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Top Ten Reasons Chianti is Better Than Dan

10) There is such a thing as decent Chianti

9) It can be nice to have dinner with Chianti

8) Chianti can help you get laid

7) Chianti gives you a sense of well being before you get the headache.

6) Chianti is completely out of your system in 24 hours.

5) There are many good things you can do with Chianti

4) If you put Chianti in a boiling pot it doesn't scream

3) You can lock up Chianti in the basement and forget all about it

2) If you get some bad Chianti - you don't have to spend $750,000/yr on it

1) California state law protects underage athletes from Chianti

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of BruinsNation's (BN) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of BN's editors.</em>

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