I don't particularly like or dislike either team, so I reverted to science to determine who to root for.
Pittsburgh has a guy named Steve McLendon who went to Troy, and it has Troy Polamalu (who I am very tired of hearing about, but who I truly believe walks on water.)
Green Bay has Spencer Havner and Brandon Chillar, and only one trogan, Matthews.
Therefore, the numbers compel that I root for Green Bay.
I am happy to share this with my brothers and sisters. I need no congratulations. Just knowing that I have served humanity is more than enough compensation.