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UCLA's "Sports Code" Moment(s): Carnesale, Bleymaier, Guerrero, Dorrell & Riley

Sports Illustrated's Joe Posnanski recently wrote a column called "The Sports Code." It was a take off on a Jake Gyllenhaal movie called "Source Code" in which Gyllenhaal has to travel back in time eight minutes before a bomb is going to go off, find the bomb and dismantle it. I didn't see the movie myself, but I'm guessing Jake finds the bomb and saves the day.

Posnanski took that premise and asked the following: "What would be my Top 10 Sports Code moments? That is to say: What would I go and change in the world of sports?"

He then added two conditions. One was you can't change a result and as an example he said the kid from Butler (Joe - his name is Gordon Heyward) makes the shot and beats Duke. He also said you can't go back and create a new ending. I didn't get that one actually, you can read it and figure it out yourself, for our purposes, I don't think it matters. 

Posnanski's column got me thinking. What would I change if I could go back in time and stop something from happening or make something else happen? Using Posnanski's conditions, I couldn't stop Melsby from fumbling the ball/have the ref blow the play dead and not let it be a fumble at all. But, I could have Bob Toledo call a time out and remind his offense to hold on to the ball - maybe that would have kept Melsby's hands on the pigskin a millisecond longer. Still, that would create a new ending and the challenge is to change something that leaves the results unanswered so they could unfold on their own.

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The first thing I came up with was that I’d have Albert Carnesale hire Gene Bleymaier over Dan Guerrero. You’ll recall those were the two candidates about a decade ago vying to replace Pete Dalis as UCLA athletic directors. One was a former UCLA football player serving as AD at Boise State, a "mid-major" football program on the rise and the other was the UC Irvine AD, a former UCLA baseball player who had some successes but had never "AD’d" a football program before. (It actually boggles the mind that we spent a fortune on a search firm and came up with those two candidates. Seriously, you could have done a free poll on a message board site and ended up with those two guys – sometimes I’m stunned at the shit we waste money on.) Anyway, Carnesale went with Guerrero and while I’m willing to give credit where credit is due and acknowledge solid moves like the hiring of Jon Savage and Ben Howland and note we’ve won some national titles during the Guerrero years, I still yearn for football success.

It’s in football that Guerrero has proved himself utterly inept. Our program has gone from being just a couple of seasons off of a 20 game win streak to … well … well … we’ve become mostly irrelevant. Let’s put it this way, no one circles "UCLA" on their schedule and then loses sleep over the game; or, put another way, Stanford blew our doors out last year.

Meanwhile, Boise State under Bleymaier and a succession of coaches including the incumbent Chris Peterson has challenged for the national title almost every year of our slide – battling mostly the stigma of playing in a weak conference and suffering the occasional shocking upset, like last year’s loss to Nevada. Still, I’m pretty sure BSU fans are enjoying the ride, even without the BCS hardware.

The Bleymaier-Guerrero debate that’s been playing out in my head represents a larger question that needs to be asked. That is, does having a "football AD" make a difference? Does it matter if your AD is a former football player with knowledge of how a football program looks? My theory was/is that in any business a manager who has a good boss who can mentor and help him make crucial decisions has an advantage. That’s the way it works in business. So, I wondered how much it mattered to Chris Peterson that he could bounce ideas off of his boss, how much it mattered that Bleymaier was a football guy.

A little research (very little) proved inconclusive. A lot of the top football programs did have "football guys" as their AD, but not all, at least not enough for me to point to the results, jump and shout "Eureka." (That’s actually something I haven’t done since my third girlfriend, but that’s another post.) Still, Oregon has a football guy, USC went from Garrett to Haden – there might be something there, particularly for a school like UCLA where the commitment to football is not as complete as it is at Oregon or USC.

Now, between the time Posnanski wrote his column and I worked on this post, Bleymaier lost his job. Boise State football is under NCAA investigation and the Broncos decided to fire him. Bleymaier looks to be taking the fall and for all I know deserves to take the fall. I honestly have no clue what has gone on up there.

