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Who Is Your Most Hated anti-UCLA Villain?

We play *$c tonight, so naturally I'm thinking about Eric Affholter.

If there is a number one all-time anti-U.C.L.A. villain for me, it's him. I've hated that guy since he carried on the legendary $c tradition of scoring touchdowns that weren't really touchdowns, most notably when he juggled a ball about 8 feet out of the end zone against the Bruins in 1987, yet was somehow awarded a touchdown to seal a 17-13 trogan win and rip the '88 Rose Bowl from us.

Well, maybe it was closer than 8 feet out of bounds, but not much. The trogies are lucky there were no red flags and coaches' challenges in those days. Especially considering he stepped out of bounds on the sideline on a touchdown run against us the very next season and stole the Rose Bowl from us again. Affholter?! Twice?! Pure hate!

Some might say it is irrational for me to hate someone I never met. I guess it's possible that Affholter is the greatest guy ever, but I doubt it. The similarity between his last name and a certain orifice at the end of the rectum is surely no coincidence. And I'm sure I'll get over it in another lifetime or two, so it's not like I'm completely obsessed. But not yet. That agony hasn't faded. Just a year ago, my friend Todd (who is both a Trojan alum and and attorney, but is still somehow a really good guy) gloated over how Affholter still caused me so much pain after 20+ years.

Okay. Maybe three lifetimes.

Star-divide

Anyway, I was inspired to write this by a comment that Cade McAdverb put up the other day when discussing our Final Four runs vs Florida several years ago

and then when you’d finally, maniacally played enough defense to hold them for 30 seconds on a possession, that little dead-eye f***er Humphrey would drop a three-pointer on you.

I don't know Lee Humphrey personally either but I'm pretty sure Cade actually underestimated him. That guy probably works for the devil and may in fact be his nephew.

So I wondered who else out there holds that special place of eternal hate in Bruins hearts?

My runners up include Fennis Dembo, who scored 41 and single handedly shot Reggie Miller and U.C.L.A. out of the 1987 NCAA tournament. Hate him. Don't know him, but still hate him. He may be out helping old ladies cross the street but I assume it's more likely he's stealing purses from them. A dishonorable mention for me, since it wasn't against our Bruins, goes to Christian Laettner. I saw him rip out the hearts of KY fans (and who, besides $c fans, deserves it more?) with that miracle turnaround catch and shot, and as I watched his celebration dance down the floor, the rush an all-time buzzer beater was replaced by mild repulsion. When he was somehow named to the Dream Team, it fostered a lifetime of hate not just for himself but for his entire school. Laettner may be a great guy, but I doubt it, and I'm know he's why I hate Duke and think Coach K looks like a rat.

Well those are 3 of mine. Who are your most hated anti-U.C.L.A. villains and why?

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of BruinsNation's (BN) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of BN's editors.

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Trojans:

Cheatey Petey
Matt Barkley
Todd Marijnovich

Non-Trojans (hmmm):

Officials of the Miami game on December 5, 1998
Al Carnesale
Pete Dalis
Chianti
Terry Donahue
Bob Field

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 8:56 AM PST reply actions  

Got Dayum!

You win my Capt. Frank Ramsey Award.

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all the time thing. You don't win once in a while; you don't do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. ~ Vince Lombardi

by MexiBruin on Feb 15, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate 'em all

but I really hope Matt Barkley has a special place in hell waiting for him. That smug, arrogant, shit-eating grin perfectly represents your typical Trojan. I look forward to Ellis McCarthy (hopefully) planting Matt’s pompous mug deep into the Rose Bowl turf.

by UCLA4EVR on Feb 15, 2012 9:05 AM PST reply actions  

"special place in hell"?

it’s just football fellas… relax with the over the line comments. The ability to treat your opponent, even those hated opponents, with respect is a reflection of your own class. Think Coach Wooden would’ve been saying these kinds of things.

by CPOBruin on Feb 15, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey

He did say a “special” place :)

by charnaw on Feb 15, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

greg in denver, U.C.L.A. guy for life - BruinsNation.com

by gbruin on Feb 15, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

you are right

but a special exception needs to be made for those who do no treat us with class. Barkley and Marinovich are two examples, and I somewhat excuse Marinovich because his father was a little nuts. It’s in jest, anyway. Barkley’s place in hell will likely be on the bench of irrelevance in the NFL…

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you guys forget his shit eating grin during/after the 50-0 game?

