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St. John's Athletic Director Chris Monasch: The Dumbest Executive In College Athletics?

The joke knows it himself: he is not a "coach." He knows he can't be anything more than an ESPN blowhard getting ready to be the next Duke Vitale like mascot of tWWL.

We can all make a good case for it if this turns out to be true:

So you think St. John's can't get a big-name coach? Think again. Former UCLA coach Steve Lavin would be interested in leading the Red Storm.

On Friday the Daily News reported exclusively that Lavin had come up in St. John's discussions. He doesn't appear to be at the forefront of the current conversation, but maybe he should be. After being turned down by a pair of big-ticket coaches - Florida's Billy Donovan and Georgia Tech's Paul Hewitt - the Johnnies could use a brand name to embrace them. And Lavin would.

"I think he would like St. John's," a Lavin confidant told The News. "He referred to the program as a 'sleeping giant.'"

St. John's athletic director Chris Monasch listed ambitious criteria when he described on Dec. 19 the ideal candidate to succeed Norm Roberts. He wanted someone who had a track record of winning in the six so-called "power conferences" as well as in the NCAA Tournament. He wanted familiarity with the New York basketball scene and a history of successfully recruiting it. He wanted integrity.

It now looks like Monasch just might be dumb enough to consider giving Lavin a serious look. Lav's media buddies and ESPN shill are busy spreading around this story.

If Monasch actually gives Lav a serious look he will officially compete with North Carolina State's Lee Fowler for being the stupidest athletic director in all of college basketball. He was the last one who actually had a serious conversation about Lavin coaching a program. At that time it was interesting to see the divide between smart and not so clued in Wolfpack fans' reactions to Fowler's comical courting of Lavin.

Perhaps if he goes to a place like St. Johns he will be able to bring in one or two good recruiting classes like he was able to do in his first two years in Westwood taking advantage of the cache Jim Harrick rebuilt in Westwood. Yet sooner or later he will get exposed as a complete fraud. We have gone over in details about Lavin not just being the wost head coach in the history of UCLA basketball, but also being nothing short of a sleazebag. We can also go on about how in addition being completely incompetent he was also a classless and lazy SOB.

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I believe it is a reasonable bet that this is nothing short of a PR plot on the part of Lavin and his business handler to show how his name can come up in a "serious manner" in relation to D-1 college basketball. When it comes to the profession of coaching Lavin's IQ is lower than an average Lane Kiffin recruited Trogan, but he was still smart enough to con Al Carnsale and Pete Dalis and take millions out of UCLA pretending to be a head coach. If he ever takes a head coaching job at any level, he is going to get exposed in a big way.

So while these "talks" of Lavin and St. John appears somewhat "serious" in the traditional media, I highly doubt Lavin himself has any kind of serious interest in coaching. It is never going to happen because Lavin more than anyone else knows he is not a "coach." He has the perfect job on tWWL that fits his skillz of a blowhard talking head. Why would he be serious about coaching when he can be in line for taking over for Duke Vitale as the jackass mascot of ESPN.

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LOL

This is even funnier:

“Steve’s had opportunities to return to coaching and he has a burning competitive side to him, but he’s a unique guy,” the confidante said. “He had a strong Catholic upbringing and has a real fondness for literature and art. His dad was an English teacher at Cal-Berkeley, so Steve’s always felt at home with a campus lifestyle. He’s a basketball junkie with some Renaissance man in him.”
“Renaissance man”?II ROFL.

by Nestor on Mar 28, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Renaissance Man"

Lavin was a teacher in the US Army as well?

by UCLA4Life on Mar 29, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do what you have to do !

The AD at St. John’s must have been a comatose patient, awakened now with only partial memories restored.

St. John’s dominated its conference in the early eighties while Chris Mullins played for its program. They haven’t done much since then. I’d say let them make the bold, innovative hire.

by Htse005 on Mar 28, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Actually

I want Lav to take the job. Let him. At the same time just setting down the marker because don’t want to let this clown shill around the media waves as if he is a legit “coach.” Lavin becoming a “head coach” again would be perfect. But just looking around for other college basketball junkies. If St. John is stupid enough to “offer” him the gig … well there fans should know they have no hope.

by Nestor on Mar 28, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be disappointed if Lav went to St John's

First, I wouldn’t get his silky smooth dulcet voice on my TV (yes, yes, Fox. I know…)

But mostly, I’d really prefer he coach a team that we would play more frequently.

But then, for a sleeping giant like St John’s, a sleeping coach makes good sense.

greg in denver - UCLA guy for life

by gbruin on Mar 28, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

disagreement

we can’t call him a “coach.” He is sleeping “something.”

by Nestor on Mar 28, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

touche

If only I could edit my comment…

greg in denver - UCLA guy for life

by gbruin on Mar 28, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

btw N

will there be a BBall game thread? We could do it here and combine our anti-Lavin and anti-Dook sentiment, though the hate-in would be ruined by the Tenn-MSU game so far – great shooting, great passing, Izzo, Vol fans – seems unfair to soil them all in this thread!

greg in denver - UCLA guy for life

by gbruin on Mar 28, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just threw one up

Rye has been partying really hard. lol Even though I will probably not be glued in, I threw one up for you guys.

by Nestor on Mar 28, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the baseball streak continues

Rye’s liver might explode.

greg in denver - UCLA guy for life

by gbruin on Mar 28, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a Lavin fan, but...

