Pete Carroll Era Losers Thugaluga and Stone Hands Colbert Continue to Sound Stupid on Twitter
Hmm, it looks like a couple of Second Choice chumps are sensitive little boys who don't like it when they're called out for being idiots by an internet blog for their rival school. On a side note, does anyone else find it interesting that Stone Hands Colbert apparently is a shadow lurker/follower of BN? Obsessed a little much there Keary?
So first, Pete Carroll era Trogan chump and NFL failure Keary "Stone Hands" Colbert got all hurt that Ryan reported that the NCAA was denying U$C's lame appeal and was going to keep on spanking the boys from Troy. That was shortly followed by resident Trogan anger-prone moron Rey Thugaluga Maualuga getting in on Stone Hands Colbert's action. So, me being me, I called them out two days ago for being lame Trogan morons, apparently unable to grasp the simple concept that you don't get to take pride in winning when you win by, you know, cheating.
Apparently, while school children understand the concept, it's not a required portion at any of Senora Ross' courses at Second Choice.
Yesterday, Stone Hands Colbert and Thugaluga (or, as I like to call them, the Trogan morons whose stupidity is a gift that keeps on giving) tried to fire back with laughably pathetic and hilarious swipes at BN:
Wow, look at that U$C education at work! Thugaluga goes old school and brings out the patented second grade level "you suck." Bravo, Mr. Thugaluga, you have raised the bar in the discourse of smack-talking. </sarcasm>
More on Stone Hands' moronic statement after the jump.
Moving on, Stone Hands Colbert fired back with something that at least resembled a complete sentence. I guess that must mean he was in the honors program at U$C:
Irony: Stone Hands Colbert calling me a clown when he's the moron who got little hurt over Ryan's post that simply reported news. But Keary, we do appreciate that you're apparently one of the many Trogan lurkers/stalkers/secret admirers of our lovely community. I assume you're one of 9.9 million visits we've had during our run, and certainly one of the 1,094 unique visitors we've had just today (as of 8:30 a.m. PST). You see, Keary, we really don't need the exposure: we're doing okay, but we appreciate the offer.
You know who does need exposure? You do Keary.
You're a washed up former jock without a job. You're a 29 year old wide receiver who has made no discernible impact in the NFL, and unlike your peers, who are in the prime of their careers and making millions, you're just a glorified water boy/hanger-on at Lamey's sanctioned program of cheaters. And, no team is banging down the door to sign up a guy who can't hold on to the rock and doesn't have any kind of speed, especially not when there are legions of guys coming out of college every year with better hands, better speed, and a better attitude.
Truth hurts, doesn't it?
Although, fellow Bruins, perhaps we should be worried. We all know what happened when another U$C loser decided to "go in" on some "clowns" on Bundy Drive in Brentwood. Although, with Keary's flame-out in the NFL, I doubt he can afford the white Ford Bronco, Bruno Magli shoes, and expensive German-made knife.
You know Stone Hands, you should take lesson in how to talk smack from someone who does it right: our own Maurice Jones-Drew:
Did I mention that MJD is my favorite Bruin of all time?
I wonder what kind of stupidity we'll see from these Trogan flunkies next. OI' Petey sure taught his boys well. Whine on!
GO BRUINS
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“More exposure”??? I’m 99% positive that more people have heard of BruinsNation than this Colbert dude. After all, when was the last time Colbert was mentioned by an MSM outlet? :-)
I had the same thought. Never heard of him!
…and I won’t bother to look him up either.
Actually you're completely wrong
Colbert reaches a much larger audience than bruinsnation.com. He’s a really well known comedian and television host for The Colbert Report, which sometimes has over 1 million viewers. In addition, he’s authored a best-selling book I Am American (And So C …
oh wait nevermind.
This is really comical.
I hope they keep engaging.
by AllHailMightyBruins on May 28, 2011 10:39 AM PDT reply actions
These guys would both be flipping burgers without football, so I hope they keep talking smack to the people who essentially pay their salaries (well, at least Rey Rey’s)…because the boosters aren’t going to do it anymore.
Considering that almost 80% of NFL players go bankrupt within 2 years of hanging up their pads
There’s a good chance both of these morons will be back to flipping burgers soon enough.
Flipping burgers
Is that their assigned duty while in prison? I don’t know if Colbert is a solid citizen or not, so this might not apply to him, but we do know that Thugaluga should be behind bars with that temper of his.
Come on, Bruins, we should admit it when we've been skewered by someone from the dark side.
You have to acknowledge when a shining example of a trogan education gets in a good one. “You suck” is such a witty comeback. It captures all the nuances, the pride, the anguish, the pathos which are parts of the complex relationship between Bruin and trogan. I think it’s very likely that Thugaloga used some of the high tech research facilities to find little-known writings of Shaw or Wilde or Nash or Parker (Dorothy, not Robert B) to come up with such a perfect retort.
At this point, I"m sad to say, pretty much the only thing left to do is to shut down the blog. Having someone say “You suck” is not something that can be lived down.
Oh, wait. I’ve got a solution. How about posting, “I know you are but what am I?” on Thugaloga’s website? Or if that’s not strong enough, maybe “I’m rubber and you’re glue, it bounces off me and sticks to you.” Those aren’t anywhere near as, well, perfect as “You suck,” but they’r close.
Best part is thinking
that they likely will not even get through your third sentence without going… “huh? What’s a pathos?”
"Every day was a good day at UCLA." -Coach John Wooden
"skewered" is a pretty big word too...
Fox, I’m disappointed (sorry, my bad for using another hard word. disappointed means not happy, Thugaluga). You know better than to make a trogan’s head hurt with these big words.
"The true athlete should have character, not be a character."- John Wooden
"Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation."- Michael Jordan
twitter:@firstto100
i agree the blog must be shut down
But Fox, in order to completely capitulate to this raging intellectual fervor, we must likewise surrender to the terrorists.
by peggysue69 on May 28, 2011 2:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This is hilarious
but in all seriousness, Colbert’s thought process in the pic’s caption is way too long and sophisticated to be real.
"The true athlete should have character, not be a character."- John Wooden
"Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation."- Michael Jordan
twitter:@firstto100
Redundancy
Trogan moron is redundant but aptly describes these two wonderful idles -wrong word intentionally used-who wouldn’t want their kids to be just like them-losers
we suck?
Unfortunately, Maualuga blows. A .157, according to sobriety tests.
by insomniacslounge on May 28, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Zing.
"Every day was a good day at UCLA." -Coach John Wooden
by OswegoBruin on May 28, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Risking a flame here
Maybe we shouldn’t be stirring up Colbert and Maualuga – obviously these guys are neither smart nor emotionally balanced … but worse: they’re full of hate & anger. At first it was funny responding to the semi-literate smack talk – it was just ridiculing yet another couple of Trogan cry-babies.
But it really looks to me that all these guys have is their hatred of UCLA – and that is sad. They cannot revel in their glory days at USC because the world knows they cheated and there is no glory in cheating. They haven’t had any success in the NFL. They really do not have anything and probably will wind up flipping burgers or being bargain basement thugs. B is right about them – and their lot in life sucks. They got a taste of what could be and now are forever denied. I can see why they are full of anger, hatred and bitterness.
We can enjoy justice coming to U$C and tease their whiny fans who cry “Unfair!” but c’mon, let’s be classy and not pick on the “kids from the short bus.”





















