Uh this is just freaking hilarious:
Terry Donahue's Travel Squad: USC vs. Oregon 11/19
Join Terry Donahue's Travel Squad for its next game on November 19th: The high-powered, #4-ranked Oregon Ducks host Pac-12 rivals USC!
JetSuite is proud to partner with former UCLA and College Football Hall of Fame Coach Terry Donahue to offer truly unique game experiences for the die-hard college football fan. Terry Donahue's Travel Squad packages include round trip air transportation to the game location for three on JetSuite, ground transportation, hotel accommodations, game tickets, access to the field during pre-game activities, and opportunities to experience the local dining scene (cost of meals not included)...with one of the most successful college football coaches in history as your host throughout the entire experience!
How much does this "package" cost?
Cost of the package for three is $15,000 + tax ($5,000 per person + tax), based on flights to/from John Wayne Orange County Airport. Pricing and availability from other cities may be available.
What fool is going to pay up to watch college football with Typhoid Terry?!
The kind of fool who will get excited at Terry screaming "RUN" on 2nd and 8? The kind of fool when Terry will get excited over punting from the opponent 40 yard line?
Insert your own punch lines in the comment thread.