I don’t and never will. I also don’t forget all the sycophants in the media kissing his ass all day. I don’t forget his smugness. And I don’t forget his complete lack of humility. This isn’t Jake Locker we are talking about. The guy acts like a total D-bag. I hope his hell is total failure in the NFL, just like Leinart, Booty and Sanchez. He’s to our boys on D smashing his ass all over the Rose Bowl next year!

by jwher on Feb 15, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So many...

But I am making the distinction of hating an opponent because they were so good (sg), vs. hating an opponent for just being a douche canoe (dc). In addition to Nestor’s list, with which I fully agree (except for Donahue…not really hate, since I’m not a 49er fan LOL!)

Salim Stoudamire (sg)

Rodney Peete (sg, just against Aikman…)

Harold Miner (sg)

Corey Brewer (sg)

Jorge Gutierrez (sg)

Jason Kidd (sg + dc)

Calipari (dc)

Gary Payton (sg + dc)

Chris Petersen (for being a $^#^ tease)

more to come later.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 9:22 AM PST reply actions  

I actually love Jorge Gutierrez's game

The kid is a leader. I like him as much as I like Aaron Rodgers. Great stories IMO.

Like your other list. Although, I don’t know as much as about this Chis Petersen guy. Can someone fill me in>

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

That's why he's in the sg category

I hate that he’s so good. I love his game too.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Doh - my bad

You know who else to add in that category?

Sean Elliott
Ryan Leaf (at least when he was in college – the dude cost us a Rose Bowl and a possible shot at the NC in 1997, people forget that).

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh - heck

Throw in Tim Rosenbach too (I think gbruin may just stab his eyes out reading this name).

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It gets to be a fine line for some

but I have zero ill feelings towards him.

I’m sure there are a lot of non-revenue sports players who would fit this category too.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Leaf over Toledo?

It was his call to sit Skip Hicks on the potential game winning play…. and this is with Jonathan Ogden on the team.

by UCLA4Life on Feb 15, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

This thread

is turning out more painful than I thought…

Nick Aliotti…

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

How many times

have we been denied greatness?

Football
- Wazzu: 1988, 1997
- Miami: 1998

Basketball
- Florida: 2006
- Florida: 2007
- Memphis: 2008
- Louisville: 1980
- NC State: 1974

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd add

In hoops:

Minnesota: 1997. (and also blame McCoy’s ribs).

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

They cheated too!

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Monty Towe

NC State 1974. Kept flopping and getting fouls called on us, including a key one against Keith Wilkes in one of the overtimes.

by Seth Chandler on Feb 17, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Pac 8-10 refs

who were so obviously pro-SC. I painfully remember as a kid having sleepless nights after the Big Game, knowing the Trojans won because of either a blown call or phantom call that kept them alive when they were otherwise toast.

by 4everBruin on Feb 15, 2012 9:29 AM PST reply actions  

Yes

The one I knew by name was Booker Turner

Louisville, KY for UCLA class of '87

by kingslook on Feb 15, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

+1 Booker Turner

he got a gleam in his eye when he made a bad call against UCLA

by silverlakebruin on Feb 15, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Heck yeah

I was convinced he called fouls to talk to players. He would pat them on the butt and take them to the side when they got mad after ridiculous calls. He was such a bad ref.

Of course, the Pac 10 promoted to be in charge of refs.

by DCBruins on Feb 15, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That Florida guy...

…whose name I’ve repressed. He has/had a ponytail and mugged and gloated after Florida beat us for the national championship. Friggin’ hate his guts! I feel a gag reflex coming on.

by TriedandTrueBruin on Feb 15, 2012 10:03 AM PST reply actions  

Yes, yes indeed

Why did we have to run into those guys? Couldn’t they have been there two years earlier…or later?