I’m a believer in redemption and third acts. Maybe Lavs learned a few things in his role as an analyst. Stranger things have happened.

Even though he was the wrong coach for UCLA, I can’t bring myself to wish him or St. Johns – if he indeed takes the job — any ill-will. Life’s too short. In fact, maybe it’ll open the door to a home-and-home, and an entree to the NYC recruiting scene. :)

by D A B on Mar 28, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

I agree. Look at CRN.

Neuheisel doesn’t get any love here in Seattle. UW fans and alumni say he’s sleazy, was not a very good coach: a real loser.

He’s cleaned up his act, brought a winning mentality, fired up fans and players, and is destined (IMHO) to greatness at UCLA. I was NOT happy we hired him, but have come to see a different guy than the RN who coached here.

by GoSolar on Mar 28, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serious?

Are you actually trying to equate the Lizard and CRN? At least CRN had tangible success of his own making at his previous stops. All the Lizard did was cash in on the team left over from Harrick and proceed to woefully underachieve with the players at his disposal.

And who fucking cares what UW fans think of CRN? They should be pissed at their own AD and school for being sleazy and using dubious means to railroad him out of town. That’s why he won that multi million dollar settlement against the school, because UW WAS IN THE WRONG.

by Tydides on Mar 28, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO Way.

My point was only that 2nd or 3rd chances happen and can be a good thing. I do NOT equate Lavin with CRN.

by GoSolar on Mar 28, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, they do happen.

You’re right GoSolar, second and third chances do happen. But they happen for people who actually have some level of talent, intelligence, or skill in what they do.

Why do you think Steve-16 hasn’t had another coaching job since he got canned here, despite all the openings there have been in college basketball?

Because he’s a fraud. I hope St. John’s gives him this “second chance” so he will get exposed as the complete joke he is.

by Bellerophon on Mar 28, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tydides, I thought Washington Huskies' AD

at the time of CRN’s dismissal was a former Bruin administrator herself.

by Htse005 on Mar 28, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

And honestly I don’t care. Incompetence is incompetence, and her personal history is largely irrelevant.

by Tydides on Mar 28, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barbara Hedges

was a Heritage Hall (U$C*) disciple

by truebluebruin on Mar 28, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well. redemption comes from acknowledging

one’s deficiencies and the wilingness to rectify them. What Lavin did since his Pauley days tells me he wanted no part of it. He blamed Westwood’s unrealistic expectations, unappreciation of his record sweet sixteen appearances etc, for his own downfall.

Look, the guy needs to tell himself he ain’t no Division I head coaching material, period. Maybe he can recruit. So then start from his strength, become some program’s assistant and learn the ropes all over again. It’s not too late yet. That is redemption for him, in my opinion.

by Htse005 on Mar 28, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly Right

He bad mouthed UCLA and the fan base. Whine and whimpered. Damned CBH with faint praise.

CRN has been a class act since leaving Washington — including his “free” coaching at an inner city school.

It does not feel good to put them both in the same text box. Sorry, CRN.

sjh

by Class of 66 on Mar 28, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

CRN won a Rose Bowl as a head coach and an MVP. The sleazebag never came close to matching those accomplishments. More importantly CRN loved UCLA. Lavin only cared about himself and money.

by Nestor on Mar 28, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lavin as coach

This is all anyone needs to show he was a joke of a coach. Despite all that talent, when the team was all his starting with the 1997-98 season, he NEVER finished higher than 3rd in the conference.

by UCLA4Life on Mar 29, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with DAB in one respect

CHP cannot be any worse than he was when he was in charge of our team (I can’t use the “C” word in the same sentence with him.) Since our liberation, CHP has watched a lot of basketball (and been paid for it, which should be a felony, but I digress.) I haven’t heard anything he’s said since he left us, but simply being exposed to that much basketball may have rubbed of a little. He may understand the game more now than when he was stealing his salary from UCLA.

He’s still a total douchebag in terms of character, and if anything is a crummier person than ever. My only point, and I think DAB’s, is that he may not be as bad at leading a team as he was.

by Fox 71 on Mar 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you notice the AAU coach praising Lavin?

In that NY Daily News article? I wonder if there’s any greater detriment to the quality of college basketball than AAU coaches.

by bluebland on Mar 28, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

No surprise

AAU, also known as the And 1 Junior Division Tour, hoopsters would love Steve-16. Who else will let you do whatever you want, whenever you want, not make you practice, and let you just run-and-gun at will? God forbid some of these kids (and their handlers, err, I mean coaches) play for a coach who actually, gasp, makes kids play defense.

by Bellerophon on Mar 28, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

This is not just spin coming from Lav but from ESPN itself. tWWL is trying to improve just trying to buy some viability for its inhouse blowhard talking head. So it seems lot of this puffery is coming from ESPN connected sources (via Katz or their website).

by Nestor on Mar 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care one way or another.

check that. I hope he gets the job. Like so many others, I believe he’ll be exposed as a charlatan should he ever return to coaching. If and when that happens, our detractors will no longer be able to accuse us of having unreal expectations.

