Why UCLA Bothers Me (Written by a Texas Fan)
"I watched both UCLA games this year. The bottom line is this: UCLA has a bunch of talented dudes who don’t care all that much. And with respect to talent, I’m not talking about recruiting classes, or rankings, or other supportive bullshit that people use when they can’t trust their own eyes (though UCLA has all those things too). I’m talking about pure on-field talent. UCLA is good. They have two NFL RBs – one a slick slasher, the other an angry bowling ball, a 6 foot 8 mutant TE who can run and has hands, appears to be open on every play, and had 100 yards receiving in one half against Houston. Naturally, they threw to him only once against San Jose St (a TD, of course) and he’s 2nd string. They have a 6-5 220 pound WR named Nelson Rosario who alternates between playing like Lord Nelson and Rosario Dawson and the OL is massive. They also have an array of highly recruited QBs who all excel at being injured except when playing Texas. " Sounds about right...