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate that Florida guy too...

and as a result will root against the NBA team that he plays on or will play on. Still burns me to see the clip of him blowing kisses to the UCLA cheerleaders during the game

by seas98 on Feb 15, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

He's a P.O.S.

an embarrassment to his father. I loved his father, watched him play (tennis) growing up.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

It's almost too easy!

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you nailed it in your post.

Eric Affholter.

Not necessarily that guy personally. Just what that incompletion, err, alleged touchdown represented.

by waters96 on Feb 15, 2012 10:29 AM PST reply actions  

I forgot about Orenthal

Hated watching that convicted felon make mincemeat of our D that year.

by waters96 on Feb 15, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

OJ won't play today..... Or Ever for that fact!

I still have nightmares about that 60+ yard run he broke off on us in 1967. That was 44 years ago but it is as fresh as if it was yesterday.

by Twothphry on Feb 18, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

harold miner

was the name that immediately popped into my head as i read this post. all the “baby jordan” comparisons… that stupid tongue wag, beating us in our own house…

by DoubleTroubleBruin on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

"Baby Jordan"

Baby Jordan got bounced in the first round. ROFL.

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

i think it was the second round, by georgia tech on a miracle 3 pointer

but they were 2 seed! made me feel a little better, but god i hated that guy…

by DoubleTroubleBruin on Feb 15, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

HOLY MACKEREL!!!!

I loved Al McGuire. He was such a mensch.

I think that was the only 3-pointer Forrest made all year. He was their PF. I just remember literally, yes literally, bouncing off the walls in happiness.

Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4fz4hhpFoE&feature=related

by Cade McAdverb on Feb 15, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

We watched that game from the dorms

I think it was the last day of Final’s week.

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The Pac-10 refs who decided that...

Reggie Bush’s momentum was stopped when was cracked & fumbled in the ’04 game. The ball was recovered by Spencer Havner and would have been a touchdown, but that would have messed up the story-book ending for the trogans that year, so…

formerly Westwood78

by PhoenixBruin on Feb 15, 2012 10:42 AM PST reply actions  

+1

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the mention, G

It’s funny, after I made the Humphrey comment, I decided to look up the box scores for the two Florida games. Turns out he went 4 for 8 on 3 pointers in both games. That’s what hate will do to your recollections, because I could have sworn he went 17 for 16, and after draining the last one, from 55 feet out, he goose-stepped to the sideline, and sodomized Josephine Bruin during the timeout, while wearing a Darth Vader helmet.

But, your honor, that’s how it happened, I swear !!

In any case, here are my other unforgivables:

- Rodney “Measles” Peete (at least I got to see him choke away a Rose Bowl to Michigan in person, and there’s always Youtube for the glorious fumbled snap that cost him the MSU Rose Bowl.) I even hate Holly Robinson Peete, for marrying him.

- The referee who said Melsby fumbled, only after both of his knees had hit the ground, and he was speared in the back by a late hit.

- similarly, Brian Poli-Dixon

- similarly, Hurricane Georges

- Matt Barkley – look up “d-bag” in the dictionary, yes, that’s his picture there.

- Pete the Cheat, for overall evil

- Thugaluga, Frostee Rucker, Matt Leinart, Brian Cushing, etc. – although it does warm my heart a little, to know that my hate isn’t entirely irrational.

by Cade McAdverb on Feb 15, 2012 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

Great topic

I have many, but one that comes immediately to mind: Desmon Farmer who played Suc basketball around 2000-2003(?)

That guy was just so incredibly obnoxious, but always managed to have great games against our hoops team.

by apbruin on Feb 15, 2012 11:09 AM PST reply actions  

Digger Phelps

I cannot stand that assbag.

Formerly AllHailMightyBruins

by AHMB on Feb 15, 2012 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

Def. a media category

- UCLA beat reporters in the LAT/LAT columnists
- OC Register reporters – especially Adam Maya
- SChilly Smith
- Doug Gottlieb
- Talk radio morons in general.

