Signing day cannot get here fast enough.

Signing day is almost here. #bruinup instagr.am/p/UrzCcXtBW7/

— Kenny Lacy 7⃣6⃣ (@theREALklacy) January 19, 2013

And everyone is recruiting for UCLA:

Just got done talking to Maurice Jones-Drew, great guy!

— Asiantii Woulard (@AW_QB2) January 26, 2013

By the way, Asiantii had a very nice visit. He went to the Rose Bowl:

Hanging out at the #RoseBowl twitter.com/AW_QB2/status/…

— Asiantii Woulard (@AW_QB2) January 26, 2013

And tried on a jersey

#UCLA official #Bruins twitter.com/AW_QB2/status/…

— Asiantii Woulard (@AW_QB2) January 26, 2013

It looks GREAT on you.

While our coaches might not be keeping tabs on you stalker style, they still want to make sure you're happy.

Just got off the phone with coach Mora! June can't come fast enough!!! We're chasing Natty's

— Caleb Benenoch (@CalebBenenoch79) January 28, 2013

In the end, the coaches can talk until they're blue in the face, but UCLA is it's own selling point.

What people don't realize about UCLA Is that the coaches aren't selling us the school... The place sells itself. All u gotta do is go see it

— Caleb Benenoch (@CalebBenenoch79) January 26, 2013

Plus, when you have the top color commentator for Fox saying:

Very encouraged w the direction of UCLA Football. RT @bigmarinersfan: Are you pleased with the upward direction of UCLA football?

— Troy Aikman (@TroyAikman) January 28, 2013

How can one resist?

I would have been so lost if I ever lost my BruinCard.

#NoBruinCard #NoFood #NoEntrance #NoExistence

— Danusia Francis (@danusiafrancis) January 28, 2013

Massive shoutout to the amazing person who handed in my Bruin card. #youdabest #lifesaver #loveya

— Danusia Francis (@danusiafrancis) January 29, 2013

Whew.

#athletemusings

I wonder exactly how much Gatorade I've consumed in my life #athletequestion

— Tony Dye (@TonyDye6) January 27, 2013

Olympian Dawn Harper will be on Say Yes to the Dress:

My trip to Kleinfeld's "Say Yes to the Dress"... It literally is a sea of dresses. Thank God for my consulta instagr.am/p/U-ayM9mBPW/

— Dawn Harper (@DHarp100mH) January 27, 2013

I'd say most evil parents ever, but I'd do the exact same thing.

So the kids aren't with us in Hawaii, and we just had this photo taken. Best parents ever or BEST PARENTS EVER?lockerz.com/s/279363388

— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) January 26, 2013

YES. PLEASE ACQUIRE THIS SKILL.

Skunks needa work on dodgeing cars more

— Noah Allen (@noaha32) January 27, 2013

It is so disgusting to drive by a skunk corpse, it's last stink emanating... for a mile...

Nick Ekbatani had a bit of a setback with his overall recovery and needed to go back in for surgery for an infection:

Doctors here at UCLA SM are Ballers. 6 hour surgery went well. Not out if woods just yet, but on track. Love you all. Thanks 4 support.

— Nick Ekbatani (@nickekbatani) January 19, 2013

Hmm, not quite the image I think most here have of sponge baths by nurses:

You haven't lived until you have been offered a sponge bath by a large, strictly Spanish speaking, mustached man - at 4AM.

— Nick Ekbatani (@nickekbatani) January 23, 2013

Hot!

And true love!

GF rids her apt of fattening snacks & gives them to me. I get fatter, she gets sexier. This - is love.

— Nick Ekbatani (@nickekbatani) January 27, 2013

Hey, look who was on TMZ!

That awkward moment when asked about the whole Manti Te'o scandal..next subject please..thanks lockerz.com/s/279190632

— Marcedes Lewis (@MarcedesLewis89) January 25, 2013

Ben Howland on Tony Parker: "He's the kind of guy you want to marry your daughter."

— Peter Yoon (@PeterYoonESPN) January 25, 2013

But if he's meeting Ben Howland's daughter it would be only on speed dates. No more than five minutes at a time.