Is there a full moon out tonight? It must have been an evening for slimy coaches to come out from the shadows and moldy caves. Crawling out from behind door Number 1 we have Calamari up to his usual tricks, somehow "convincing" an athlete to switch to his school. Perhaps he told Jones that he won't have to take the SAT? Behind door Number 2 we have a trolling trogan Lamey Kitten luring the self-proclaimed 'Greatest of All Time' 'black mamba' (Thomas) into the depths of that pit about a mile south of Downtown LA. So which story is slimier? I'll let you decide. But one thing's for certain: keep the kids inside. These 'coaches' could give them ethical nightmares (and if the kid's an old enough tweener Kitten might even try to snatch him up).