But I fear that my Sports Code moment, my desire to get Carnesale to hire Bleymeier instead of Guerrero is now tainted. One of you is going to respond by saying "Sure, Achilles, our football program might have had a better decade, but now we’d be talking to the NCAA." Well, maybe, maybe not. Maybe the conditions at BSU were such that things went a bit astray and UCLA might have had similar success and not bent the rules – which assumes that BSU bent the rules and I don’t even know that for sure.

So, I’ll offer a second Sports Code moment that leaves Dan Guerrero in place. How about this? How about if after Guerrero interviews Karl Dorrell, I have eight minutes to successfully convince him not to let Dorrell interview with the chancellor. Give me eight minutes to convince him that we need a coach with head coaching experience, let me remind him that Mike Riley (his real, first choice) was desired by his own alma mater, Alabama, and they understand winning football. Let me remind him that Riley was willing to pass on ‘Bama to take the UCLA job, all we had to do is offer. Let me remind him that it was fine to throw the former Bruin an interview as a courtesy, but that we can’t take any chances that Carnesale might actually prefer to hire the Broncos wide receiver coach (over a Chargers head coach) and take the decision away and hire the right guy. (If only I was allowed to bring a 2011 media guide with me to show DG the results; alas if he didn’t believe in time travel he might have me locked up before I could make my case.)

So, those are my UCLA Sports Code moments. Give me a time machine and eight minutes and I’d either try to get Chancellor Carnesale to hire Gene Bleymaier over Dan Guerrero or I’d try to get Guerrero not to let Karl Dorrell have an interview with Carnesale, paving the way for a Mike Riley hire.

Now, Bruins Nation, tell me your UCLA Sports Code moments 

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The moment to change

Toledo deciding the team could not wear black arm bands at that Miami game in protest of the repeal of Affirmative Action that had been voted on by the UC Regents. I have heard Toledo say a number of times it was that decision that “lost” the team for him (with rumors of defensive players deliberately missing tackles in that game). Who knows where UCLA football would have been if that team had not fallen apart and begun to reject Toledo as a coach.

Or, CBH has Westbrook defend against Rose.

My 2 though I am not sure they follow the rules.

by Bruin Dad and Grad on Aug 12, 2011 9:19 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

I’m with you on both of those!!! Especially the first one. Still kills me to this day – that year could well have been a National Championship for UCLA Football.

"The entire world that bleeds blue and gold ... they have been dying for this." - Coach Rick Neuheisel

by uclafan11 on Aug 12, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree in general but

We couldn’t tackle anybody that year. For any player to say they deliberately whiffed on a tackle is just comedy.

by RealisticBruinFan on Aug 12, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree on the Miami game

Not sure where I would use the 8 minutes but that was a place the 8 minutes could make a difference. I guess I would use it on the NCAA when they decided to move the game from it’s originally scheduled date to December. It was moved because of a hurricane but if I recall it was a bit of an over reaction. If we played that game earlier then December (tough logistically) we play in the title game.

by DCBruins on Aug 13, 2011 8:59 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

You had to go and mention the Stanford game last year.

The only game that I got to and they got dismantled. Talk about a depressing 2 hour ride home.

by LongtimeBru on Aug 12, 2011 9:35 AM PDT reply actions  

as do I

well, if ever make it through this traffic jam on the 15, that is

formerly bruinhoo

by Patroclus on Aug 12, 2011 6:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dont feel too mopy longtimebru

At least you didn’t have to take a crosscountry flight back home. LOL

by Nestor on Aug 12, 2011 6:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

You don't need Toledo to remind Melsby or anyone else.

He was down. He didn’t fumble. You could remind the refs to blow the whistle when a player is down and not let teh opposing team keep the football.

But it’s a good question. I’ll think of some things here…

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by gbruin on Aug 12, 2011 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Have the NCAA institute the replay before the 98 season.

Replay would have likely overturned the call.

Or, have high pressure over Florida when Hurricane Floyd was approaching (Floyd was what postponed the game til December). Cane woulda missed the state and UCLA prolly wins if it was played in Sept when it was originally scheduled.

by orlandobruin on Aug 12, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would hire Denny Crum in 1975

Not that Gene Bartow was a bad coach, but obviously Denny Crum was a legend. I heard the story was that JD Morgan did not hire Denny because he was unmarried and that was not wholesome. If that’s true then what a palooka.

by RealisticBruinFan on Aug 12, 2011 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Very good post, A.

