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VISION OF THE JOHN R. WOODEN STATUE AS COMMISSIONED BY DUNKIN' DAN ON AN 80% BUDGET? DG might...

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VISION OF THE JOHN R. WOODEN STATUE AS COMMISSIONED BY DUNKIN' DAN ON AN 80% BUDGET? DG might actually try to pick-up this up at discount to adorn his Nu Pauley Glass Job. This recently installed JRW sculpture in Indianapolis, characterized as "creepy" by some local observers, appears to depict JRW as the Greatest Coach in the History of Prosthetic Legs. Seems the "cost efficient' element as indicated hereinbelow might momentarily distract a certain atheltic director from his three hour lunch: In answer to the question, "But why not have more of the players' bodies in view?" in the Houston Chronicle (http://www.chron.com/sports/article/Sculpture-of-coach-John-Wooden-draws-mixed-reviews-3396534.php ) came this comment from the sculptor, Jeffrey Rouse, likely to warm the cockles of Dan Boy's wallet and notions of Athletic Department 80% Solutions: "Cost-prohibitive," the sculptor said. ,,,"I wanted clarity about what it was I was trying to do. And I consider those legs as pillars of an academic institution." Also ." Dates on the sneaker heels highlight crucial points in Wooden's career." Not a misplaced riff on JRW's "shoelaces and socks" tutorial? Seems these would fit right in with the vision of a guy who dressed the football team up as Q-Tips with Skid Marks for the sc game last year...

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