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Bilas

Plus, his twitter feed is epic. Gotta go to work.

Formerly AllHailMightyBruins

by AHMB on Feb 15, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Dook Vitale

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Digger was on my list. Both for as a coach and media. On the back of one of the standard cheer cards when I was in school was “Digger is a wimp.” He was so hated it was there even though it only applied once every two years.

by DCBruins on Feb 15, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

He openly dislikes UCLA.

We don’t like him, he doesn’t like us. I watched UCLA @ Cal a few years ago and Digger was dancing with the cheerleaders acting like a total creeper. He also spent time during the breaks trying to pump up the crowd. Then again, isn’t that what national “partial” announcers are supposed to do?

UCLA won.

Formerly AllHailMightyBruins

by AHMB on Feb 15, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Edgerrin Ron Dayne James

I’ve warped them in my mind into a single nightmarish entity… any and all UCLA defenders that come within 20 feet of this entity will be violently repelled in the opposite direction at 60mph.

http://caneshooter.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tdcblog120509.jpg
http://tinyurl.com/7fyr7w3

by CPOBruin on Feb 15, 2012 11:49 AM PST reply actions  

Three 3 most hated toejams . . .

R Jay Coward
Traveler
Erwin Chemerinski

by charnaw on Feb 15, 2012 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

That horse

is such an ass

:)

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Not on board with that one.

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

As discussed number of times before – we don’t really have any hatred towards SC’s graduate programs. Good chunk of BNers went to their grad schools. Plus Professor Chemerinsky didn’t go there for undergraduate either.

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Dude that was kind of out of left field. Did he give you a bad grade or something? :)

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Then it's kind of funny

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

oh that's just mean

but I know the type LOL!

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude

it’s “case in point” :)

And yest that freaks me out.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

yes, yes indeed.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah,

I didn’t mean to offend you. I just don’t get your reasoning that just b/c he taught at USC he deserves to be ‘hated.’

by BruinsRUs on Feb 15, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I suspect there is a bit more to it than Charnaw told you.

greg in denver, U.C.L.A. guy for life - BruinsNation.com

by gbruin on Feb 15, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

he told me so above...

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Never liked R Jay

but at least he never beat us in four tries. Also, I think he went to my High School.

"Make each day your masterpiece."--JRW

by Give me a B... on Feb 15, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

my (young) list

as only a class of 2010 alum i may only hate people from the last decade so here it goes (in no particular order):

-Desmond Farmer
-All $C QBs of the last decade
-Maulaluga/Cushing/Matthews
-The Chicago Bulls roster (Rose, Noah, Gibson)
-Quincy Pondexter
-Joey Dorsey
-Derrek Low/Jorge Guittierez
-Gabe Pruitt/Nick Young

I know I hate more, but right now work is consuming that part of my brain.

by maccabita4life on Feb 15, 2012 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

That's a solid list

Whenever I see Pruitt’s name I keep thinking “V-I-C-T-O-R-I-A.”

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I remember that.

Dump Dan!

by bruinclassof10 on Feb 15, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I honestly can't hate Sanchez too much.

Of all the QBs they’ve had, he didn’t talk a lot of trash, he actually played pretty well, and he bolted that program as soon as he could, embarrassing Cheat Carroll on the way out.

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all the time thing. You don't win once in a while; you don't do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. ~ Vince Lombardi

by MexiBruin on Feb 15, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea

when I think of SC douchebag, Sanchez or Booty don’t come to mind. Barkley/Palmer do

Dump Dan!

by bruinclassof10 on Feb 15, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Palmer?

I don’t mind him much either…he actually wanted to come to UCLA, Toledo didn’t recruit him…

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

On the other hand

The Johnsons – both Rob and Keyshawn Meshawn – were major league d’bags.

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

+2

1 for each of them

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Did not know that

but Palmer just seems too much like Barkley to not be a dbag (smug looking face, from SC territory – south OC). I could be very wrong. As much as Cincy sucked too, the way he left Cincy (referring to his fat bank account and whining), gave me the impression that he was a whiny little you know what. He could’ve just left quietly like Barry Sanders did.

