A nationally-recognized research team from UCLA has published convincing evidence that the theory of evolution does not withstand scrutiny. They have uncovered multiple decisive examples demonstrating that 21st Century humanoids are measurably deficient when compared to their forebears. Point 1: McKay to Kiffin Point 2: Carneseca to Lavin Point 3: Haskins to Floyd Point 4: Audrey Hepburn, Raquel Welch, Christie Brinkley, Halle Berry, etc. to Lane Kiffin
Team members, known as Bruins Nation, are rumored to be in line for a MacArthur Foundation genius award.