I have figured out why the Dodgers are falling apart. Having your team totally suck is what you have to expect when Major Frank Burns takes over as owner. I trust one of the smart people will post pictures of the two Franks next to each other. Both look remarkably like ferrets.
Alas, now I must fill another 25 words. I would have done a fan shot but I couldn't figure it out. This surely must be enough fill.