Dump Dan!

by bruinclassof10 on Feb 15, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Palmer was allright

Although he did have a ridiculous commercial when he was at Cincy:

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

There are so many things I would say, but out of respect for BN, I’ll keep these thoughts to myself.

Dump Dan!

by bruinclassof10 on Feb 15, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

just ask yourself if you’ve ever seen him or heard him doing something douchey. I haven’t. Barkley has done both.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Barkley is alpha douche

Palmer’s exodus from Cincy kind of rubbed me the wrong way but no doubt about Barkley. I hope EMC destroys his face

Dump Dan!

by bruinclassof10 on Feb 15, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

As a Bengals fan

I was glad as hell to see him go. He was never the same after Pittsburgh broke him in the playoffs in 2005.

by palafox on Feb 15, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad that someone else recognizes Desmond Farmer...

He was the first trogan that came to mine when I saw this post. As a norcal native-turned Bruin from the early 2000’s, he was the perfect gateway to discover what a Trojan truly is

formerly bruinhoo

by Patroclus on Feb 15, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

I remember going to Stanford games with one of my good friends from HS and it was pretty easy to loathe him even before I became a Bruin.

by maccabita4life on Feb 15, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Monte Towe

Coulda’ woulda’ shoulda’ 1974

by SeattleUCLAn on Feb 15, 2012 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

I don't think anyone has mentioned either of these two turd burglars:

Henry Bibby and Ken Norton Jr.

I’ll save the explanations. However, I am also going to throw Mike Williams in there because I forget the year, but leading into the SC game while others talked much trash, he was conscientiously careful not to say anything derogatory and even went out of his way to say he wasn’t going to talk trash, etc. Mere moments after they clowned us by scoring 66 points, he begins talking SO much trash on the cameras. hmmmmm. Won’t talk trash before the game, but after it’s been decided, can’t wait to drop some bombs on our guys? Trash.

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all the time thing. You don't win once in a while; you don't do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. ~ Vince Lombardi

by MexiBruin on Feb 15, 2012 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

I can't put Luke in there

I can never fault a guy for refusing to play for Lavin. I don’t really hate Marc Tyler, he’s just a dumbass, who also didn’t pick UCLA because of the crappy coach we had.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

All they did was not come to UCLA. Both Bibby and Norton not only worked ‘over there’ they made derogatory statements in the press. It’s one thing to have beef with family, but you air that out within the confines of the family. They straight up shilled for the evil ones.

/neverforgive

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all the time thing. You don't win once in a while; you don't do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. ~ Vince Lombardi

by MexiBruin on Feb 15, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

My top 10 - and I'm a younger guy (2010)

1. Dan Guerrero
2. Gene Block – see above
3. Pete Carroll
4. Matt Barkley – same reasons as everyone else, I can’t stand his face
5. Joakim Noah
6. Ken Norton Jr.
7. Lorenzo Romar
8. Lemur Face Sark
9. Mark Harlan
10. anybody that wears cardinal and gold
Honorable Mention: Rhea Turtletaub

Dump Dan!

by bruinclassof10 on Feb 15, 2012 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

Why Rhea Turtletaub?

She took the time to reach out to Tazmiami and hear what he had to say. She reads BN and is an alumnus. It’s not her fault we are saddled with Block and Guerror.

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all the time thing. You don't win once in a while; you don't do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. ~ Vince Lombardi

by MexiBruin on Feb 15, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that was a charade

tazmiami’s original post should explain more. She isn’t responsible but she’s complicit; just another bureaucrat who tried (once) to tell us what we want to hear, hoping we’d leave Dan/Gene alone.

Dump Dan!

by bruinclassof10 on Feb 15, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

but most of us work for somebody…

It seems she was involved with the Optimists campaign, and if so I give her kudos, that was well done. It needs to be done for athletics too…considering how many of the figures in that campaign were athletes…

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

She, more than anyone in Westwood, made an effort to speak with an angry alum

which is more than Block has done and more than Guerrero has done, so I give her a lot of credit for that. Same with Sirinya at The UCLA Fund. Who knows what happens behind closed doors in Murphy (well, nothing, actually) that keeps potential allies at bay. Even the appearance of trying to communicate is a major shift from the rest.

