Pregame Guesses: Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl / Illinois Fighting Illini Edition
Better men (and women) than me have made the case that college football needs a playoff system while also railing at the current system of bowl games. I'm not gonna even try.
But, playoffs aside, I do want to note that the bowl game thing has run its course.
As I finish up this post, I'm looking at Rutgers "battle" Iowa State in something called the New Era Pinstripe Bowl "live from Yankee Stadium." As far as I can tell, there's almost no one at the game. And there is no reason why anyone other than a diehard Iowa State or Rutgers fan with nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon would be at the game.
It's been like this the past few weeks. Random teams facing off against other random teams in random stadiums in random cities playing in games with random sponsors. As far as I can tell, there hasn't been one memorable moment in any bowl game so far.
And yet we're told that this "system" of bowl games is the best we can do to end the season of one of the best spectator sports in North America, possibly the most universally enjoyed sports we have in this country.
Whatever.
Of course, I'm writing this in advance of the good games coming up over the next week or so. Stanford and Oklahoma State looks pretty good, the Rose Bowl looks pretty good and the LSU-Alabama game looks good on paper, except for the fact that the last time they played on actual grass the game ended 9-6.
In overtime.
There are still some meaningless games left on the bowl slate and, come to think of it, as a UCLA fan I probably have no right to mention the meaninglessness of Rutgers taking on Iowa State in a baseball park ill-suited for football.
That's because we'll be taking on Illinois in another baseball stadium particularly ill-suited for football: ATT Park in San Francisco, home of the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl.
It's not easy to come up with a justification for two teams who played so poorly this season they both fired their head coaches to be rewarded with a post-season game. I was thinking it would make more sense for the teams who "qualify" for bowl game to make their own match-ups. I mean, it would have been more interesting for UCLA to play a rematch with Cal in San Francisco. But, what do I know? Maybe all Kraft cared about were getting teams from large TV markets, attendance and interest be damned.
What do I know? I know this: UCLA is playing it's third bowl game during the Chianti Dan era with an interim coach. Mike Johnson joins Ed Kezirian (2002 Las Vegas Bowl) and DeWayne Johnson (2007 Las Vegas Bowl) as fill in coaches.
What do I know? I know this: This bowl game is considered a "reward" for the seniors -- the same seniors who led the team over the wall last week.
What do I know? I know this: I'm going to be one of the suckers who spends 3.5 hours on a Saturday afternoon watching a lame-duck, interim coach lead a team with a losing record against an equally uninteresting and uninspired team (led by their own interim coach).
What I don't know is ... Why? But I'll take a guess of my own:
I think I'm going to chill some beer and grill some brats and settle in and root for a team that barely registers for me on the excitement scale because of community and continuity. Watching and rooting for UCLA football is what we do in our house. We do it when the team is good, we do it when they're not. We look ... we strain to see ... the good and hope that the mistakes are aberrations, even when the mistakes go on game after game, season after season. If we win, we'll find a reason to believe that what we rationally know is irrelevant holds some deeper meaning or relevance. If we lose, we'll shrug and note that next year will be different, with new coaches, new players, a new system and new attitude.
Mora Grit, anyone?
As for community -- even when the team is bad and even when the weakness of the team causes rifts in Bruins Nation, we (my family) and I are part of the community and even though we'll be watching at home we'll watch to be part of the shared event that is a football bowl game. Yes, I'll be watching in my home and Nestor will be thousands of miles away in his, but we'll share the experience. If we win, we'll celebrate, if we lose, we'll curse -- but we -- all of us -- will do it together.
That's what, I think, too many folks at UCLA don't quite get. I'm not sure if it's because at UCLA basketball ruled for so long, that football held less meaning for the powers that be. Some of you might be too young to remember this (not all, maybe some) but there was a time when the retort to "USC owns you in football" was "Yeah, but we own them in basketball." UCLA fans used to be content to say that "at least our football team is better than your basketball team." Whatever the reason, the idea that a football game is also a great community event seems lost on an administration that has let a program with so much potential languish.
Let me just ask you this: Does any campus event bring together all walks of the UCLA community together more than a football game? I'm not saying that football is more important than a faculty member winning a Nobel Prize or a doctor in the hospital performing a groundbreaking transplant or a history professor writing an important book or a group of students in the computing department breaking ground on some key line of code. What I am saying is that a great football game is the one place where that Nobel Prize winner, that faculty author, that surgeon and those students can get together and share a communal experience and enjoy being Bruins together.
A great football team playing in a great football game is golden threads that binds together the blue fabric of Bruindom. It's one of the few things we all have in common. That's why it's important and that's why it's worth doing well.
Tomorrow is the last football game of the year. When it's over, I'm going to miss it.
That's why I'm going to watch -- and you are, too.
With that, here are you Pregame Guesses Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl / Illinois Fighting Illini edition:
- Name a senior Bruin who will score a touchdown tomorrow.
