He squarely addressed the issue of sanctions. He looked the “trOJie family” right in the collective eye, and said that by golly, he was going to get rid of the culture of elitism, and the culture of arrogance. The ncaa rules would not just be something to be acquainted with, they were to be embraced and form the backbone of all dealings with any athlete. He told runners and cappers (no, wait, Capper is Ethical Pat’s middle name) he just told runners and agents that they weren’t welcome on campus. He said that the first time any coach stepped out of line even a little would be the last time. Then to the surprise of all, he said that all athletes, including football players, would be held to the same standards as everyone else, such as they are.

Actually, no. I just noticed that I got the letter from the new president in the bizarro universe, where everything is backward.

What the new president did is promise business as usual, with a new case of characters who’s every waking moment will be devoted to covering everything up. That’s a lot of new mouths to feed, so you can bet the donations will have to go up to continue paying the athletes and all the new spin meisters and cover-up artists.

I have just one question – does that new guy actually expect anyone with an IQ over 50 to believe that load of crap? Trogans of course will buy it hook line and sinker, but anyone with a measurable IQ will see it for the hogwash that it is. Which means the fellating by SChilly smith and the fishwrap will start in earnest.