And Harlan needs to be moved up your list. Good call on him.

greg in denver, U.C.L.A. guy for life - BruinsNation.com

by gbruin on Feb 15, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Rhea is a great bruin!!!

I have met her a couple of times at alumni events in Chicago. She works very hard and does a great job for UCLA! For example, see below!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yREqoar3_PE

by Chicago Bruin on Feb 15, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Very True

I retract her from the list of honorable mentions – the fact that she actually reads BN and reached out does merit some amount of respect. I may have misunderstood her intentions, and the Optimists campaign was a far cry from the nonsense the Marketing Dept. has been churning out.

Dump Dan!

by bruinclassof10 on Feb 16, 2012 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope - Turtletaub is an enthusiastic member of the Ministry of Truth

She worships at the shrine of the status quo. She says what she has to say to keep the proletariat from revolting. She gets a nice pat on the back from Block the Schlock for keeping one of the mindless ones from interacting with one of the ruling class.

by Fox 71 on Feb 18, 2012 5:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I suspected as much

but I think that even by reaching out to BN, she may have been reprimanded by Block or a higher up. “Don’t talk to the underlings, you’ll never appease them!” I can sympathize with her – it’s hard to do much but reach out when your boss has his head stuck in the sand and is patting himself on the back for holding “student office hours”

Dump Dan!

by bruinclassof10 on Feb 19, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate all Trojans

I also hate most U of A basketball players – more so in the past, like Damon Stoudamire, Khalid Reeves, Michael Dickerson, Mike Bibby, etc.

I should be working right now...

by gorams77 on Feb 15, 2012 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

Those that stand out to me...

-Pat Murphy (former ASU baseball coach). Smug. Ass.
-Miles Simon. D-Bag.
-Ragovic. Double chin. Man boobs. Long sleeve shirt under jersey.
-Whoever took over/closed down Buck Fifty Subs.
-OJ’s. Mayo and Orenthal.
-Karl Dorrell. West coast offense. College kids. Really?
-Ernie Kent. Just because.
-Leinart. More football. Less Wilmer.
-Howland’s clock management.
-Any Trojan fan who does the two finger salute at games. You’re stupid.
-Mike Montgomery (Stanford days) and Mark Madsen.
-Chianti. Of course.
-Kiffin. He jogs around Manhattan Beach with his shirt off and a white head-band. All you need to know about him.

by AJ11 on Feb 15, 2012 2:21 PM PST reply actions  

Oh no

Kiffin? Jogging?

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

This:

-Whoever took over/closed down Buck Fifty Subs.
WTH? Westwood!

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to gorge...

on that place. I’m sure it was the picture of health and cleanliness.

by AJ11 on Feb 15, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The funny thing about buck fitty

I ended up getting 2 tickets from Westwood’s Parking Nazis picking up subs for me and the roomies. The subs became lot more expensive that way! Still we didn’t stop going. Good times.

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 3:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Tommy's?

chili cheese fries = heart attack

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bruin Meal Deal Special

Used to crush that place too. Comedy.

by AJ11 on Feb 15, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved the Bruin Meal Deal...

After I graduated, I would go out of my way to Westwood to pick one up…I remember that the end was near when they down-sized and gave up half of their floor space. Then for a while before they disappeared, they renamed themselves to “Shakers”. Must have lost the rights to use the “Shakeys” name…Other Shakeys around LA just aren’t the same….

by seas98 on Feb 15, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Shakey's.

I miss the Pizza, chicken and mojo delivery deal for 13.99.

by Bruin'96 on Feb 15, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Cowboy Sushi was pretty awesome too

Something like $12.99 all you can eat sushi and they were just uhm a little easy with carding when ordering those sake bams.

Wait this was supposed to be a thread about hatin!

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 5:58 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

LOL!