I would say CBH’s 3 Final Fours have already proved that to a point. But, Lavin’s inevitable failure would prove us right yet again.

The best thing you can do for your children is to love their mother. John Wooden

by MexiBruin on Mar 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Report now claims that Lavin is assembling a "dream team" staff

Of former head coaches, and that the deal might close on Monday. If that’s true about his staff, it will be something he never did at UCLA, opting instead to hire his high school buddies. Smart, veteran assistants can hide a lot of weaknesses. (According to several starters on our 95 team, it was Gottfried who ran the practices.)

So if this is true — and I don’t see him getting hired if it’s not — it will mean he learned at least one lesson. It will also mean that he might not fail so spectacularly right off the bat, if his assistants are actually good teachers, schemers, and recruiters. It will still be hilarious to see him match wits with Calhoun, Dixon, Pitino, and the rest.

by bluebland on Mar 28, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe we'll play him in a Wooden Classic

Kind of like we played Depaul. That would be poetic.

by bluebland on Mar 28, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

After all, Coach was his BFF and Best Man

Uh. Oh, that’s right.

He cancelled the ceremony and ran off to get married.

sjh

by Class of 66 on Mar 28, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have a hunch regarding Lavin's dream team members.

Let me guess now. Henry Bibby might want to, in my opinion. Bibby can exert some calmness on the sideline, tell the guy to quit cheerleading and strategize instead.

Maybe Billy Packer wouldn’t mind helping out with the gatorade too, besides constantly reminding the guy how good ACC teams are. But I wonder how long can Lavin deal with it, though.

Oops, here is one individual Lavin cannot absolutely miss, if he intends to put together his own dream team. Hey folks, remember Isiah Thomas, now the head coach at Florida International ? I understand his feelings are still hurt that he was left out from the original Dream Team at the 92 Olympics. Well, here is a good chance to be on another dream team although he needs to keep his hands to himself, stay away from the female employees of St. John’s athletic department because he knows darn well this is not NY Knicks anymore. Lavin wouldn’t tolerate another sexual harrassment suit against his dream team member.

Okay, my fellow bruins. I did the best I can. Those are my predictions about Steve Lavin’s dream team members.

by Htse005 on Mar 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

rofl

Lavin with Isiah, so epic.

by Bruin'96 on Mar 29, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be

Steve Lavin’s first head coaching job. He was never a head coach anywhere.

Formerly UCLA Class of 86

by Class of 86 on Mar 28, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Leverage

Knowing Lav he’s probably using this to get more money from ESPN.

by hongerelli on Mar 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

This is the only reason St. John's SHOULD hire Lavin

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/Picture%208(64).png

The best “RECRUIT,” Lavin ever got!!! Mary Lavs would be St. John’s version of ASHLEY JUDD!

(Nestor – Best commentary you’ve ever done on this website. EVER)

Please St. John’s please… HIRE STEVE LAVIN!!!

by TE193 on Mar 29, 2010 1:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Tattoo?

What is the tattoo on here left breast? Did Lav find her in a strip club or a porn studio?

by KaponoMagic on Mar 29, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, be nice

that’s their wedding picture. You know, the one where they uninvited 500 people.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Mar 29, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta love a tittoo

(yes, I spelled that right)

greg in denver - UCLA guy for life

by gbruin on Mar 29, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank GOD My Alma Mater Went With McCaffery

I know that the Greased Rat had his name mentioned with my alma mater’s opening (Iowa) but fortunately A.D. Gary Barta went with the Siena Coach instead. Of course I’m a Bruin but I’m heaving a giant sigh of relief for my alma mater.

Los Angeles Rams and the UCLA Bruins!!!!!

by Minnesota Bruinfan on Mar 29, 2010 4:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Also on St. John's Short list .......

Dave Bliss, Bob Wade, round two with MIke Jarvis and based solely on that letter of reccomendation from Athens, Jim Harrick.

The funny thing is ….whomever gets the job, they will be inheriting a pretty decent team that has 7-8 juniors coming back. Kind of a shame that Roberts wasn’t given the chance to take this project across the finish line.

Must Listen Radio: This afternoon, at 1:05 EST, pull down the stream from WFAN in NYC. The afternoon show, headed by St John alum Mike Francesa, will probably lead off with St Johns. Now Francesca doesn’t know that much about CBB, and it’s possible that he isn’t too familiar with Lavin’s resume, but this one has the potential of sending Francesca to the emergency room.

by dkbilson on Mar 29, 2010 7:17 AM PDT reply actions  

look for a family connection . . .

. . . as in, Maybe Monasch’s mom’s maiden name is Dalis?

It’s a theory. Anything to get the greased one out of the color commentating biz.

The Mad Bruin

by lostnacfgop on Mar 29, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

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