What would I have done had I had an extra eight minutes. And I have to take my choices numbers 3 and 4, because you nailed numbers 1 and 2. I would add a bit more. I haven’t seen the movie either, but it sounds like the guy could do stuff other than just try to persuade. I would have gone to CTS’s house, broken in, got the cell phone and texted a message to UCLA’s Athletic Director Blaymeyer saying that he wasn’t going to come to the interview (of course, I would have to learn to text), and then let all the air out of CTS’s tires so he couldn’t get there. I would already have done the same thing so that Guerrero wouldn’t have shown up for his interview.

So my choices Nos. 3 and 4. How long would it take to get the hard evidence out of the just$c compliance office? If it’s 16 minutes, then that’s where I use my two 8 minute jobs. And this would have been in the early 70’s, when the NCAA looked a little more inclined to impose the death penalty.

by Fox 71 on Aug 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Imagine if it were AD Larry Scott

instead of Guerrero.

Where do you think UCLA would be now?

by silverlakebruin on Aug 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Good choices

for your two Sports Code moments. I’d gladly contribute my 15 seconds to your allotment of eight minutes with DG. I’d follow your, no doubt animated, session on Gametracker with as much interest as I follow other Bruin sports.

I’m not sure that we need a “football guy” as AD, so much as we need a better balance between win-at-all-costs guy and don’t-rock-the-boat guy. If the former is a ten at one end, I’d say that DG is a zero point two, too close to the other end for my tastes.

I’m not talking about breaking the rules or compromising academic and ethical standards. I’m talking about attitude and effort. DG has, I think, allowed the magic of the UCLA name to attract just enough outstanding gymnasts and softball players that he can get away with being mediocre, with an occasional pretty good, in football.

I think that first-to-100 mindset permeates the Morgan Center, and instills them with a risk-aversion attitude. Instead of looking to be bold or adventurous, they habitually opt for being “safe.” We still get our one or two NCs each year. But, our football team is left to fend for themselves against teams who make no bones about wanting to be the best.

by Bruinut on Aug 12, 2011 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

dream scenario

CRN has success and groom’s coach Mike Johnson as his successor. CRN then becomes the AD and leads the athletic program to great success.

by King J77 on Aug 12, 2011 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a few

1. I’d tell Harrick to either not take those players out for a lobster dinner, or to not lie about the receipt! Anything that would prevent the Lizard of Westwood.

2. I would have made Pete Dalis hire Ben Howland in 1997!

3. I’d tell DeShaun Foster not to buy that SUV!

4. I’d remind Wayne Cook that we had no timeouts left in the Rose Bowl, to spike the ball or throw it out of bounds!

5. I’d tell Toledo to forget recruiting that loser JP Losman and instead go after David Carr or Joey Harrington

6. I’d tell Kevin Prince to keep his mouthguard in at all times…

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Aug 12, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Foster didn’t buy the SUV. It belonged to a Director – Eric Launville

by graydog28 on Aug 12, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a few:

1. I’d tell CBH to put Westbrook on Rose.
2. I’d tell CBH that Durant was interested in the program.
3. I’d tell Bob Toledo to take Willingham’s Stanford team seriously.
4. I’d tell Dusty Baker to leave Russ Ortiz in.

by AllHailMightyBruins on Aug 12, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

+1 on number 1

Westbrook on Rose and LRMAM on CDR.

by LVBruin on Aug 12, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed...

and in the spirit of your Ortiz comment, a couple of things would do for my non-UCLA teams:
Tell Jeremy Giambi to slide, damnit; send current game film and stats of Alex Smith and Aaron Rodgers to the 2005 49ers draft room.

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by Patroclus on Aug 12, 2011 6:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

How about:

Rose has to take his own SAT…

by Idaho87 on Aug 12, 2011 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 1 thing i can think of...

…I’d send an email to every NBA GM in the league one minute after the 2nd Florida loss and tell them that Afflalo would be even better if he stayed for Kevin Love’s freshman year and won Banner 12.