We managed to piss them off…so many sake bombs there…

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh ... damn phone

Sake bombs not bams. Yes!

by Nestor on Feb 16, 2012 5:19 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I didn't even see your typo!

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 16, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

That used to be our stop

Before the 12:30 pm games.

by Nestor on Feb 15, 2012 4:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Wow, someone finally got the OG OJ.

I was at that game when he scored in the last 21 or so seconds. I’ve hated him ever since, and when I heard his ex-wife had been murdered, I knew immediately who had done it.

Going back to those days…Elvin Hayes for hurting Lewis’ eye, and the horrible ref that blew that Houston game for us.

Go Bruins!

by uclaluv on Feb 15, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I separate mine into football and basketball. (I pretty much dislike the entire mainstream media, so that'd be too long of a list)

Basketball:

Joakim Noah (He is actually a solid player in the NBA now, but is such an asshat that I’ll never forgive him.)
Joey Dorsey
Nick Young and Taj Gibson (Just rubbed me the wrong way)
Jorge Gutierrez (Me and my best friend went to UCLA’s elimination at the Pac-10 Tourney last year, saw Cal play too. Just dislike him as a player, he bothers me)
Adam Morrison (This is more in general than a UCLA thing)

Football:

I hated John David Booty. Leinart, Sanchez and Palmer didn’t bother me. Hated Booty.
Rey Malaluga bothers me to no end. Very overrated. He was the fourth best linebacker on those teams. Cushing, Matthews and the other Samoan LB (Vainuaku or something?) were better than him.
Mike Williams, Patrick Turner and Dwayne Jarrett (I respected and still respect Steve Smith)
Frostee Rucker and Mike Patterson.
Lorenzo Booker. For running UCLA out of the stadium in a bowl game. Tough to watch.
Weirdly, Justin Forsett from Cal. Don’t ask why, he just bothered me.

Barkley is borderline for me, just because of my personal experience playing against him. He wasn’t that douchey in person on the field, despite how much he looks, sounds and acts like a douche. Plus, the cool factor of tipping a pass of a guy who will be a top 5 pick is tough to overlook.

"I have one word for you...Be careful."
-Jose Guillen

by IE Angel on Feb 15, 2012 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

Poor Gutierrez

He probably bothers people the way Hornacek did…the less-than-intimidating-athlete who is just a brainy good player.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Todd Bozeman

Hail to the Hills of Westwood.

by Mr. Hilgard on Feb 15, 2012 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

Michael Cooper

Loved him as a Laker but after the s**t he said, F Him!

by BlueReign on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

How about the entire LA media?

Especially Bill “trOJan” plaschke. And everyone else at the LA times and OC register. I’ll also throw in LK’s buttboy on epsn radio Colin Cowherd.

by jwher on Feb 15, 2012 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

Destined to infamy is the mascot designer responsible for the crime

Of replacing classic and friendly Joe Bruin:

With this monstrosity:

and, um,…

And this lame imitation of a Bruin:

But a special place in the halls of villainy belongs to this beast:

I shudder just looking at that thing.

by bryanucla on Feb 15, 2012 8:28 PM PST reply actions  

Pedobear is frightening

Even more than Chucky.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 15, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

lolols

They keep asking “What’s a Bruin?” Well… It’s something you cannot trick into a car with candy, PEDOBEAR.

by Ganplosive on Feb 16, 2012 3:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Dan G

Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G Dan G and Todd Marinovich cause he is also a D-bag.

Aka Tazmiami

by Tazizona on Feb 15, 2012 9:28 PM PST reply actions  

more names

-nate robinson
-ryan appleby
-john brockman

by maccabita4life on Feb 15, 2012 10:37 PM PST reply actions  

Finally!

Somebody else hates Ryan Appleby!!!

by themichael21 on Feb 15, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

forgot about Appleby. He was anoying

Dump Dan!

by bruinclassof10 on Feb 16, 2012 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

a t-shirt

that looked 3 sizes too big

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 17, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Can't believe he hasn't been mentioned

Ryan Appleby. He is actually the worst and probably dislikes puppies and punches babies.

