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Pete Carroll's Losers, Keary Colbert & Rey Maualuga, Come Unhinged After NCAA Denies Trojan Appeal

Well, that didn't take very long.  After the NCAA slapped down the cheating scumbags from across town and put them in their place, two of Cheatey Petey's losers former players have lashed out at Bruins Nation for reporting that the Second Choice chumps got bent over and spanked by the NCAA.

First, NFL reject Keary Colbert fired off a lame tweet about "beating the dog sh*t" out of UCLA again.  Never mind that flawed logic in taking pride in "beating" a team when it's been proven that you were cheating at the time.  I'm willing to bet that the Bruins would have had a fighting chance if they had a team of semi-pro players getting illegal benefits in a corrupt, morally bankrupt football program at an institution, as the NCAA put it, that displayed a "lack of institutional control, [provided] impermissible inducements, [provided] extra benefits and exceed[ed] coaching staff limits." Here is a screenshot of the tweet in case the chump tries to delete it:

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If you're like me, you're probably wondering what a pro athlete is doing firing off tweets at some guys from a rival school running an internet blog/community.  One would think he'd have more important things to do, like train, prepare for the upcoming season, etc.  But, oh yeah, he's a NFL reject.  Which isn't too much of a surprise, given his inability to do the one thing he's paid to do: catch a football.

Three of Stafford's seven incompletions can be pinned directly on Colbert, who might find a pink slip in his locker soon. On Stafford's first snap after replacing starter Daunte Culpepper, he faked a handoff inside, rolled right and threw a perfect strike 20 yards downfield to Colbert, who let the ball go through his hands -- something that was a recurring theme on Saturday.

Follow me after the jump for more break down of this laughably pathetic Trogan tomfoolery.

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It shouldn't be a surprise that Stone Hands Keary ended up on his way out of Detroit, eventually being traded from Denver to Seattle for the paltry sum of a single fifth-round draft pick.  Of course, since he is a chump, he got cut from Seattle for being a total bust.

Actually, calling him a total bust is being generous.  The guys at the fine Seattle Seahawks' blog, Field Gulls, were much more blunt, calling Colbert a "waste of resources."  Ouch.

So where is this Trogan loser at nowadays?  Well, he's toiling away for none other than Hello Kiffin, desperately trying to catch on with any NFL team stupid enough to spend money on a wide receiver with a total inability to you know, catch the freakin' football.

I'm not sure what is more pathetic: this chump's failure to do the one thing he's paid to do or the fact he can only come up with a lame swipe at Ryan's post on the NCAA spanking the cheating scumbags from Second Choice.  But, his pathetic attempt to chirp at us shouldn't be a surprise: after all, Stone Hands Keary is the kind of joke "student-athlete" who needed assistance from Senora Ross' "show up and get an automatic passing grade" policy.  So yeah, he's not exactly someone I'd say is packing a whole lot between his ears.

Even more amusing is that after Stone Hands Keary fired off his lame tweet, none other than BN's favorite Trogan thug scumbag, Rey Maualuga Thugaluga re-tweeted Keary's lame tweet.

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Ol' Thugaluga has quite the history of malfeasance: from showing his classless misogynism by grinding behind Erin Andrews, to punching someone (twice) without provocation (apparently, seriously injuring the other guy), to whipping Little Rey Rey out in public, to getting drunk and plowing his ride into parked cars and a parking meter, to acting like an aggressive thug at a frat party despite his "anger management" courses from his prior unprovoked attack. Of course, under the Humanitarian's direction, Thugaluga never got any real punishment.

In other words, the thoughts of a barely literate moron from U$C with a penchant for unprovoked violence and endangering our communities with his dangerous drunk driving, don't exactly get a lot of weight.

Just another example of the kind of classless thug SCumbags that ol' Cheatey Petey hired recruiting to play at the University of Second Choice.

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I would comment how pathetic and lame and hilarious these two are

but since they are so tuned in to Ryan’s posts and tweets, I’m worried I’ll really upset them by posting here, never mind what B’s post here is going to do to their tiny minds.