- Name a senior who takes the ball away (fumble recovery or INT) against Illinois tomorrow.
- Since he is our best player and we haven't asked a question about him all year: How many punts will Jeff Locke drop inside the twenty tomorrow?
Have a great offseason everyone and have a Happy and safe New Year.
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Well written, A
The football game is indeed the place where Bruins from all parts of the campus get together. Block the Schlock should know this and encourage this and tout this, but he doesn’t. His director of athletics should make sure he knows, but our director of athletics is such an incredible zero that I’m not even sure if he and Block the Schlock know who the other is.
I have seen the term “The Man in the Empty Suit” used for a lot of people, but I think it really needs to be applied to Chianti Dan and retired.
Coleman, ?, 3
? because I don’t even know who’s left on d! Maybe McDonald.
Wonderful post…I’ll be at the Tavern on Main watching the football on one tv and basketball (if I can stomach it after last night) on another with other Bruins.
Go Bruins!
DC, 0, 5
Yeah wouldnt the Rock be a great football coach? At least I can understand why we would
hire him: movie star, former college football player, probably great recruiter and motivator, and not from the Donahue tree as far as I know.
What do I know? I know this: UCLA is playing it’s third bowl game during the Chianti Dan era with an interim coach. Mike Johnson joins Ed Kezirian (2002 Las Vegas Bowl) and DeWayne Johnson (2007 Las Vegas Bowl) as fill in coaches.
Coleman, NONE, 4.
"It's not who you are underneath. It's what you DO that defines you."
None, none and none.
Which is what I feel about the Interim Coaches Bowl game.
Chianti Dan should never have requested a waiver and we should never have gone to a Bowl game with a losing record.
Last night’s No Defense Bowl was a lot of fun to watch. Although it probably means the end of the careers for the Baylor and Washington DCs.
And as for the Pinstripe Bowl, it’s good to watch a team with ketchup and mustard unies (although they also have proper UCLA stripes — unlike our unies) getting beat; presently 27-13 Rutgers.
Coleman, probably nobody, 0
Wishful thinking, I know. It’s been tough to be a Bruin for a while now, but SOMEBODY’S got to do it! And watching even the sorriest excuse for a bowl game, ‘cause we’re in it is still better than working on the honey-do list! [She doesn’t even call me honey! :-( ]
achilles..
epic post.
i was one who had to live through the “at least we’ll kick your($c’s) @$$ in basketball” years.
and you are right, i will begrudgingly watch the game and probably text my old roommate about it throughout the game. i am beginning to understand what it feels like to be an abused spouse. morgan center and the AD say they’ll change but they never do.
which is why i gotta quietly walk away from those vespa riding clowns.
coleman, 0, 4 punts (because punting is friggin winning)
rick
PS fire guerrerror before he fails again
One thing that really bothers me....
is when someone says that USC owns us in football. In fact, during the second half of the 20th century (1950 through 1999) our record against pUSC was 25-22-3. During this time, we had better players and coaches and we ran a mostly clean program. The main exception was the handicapped parking scandal. Compare that with the SCandals at pUSC.
We had great coaches like Sanders, Prothro, Rodgers, Vermeil, and Donahue. Yes, I include Donahue because I would take our teams of the 80’s and 90’s over the past ten years anytime.
There are a lot of reasons for our failure over the past ten years, but most importantly pUSC hired a comsumate liar and cheater who was cleaver enough to open the sideline and lockerroom to agents and boosters that made it clear to any recruit that USC is where the money is (eg, Reggie Bush and Joe McKnight were only two of many).
Now Chicago, let's be careful with the accusations.
The president and athletic director of just$c*, both current and former, have specifically denied all of those allegations. According to Ethical Pat, for example, the trogans have never had anyone named Reggie Bu$h on their team, and in fact they have never heard of him. Ethical Pat has also gone on record to point out that there are no bu$hes, plants, flowers or grass anywhere on the just$c* campus. (Well, I guess there’s some grass.)
Coleman (I hope), none, 2
I know its wrong, but i think I’m gonna go to the game… Kill me.
by DoubleTroubleBruin on Dec 30, 2011 9:27 PM PST reply actions
Coleman & Rosario, Chandler, 4
“We look … we strain to see … the good and hope that the mistakes are aberrations, even when the mistakes go on game after game, season after season.” Lol, one of the best written pieces I’ve read this year. Happy New Years everybody! May 2012 be better than 2011.
by Bruin_jim on Dec 31, 2011 2:18 AM PST via Android app reply actions
Where's our comfort now that the basketball
Program doesn’t amount to anything?
by waters96 on Dec 31, 2011 8:12 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions
Coleman, Edison, 2 both inside the 10, one inside the 5!
hope we see the offensive and defensive open things up! Bruins win going away….

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