Also on my list:
Brady Quinn and Jeff Smardzja (sp?) for breaking my heart in South Bend
Leinart and Malaluga
Every USC FB ever. Kirkman, Hancock, and Havili were all there for 10 years. Each.
Antaun Simmons for that pick between his legs in ’01 after Poli-Dixon dropped it of course
Lee Humphrey obviously
Salim Stoudamire for his shot over AA in Tuscon

by themichael21 on Feb 15, 2012 10:38 PM PST reply actions  

Samardzija

You gotta hate him even more since he didn’t even end up playing football, and is instead a relief pitcher for the Cubs…GRRRR!!!!

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 16, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Right???

And his hair sucked too. Plus Brady Quinn was made out to be god that year because well, he played for ND.

by themichael21 on Feb 16, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I had totally forgotten about how much I dislike Hancock when he was at SC.

Didn’t it seem like Havili was at SC for like 8 years or was that just me?

"I have one word for you...Be careful."
-Jose Guillen

by IE Angel on Feb 16, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

All of them were at SC for 8 years

Kirkman, Hancock, and Havili. I think that it was just 1 guy who played from 01-09 and changed his name three times. Cheating bastards

by themichael21 on Feb 16, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

and Aaron Brooks

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 16, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I met Brooks

I was wearing a UCLA sweatshirt too. He’s actually a nice guy – had nothing bad to say about UCLA or LA in general.

Dump Dan!

by bruinclassof10 on Feb 16, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

He falls in my sg category

Not a bad guy at all, just played too well against UCLA!

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 16, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed

Nick Young, Brandon Roy, James Harden belong in that category too! The Afflalo/Young, Mayo/Westbrook duals were pretty epic.

Dump Dan!

by bruinclassof10 on Feb 16, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Brick Layer

Tops my UCLA list and its not even close.

New one: Sarkisian

Future Names: Mike Leach and Rich Rod (What-could-have-been hates)

by Waitingfornumber12 on Feb 16, 2012 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

as long as it's not

beat-our-asses hates. I have a hard time hating Leach, even if he beats us. Never liked Rich Rod much though.

But hey, what do I know. I’m just the 800 lbs bruin in the room.

by tasser10 on Feb 16, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Any Trojan Football player from 1967 to the present and the following basketball players:

Toby Knight
John Shumate
Gary Brokaw
Dwight Clay
Adrian Dantley
Digger Phelps….

The 1974 Notre Dame B-Ball Squad that stopped UCLA and Coach’s 88 game win streak! That was hard to take at age 12! My Mom said I had to say a Rosary for all the bad thoughts I had for ND.

by BruinDan32 on Feb 16, 2012 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

Yes....Digger was the HC and not a player

Thinking more about it, Rodney Peete, Charlie White, George Achica really chaffed my a$$ also, but I digress…they are all Trojans between ’67-present.

by BruinDan32 on Feb 16, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Desmond Farmer

followed closely by Matt Barkley.

by hicalliber on Feb 16, 2012 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

Great listings

The too three names on my list -Dan G, Schilly Smith, and a tie the Mikes-Garrett and Cooper.

by john4justice on Feb 17, 2012 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

Let me add my two cents.......

Who ever composed that POS song that SUC plays every five seconds no matter what’s happening on the field.
Has anybody mentioned Tommy Trogan and Traveler. Hate’m!!!!!!!!!
Elvin Hayes and the U. of Houston 1967-68. Spoiled our season, at least for me. We got them back when it counted the most. Now that was Bruin Basketball!

by Twothphry on Feb 18, 2012 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

While we are at it..........

Add Dickie V to my list. He just sucks so bad and he hates UCLA! While we are mentioning broadcasters, Brent Mushmouth just makes any game unbearable.

by Twothphry on Feb 18, 2012 9:40 AM PST reply actions  

An unfortunately placed typo.

I got it right in the text, but botched it in the title. D’oh.

And how come it took that many comments to point that out, Bruins?

greg in denver, U.C.L.A. guy for life - BruinsNation.com

by gbruin on Feb 18, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

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