"In this program your passion bucket must be full to play SC." -- CRN, to Dan Patrick, 1/2008

by Meriones on Aug 12, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that it matters any more.......

  I wouldn’t leave 1:16 on the clock with UCLA up on SUC. Marajuanavitch throws a TD and Troy leaves UCLA 0-2 against Figueroa Tech.

  I’d use those 8 minutes to teach clock management in the 1994 Rose Bowl game against Wisconsin. My son was a senior in high school and that game convinced him to go to Madison. Now all I hear is how we lost that game.

by Twothphry on Aug 12, 2011 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

some moments not mentioned yet

1. Tim Rosenbach comes down w a severe case of flu and sits out against no. 1 UCLA (88).
2. Edney takes the shot instead of passing it off in the last second of the regulation against the Fab Five. (93).
3. Month’s was shut down by health inspectors prior to 96.
4. Donahue promoted his WR coach Rick Neuheisel to OC instead of bringing in some retread from College Station (94).
5. Neuheisel accepted UCLA’s offer to become UC instead of opting to stay at CU (96).
6. UCLA made an earnest effort to keep Rocky Long on its staff w a Jeff pay raise instead of letting him go to New Mexico (98).
7. Singler commuted to UCLA (06).
8. AA and LRMAM were convinced to stay one more year
9. JP Losman decided to stick it out at Spaulding and the coaches made an effort to keep him (99).

Many of the others I would have picked was mentioned up thread.

by Nestor on Aug 12, 2011 4:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

oh I forgot ...addendum

10. McCoy’s ribs didn’t get bruised v. Minnesota (1997).

by Nestor on Aug 12, 2011 4:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

no 3

I meant Montys not Months. Ds#n autofill.

by Nestor on Aug 12, 2011 4:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

#7 LOL

What, you want Singler to play basketball at UCLA but live really far away and drive to school? :)

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Aug 12, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

bawahahahaha

Man …. Android …. Autofill … Fail.

by Nestor on Aug 13, 2011 8:58 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

How's this

I’d prevent Red Sanders from ever entering that hotel room with that hooker which led to his heart attack.

With Red Sanders, UCLA continues their domination into the ’60s and wins a couple nattys on the way.

"A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used to do. I'm still doing it." Miles Davis

by milesdavis93 on Aug 12, 2011 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Post and Thread

The only thing I haven’t seen yet is:
Have Coach talk to the football players in 1999 about integrity before they had a Trogan moment and decided to obtain handicapped placards illegally.

by Go Bruinz on Aug 12, 2011 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This Is Easy

1.) 1969 – Tell Danny Graham to watch the ball vs. southern cal
2.) 1975 – JD Morgan – listen to Coach-Hire Denny Crum
3.) 1980 – Tell Kiki not to hot dog it…just lay it in
4.) Never hire Toledo
5.) 1997 – 4th and 1 at Wazzu 1. You have 3 time outs – Call one then either give the ball to Skip Hicks or roll Cade out – run/pass option
6.) Bench DUI Paus
7.) Blitz Brady Quinn at Notre Dame on 1st down
8.) Never recruit J’rue Holiday
9.) Never play Drago
10.) Give Nikki Caldwell anything thing wants

by graydog28 on Aug 12, 2011 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Aug 13, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good list

Since you’ve all got the rest covered, I’ll go back two seasons and try to convince Coach Savage to institute a ban on dogpiles until the CWS Championship.

by insomniacslounge on Aug 12, 2011 11:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Lol

I was there too and didn’t even know it happened. :( Poor T-Ram never seemed to recover after that…

by Go Bruinz on Aug 13, 2011 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Almost forgot.....

 It’s the 1967 UCLA vs u$c game., O.J. takes the hand off and we flatten his ass! We win the game, Beban gets the Heisman and we get all the glory. OJ’s pro career is a flop and 2 people are still alive today.

by Twothphry on Aug 13, 2011 7:55 AM PDT reply actions  

HINDSIGHT

I 10,000% CONCUR with the Mike Riley/Karl Dullard analysis and maybe 300% with the Guerrero/Bleimier speculation. Too many maybes on the AD one.

by Lee B on Aug 13, 2011 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

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