynasty":
It's so sad, now that these guys are gone. However, continue after the jump for the latest in this three-volume set.
Get the winning formula to beat the competition from those who know best how to cheat. It's passed down from coach to coach, condoned by a blind administration and a complicit NCAA.
But wait, there's more!
Order yours now! They won't last!!! Cheat on!
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This is brilliant!
The only thing I would suggest would be minor: Kitten was the University’s Seventh Choice.
Don't give Lame too much credit too soon.
Cheatie was the master of cheating. So far, Lame has not shown such a master’s touch at cheating. Of course, in his time at Knoxville, he wasn’t given all the cheating tools he will have at just$c*, so his track record doesn’t necessarily reflect how well he’ll do at violating all of the rules promulgated by the ncaa, the California Penal Code, and several Biblical admonitions against unnatural acts. He may surpass Cheatie Petie, but that has yet to be demonstrated, at least in my opinion.
Absolutely fantastic!
These need to be made into t-shirts to wear at the Rose Bowl!
But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.
How about
“Tell recruits the NCAA is going to “take away some losses”"
by Give me a B... on Jan 26, 2010 10:11 PM PST reply actions
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