As, screw it. Awesome work, B. Thanks to this dumbnamic duo for a really good laugh. Baahahahahaha!!

greg in denver, UCLA guy for life - BruinsNation.com

by gbruin on May 27, 2011 6:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Reason #1354682911354546

that MJD is my favorite player in the pros.

by BruinMW on May 27, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seconded.

"Every day was a good day at UCLA." -Coach John Wooden

by OswegoBruin on May 27, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reason #1

Dan Patrick: Do you think Pete Carroll knew what was going on with Reggie Bush while he was at suc?

MJD: Is the sky blue?

by Chris09 on May 27, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HAHA

what was the reaction like from Dan Patrick?

by King J77 on May 27, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

His response was funny, actually

MJD: Is the sky blue?

Dan Patrick: Well, not in Seattle!

by Chris09 on May 27, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I love MJD. Loyal to his roots and always willing to speak the truth. A true Bruin through and through.

"The true athlete should have character, not be a character."- John Wooden
"Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation."- Michael Jordan
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by firstto100 on May 27, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

completely agree

just wish he wasn’t such a Lakers hater and Spurs fan. :D

by King J77 on May 27, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

The one thing I can find to disagree with MJD on.

"The true athlete should have character, not be a character."- John Wooden
"Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation."- Michael Jordan
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by firstto100 on May 27, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me love him even more ;)

"Every day was a good day at UCLA." -Coach John Wooden

by OswegoBruin on May 27, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Rey Rey's defense

I’m VERY impressed he knows how to use the hash tag!!!

I think that qualifies him for a MA in Communications from $UC ;-)

by impaulv on May 27, 2011 8:21 AM PDT reply actions  

WOW. Proof Troylets are dumb.

Rising to bait that was not offered as bait is a special kind of dumb. What was Teary thinking we were going to post? How vindictive and wrong the NCAA was?

FYI Teary Colbert: vindictive means: Having or showing a strong or unreasoning desire for revenge.

Unreasoning means: Not governed or moderated by reason

Reason means: a basis or cause, for some belief, action, fact, event, etc

The best thing you can do for your children is to love their mother. John Wooden

by MexiBruin on May 27, 2011 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

If I thought

the guy could read I’d say it was probably because he read Larry Scott’s press release. He must actually think the entire Pac-12 is feeling sorry for the cheaters.

by King J77 on May 27, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAW HAW!

Man this is really developing into something good. The pure lulz factor is off the chart. This really made me chuckle.

Just think, if we beat them this year it would be the coup de grace of the era. That’s got to give our team motivation.

EGO TROIORUM MALLEUS SUM

by Bruins102NCAA on May 27, 2011 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Who cares

It is too bad the NCAA didn’t really investigate as to why those so called student-athletes at $cum who are arrestede are never prosecuted. I wonder why and who is benefitting.

by john4justice on May 27, 2011 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Ya know, I thought that, too

Back when the NCAA released its findings why didn’t they get into that?
$UC seems to manipulate local law enforcement to cover up their
players’ crimes. But then again, that isn’t exactly a NCAA matter –
it is a law enforcement matter.

by KnudsenRockne on May 27, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

I’m more amused that former Trogan athletes are following us on twitter than by what they actually have to say

by bruinbunz on May 27, 2011 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Trogans have to stick together...

even in following a Bruin blog.

Cheat On!

"The true athlete should have character, not be a character."- John Wooden
"Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation."- Michael Jordan
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by firstto100 on May 27, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey let's be classy - and accommodate our Trogan followers!

So from now on, let’s try to avoid polysyllabic words.

And you Trogans, when you see a polysyllabic (big)
word here, look it up – that’s how we build our
vocabulary!

by KnudsenRockne on May 27, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious!

I actually was foohardy enough to draft that former Trojan scumbag (Colbert0 on my fantasy team a few years back. God, WHAT a mistake THAT was.

Los Angeles Rams and the UCLA Bruins!!!!!

by Minnesota Bruinfan on May 27, 2011 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

LMAO!

Who needs comedians when you’ve got all these washed up Trogans show their low IQ every day.

by UCLA89 on May 27, 2011 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Just noticed the picture - haha!!

Nice job of Colbert knocking down that pass and preventing the completion.

Oh wait…he was the receiver. Clang!

greg in denver, UCLA guy for life - BruinsNation.com

by gbruin on May 27, 2011 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

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