#Request: to Southern Cal, please do your best to keep Lane and Monte Kiffin. They are the gift that keeps on giving.

#Request: will Matt Barkley please stop crying all over the field at the Rose Bowl? He is creating puddles that are damaging the turf.

#Request: Every SC douchebag keep your FUCKING mouths shut for the next 365 days.

#Request: to the SC d-bags who came on to this site to whine about us stopping the girly-man in the skirt from stabbing our field, I will just leave this here.

note: SC d-bags seem to like the "leave this here" structure, so this is easy for them to understand.

#Request: Will someone from Southern Cal please come back to the Rose Bowl to collect the remains from the gigantic pile of whoop-ass that UCLA just unleashed on your football team.

#Request: If SC fans with twitter accounts want to send requests to Brett Hundley to "please throw underhand against USC next year", the answer is no.

#Request: this one is not really a request, but thank you to all of the pundits who voted SC #1 before the season. It made this UCLA win even sweeter.

#Request: Matt Barkley, please come to the Rose Bowl Lost and Found to pick up that smug little prick smile that got knocked off of your face during the game. You left it on the turf when you went off of the field in the 4th quarter.

#Request: to all of the SC fans who thought it was so funny to tweet #requests on twitter, please stop flooding the network with your new, decidedly non-tongue-in-cheek requests to "shit-can Lane first thing tomorrow"