From College Football Talk:
When Lane Kiffin abruptly left Tennessee for Southern Cal three weeks ago, there weren't many people more surprised than David Reaves.And that's quite a statement considering the fact that, one, Reaves was Kiffin's quarterbacks coach at the time and, two, he had been Kiffin's brother-in-law for quite a few years.
Still, Reaves had no hint, no clue, that Kiffin was contemplating a move out west. Or that he would not be a part of the relocation.
"The disappointment was more of me not knowing about the situation. You would think that I would have some kind of heads-up on the situation. But that's how it works out sometimes," Reaves told The State in a telephone interview recently.
If you aren't expected to break recruiting rules your first day on the job, or land armed robbers, or enlist "hostesses" to arouse high schoolers, don't expect a job from your brother-in-law. If you are a cheating ogre, come on down!
P.S. Disney about to release SCwreck, about a large, homely, swamp-inhabiting ogre, and his adventures with a loud-mouthed donkey.