Okay so here we go:

11/23: Arkansas beats LSU

11/24: Notre Dame beats USC, Auburn kills Bama, GaTech kills UGA, FSU beats Florida, Oregon kills Oregon State, South Carolina narrowly beats Clemson, Mizzou beats Texas A&M, Oklahoma State beats Oklahoma, and UCLA kills #8 Stanford

11/30: UCLA kills #2 Oregon

12/1: UGA and Bama play terrible game and UGA wins by 1, GaTech beats FSU, Texas beats Kansas State, Wisconsin beats Nebraska.....

Every team except ND has at least 2 losses, voters put us ahead of Georgia & South Carolina based on decisive end of season dominating victories over two top 8 teams (just like Colorado in 2001), but unlike CU, UCLA invented the internet and also gets computer rankings boost up to #2 and a berth in the BCS Championship Game.

Am I missing anything?

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Unfortunately the world will then end on December 21st and we'll never actually get to play the game.