Bumped. This hasn't been shared on the frontpage yet. Today is a good day for it. - BN Eds.

Seeing the astoundingly brilliant "MORE INTENSITY. MORA FOOTBALL" from the MAD MEN (and women) at Morgan Center Marketing made me wonder what gems they had on the drawing board had Dan gone with any of the other possible hires out there. (By the way, think they got the idea from #NOMORADAN?)

Imagine if we had hired Mike Leach:

LEACH ONTO MORE INTENSITY.

"LEACH--ON TWO!"

Or Rich Rodriguez?

RICHROD!

POOR OTHER TEAMS!

More after the jump...

Mike Belotti?

BEL-OTTI-BALL!

"THIS "OTTI" BE GREAT!"

Kevin Sumlin?

KEVIN-AND-TEN!

"THERE'S 'SUMLIN' SPECIAL GOIN' ON!"

Norm Chow?

NORM MORE MEDIOCRITY:

"CHOW FUN WILL THIS BE?!"

Or, if only....

MORE SCORING.

LES MILES.

Any other ideas?