We are getting the Florida version of just$c* against Maryland on TV tonight. I tried very diligently to fix the video on the TV, only to learn to my surprise that there was nothing wrong with it. Apparently that's the way Maryland wanted their uniforms to look.

A couple of partial Churchill lines come to mind. Never in the history of human endeavor has anyone created a sports uniform uglier than what Maryland is wearing tonight. If the Empire shall last a thousand years, people will say these are the ugliest unforms that ever were, are, or ever will be.

Oregon, you have some work to do if you want to reclaim the top spot in terms of ugly uniforma.