Lil Romeo leaving U$C

What will we laugh about now?

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Resume at SC

Lil Romeo achieved quite a bit in his short time on the bench at SC:

-Personally funded the brown paper bag filled with money out of his own allowance.

-Formally changed his nickname from “Lil Romeo” to “And One” (as in DeMar DeRozan and one).

-Proposed a plan to “lower” the costco center and add 22 inch spinners on each corner. Ultimately rejected by President Sample.

-Led successful campaign to rename the lines painted on the streets from the nine o back to frat row “The Percy Miller Trail” (the lines are there because SC students are too dumb and drunk to find their own way home).

-Penned a new song about his experience at ole SC. Here is a sample verse:

     Came to school
     on a package deal
     with my man who is for real

     Now he’s gone
     and I’m riding the pine,
     doing time
     in the heart of the Trogan hood

-Family funded the “Garrett-Carroll Head in the Sand Scholarship”, awarded annually to the freshman who cheats on his or her entrance exam in such a way as to allow the coaches and headmaster at his or her high school to deny any knowledge of the malfeasance.

-Family also funded a tenured position for the study of theories of plausible deniability in modern regulatory environments.

He has much to be proud of.

by Karl II on May 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Well Done! Bravo!

The best thing you can do for your children is to love their mother. John Wooden

by MexiBruin on May 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Almost forgot

And One also led a campaign to name the restroom in the locker room at Costco Center. It is now known as the “Master P”.

by Karl II on May 22, 2010 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions

Karl II

When you put in this kind of effort, it’s worth a stand alone fanpost!

by Nestor on May 22, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions

Now Karl, be fair.

We know that he was a fine, fine player. After all, here’s what Timmeh had to say about him:

“He is a very unselfish point guard who plays exceptionally hard,” Floyd said. “You can’t have enough guys on your team who you think are reliable and dependable and have a tremendous upside. He is going to be playing on one of the better high schools in the area and it is always been important to us to have point guards coming in that know how to win.”

I don’t think anything more needs to be said, other than to wonder whether Timmeh has ever told the truth.

by Fox 71 on May 22, 2010 4:09 AM PDT reply actions